Open Post: Hosted By CoCo

The “LEGGINGZ R NOT PANTZ” rant I usually let out every time pictures of Xtina wearing Spandex sausage casings come out will never be directed at CoCo, because she’s doing good work by stuffing herself into a pair of leggings that make her crotch look like a half open ebony oyster. When you pair CoCo’s precious pearl pocket with one of Peg Bundy’s old outfits, miracles happen. As soon as CoCo’s blessed camel toe galloped in front of that line, the dude with the “music” tattoo he obviously regrets had a tattoo-free arm and that dude on the left who sort of looks like the fourth place winner in a Dr. Phil look-alike contest no longer looked like the fourth place winner in a Dr. Phil look-alike contest (meaning his stache fell off).

I used to think that those thuribles the Catholic priests sway around had burning incense in them, but now I know that holy smoke is really CoCo queefs.