QOTD: Seeing Madge Thrust Her Crotch Is Worth Your Blood, Sweat And Tears
In their ongoing battle to see who can be the biggest cunt in all the land, Madge has just jumped a million spaces ahead of Elton John with one little quote to Newsweek about her ticket prices. If you've ever complained about paying $300 to see Madge rub the dick muscle on her armpit (that is a dick growing out of her armpit, right?) against an 18-year-old backup dancer, then shut your mouth. Start saving your coins by only eating tap water and ketchup packets for the next ten months, because she's worth it. Newsweek asked Madge what she thinks about her fans complaining that her ticket prices cost more than some people's monthly car payment and the cunt angels sang her name when she said this:
“So start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love that even IN THIS ECONOMY, Madge is still a solid gold bitch to the 99%. But she does bring up a good point. Would you rather spend $300 on a leather bag you get to keep forever or do you want to spend $300 on watching a plastic bag thrust around a stage for 90 minutes. That's like a Sophie's Choice between a kitten and a Kardashian. But keep hustlin', Madge.
And here's Madge at a Super Bowl press conference today. If you're going to watch her halftime show, don't be surprised if a $300 charge shows up on your cable bill with the note: "I'm worth it. xo Madge".
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I only had to pay $50 to see Bowie and he's a whole league above you, trick.
Holy crap- all my life I have hated this woman, but her cuntiness has gone galactic into a territory I pretty much have to respect. She is hilarious!
Lighter fluid, matches.....ok I just did something better with my $300.
She needs to get a paycheck? Really? Cause not having one in 4 years is sending her to the poor house ? This bitch is set for another 10 lifetimes. What a greedy ugly whore. Devote your time to those children you adopted . Has the novelty worn off already?
I just heard her new song on the radio and it sounds like some cheerleader 15 year old bullshit. Bitch is in serious denial about her age. You're not Britney, Miley, Katie Perry ... sing shit that's age appropriate ...crank out a tune regarding your menopause !
She was on Graham Norton two weeks ago and he asked her why she's touring again. She said, "I've devoted the last 4 years of MY life to MY movie and now I need to get a paycheck".
He asked her if she likes touring and she's said she only likes the first show and the last. Nothing else.
The thing is, you can't do shit about crypt keeper hands except increase your percentage of body fat. So paraphrase Catherine Deneuive, after a certain age, it's your body or your hands. Her face would really look like shit if she did not have it stuffed with fillers. And so the half gloves. But as somebody said already, she needs sleeves too. Those disgusting ropy arms are deal breaker. Or she could take shit down a notch with the workout and diet. Nothing's gonna stop Father Time.
Madonna has never been this personable in her life, not since the early part of her career.
And so fuckin' talky. I think she's trying to copy Lady GaGa and Agulliera by trying to be more "approachable". I liked it better when she was an aloof snob. And when is this lousy movie of hers coming out? So I can NOT go see it.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
My $300 handbag is useful to me and I can use it over and over again and I love it. Her concert is one night and there is a big chance I will be disappointed. That's the difference.
The price of concert tickets is why I stopped going 10+ years ago! It's ridiculous to think your average Joe has $300 to spare for a concert.
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Isn't that the catch phrase from the old L'Oreal hair color commercials from the 70s?
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 9:22am.
*smiles*
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 9:15am.
At least she doesn't get all hot over little children like you do, pedophile.
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I saw Madonna during her Isla Bonita phase way back in the '80s up in Detroit. Even then, her performance was described by critics as "workmanlike." Sure she can put on a show and jump around but where is the passion? It just seemed like a moneymaking exercise to me. So no, I won't be saving my pennies to see her again.
bitch I'm not even tryna see you for free at halftime....
ok, i will admit i've seen the bitch twice in concert and that was enough for me. she does put on a good show, but i did not spend $300 and if i had to, i would've kept my ass home. her ego knows no bounds.
No matter the price, a handbag will never make my ears bleed.
what's this look madonna is going for...and why does the shape of her head upset me? i need answers...
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Got Damn her fingers are from the crypt....work out all you want memaw, but age is still creeping up on ya'...nice try covering it up with the gloves tho
I'm worth it? Yeah, let us be the judge of that!The only idiots that would pay for that shit are people that are so fuckin' stuck in the 1980's, that they go to her show to relive their youth for 2 hours.
I'm glad I've never spent a dime on this bitch. Never bought a CD, never went to a concert.
Why has she not evolved even slightly in the past 50 years? Shrewd, shallow , bitch.
I guess the economy hasn't affected her a bit, which is surprising because when times are tough, one of the first things to forgo spending your money on is entertainment. :cough::$300 tickets::cough:
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 2:06am.
And AGAIN with the fingerless gloves?
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I HATE fingerless gloves. HATE THEM!
What in the sam hill hell is wrong with her pit? :O
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Ok I'll say something nice, her waist looks nice and I'm kinda diggin her Zoot Suit outfit.
My daughter didn't know Madonna was still alive, until yesterday. She thought she must have died years ago because she was so old "from the 1970's or '80's." I laughed my ass off over that last night.
Truth be told, I did think twice about dating my now husband when I found a Madonna CD in his collection.
Yeah, a 300 dollar bag is crazy, but a 3000 dollar bag is completely worth it!
http://www.bryanboy.com/bryanboy_le_superstar_fab/2010/05/madonna-for-lo...
Haha! IMO if you're dumb enought to want to go see Madonna in concert then you deserve to be ripped off. God knows what mayhem your stupid ass would have made with that money otherwise.
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Forget the bag and this Old Bag, I'll take the kitten.
I honestly don't think I've spent so much as a penny on Madge at any point in her career. Gonna keep it that way!
She looks like turkey jerky. She's like Iggy pop's evil stepmother.
I know I am not the first, but...oh my lord, that arm is as gross as a bucket of steamy diarrhea that leaked from a dead rhino's maggot infested ass.
“So start saving your pennies now."
I read "penises" instead of "pennies", lol.
What in Sarah Conner hell?
blah blah blah omg whats that flappy hangy skin near her elbow blah blah blah
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And AGAIN with the fingerless gloves? Madge, you're a crone and you have crone hands. Live with it. You really are turning into Norma Desmond.
That hag.
At halftime there will be major toilet flushing 'round the country, followed by the eating of little smokies and Cheez Whiz in the kitchens.
I mean, really. Who the hell is going to watch this stringy bitch thrust her old culo at the camera? Not me - I'll be over at the queso station.
new video=raging cougar of desperation tryna be sexy like Sally O'Malley
@ BaconSlut
She is also unable to spend her money to become the one thing she yearned to be and never could - an actress. When her star finally collapses, in its place will be a sucking black hole. It is advisable to be far away from such a phenomenon when it occurs which will be easy for cranky dlisters who appear to hate her by 99%.
PSL,
Madonna will always be able to afford everything that she demands for ten years over every lifetime that we common slores might have. The unfortunate part is that she will never, no matter how much money she accrues, be able to buy back the experiences that she may have had with her children during this time.
*taking off judgmental hat to pinch a loaf and groom the Persian*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Words fail me and my eyes are burning. When will the madness end? Actually, I might pay to watch this hag eat 300 dollar bills otherwise, not interested.
Bacon Slut, you are right. But if she wants to tour, her tickets should be 30 bucks. It's not like she needs the fucking money.
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Don't fall on your sword
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I hate to be a judgmental slore, but...Madonna has shitloads of money. Spend some time with your kids, maybe?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
If she starts with some of her old stuff, then I'll watch, but if not, it's the Puppy Bowl for me!
That was the most obnoxious statement I have read all week. That is saying a lot since I read Goopy's comments yesterday.
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Don't take it on board
Don't fall on your sword
Just play another chord
If you feel you're getting bored
I feel numb, I feel numb
Too much is not enough
I feel numb
Time for sleeves and a mustache-wax Memaw.
These chicks do everything to their faces to look younger, but absolutely nothing for their hands! A good hand cream or something, but no, nothing!
If shes getting $300 a ticket one would assume she could afford invisalign.
@zocolo 1
Your avi always makes me LMAO! That's the same look I have on my face when I see bacon.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I can't look at this picture. What is that bulging thing under her armpit?
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