QOTD: Seeing Madge Thrust Her Crotch Is Worth Your Blood, Sweat And Tears
In their ongoing battle to see who can be the biggest cunt in all the land, Madge has just jumped a million spaces ahead of Elton John with one little quote to Newsweek about her ticket prices. If you've ever complained about paying $300 to see Madge rub the dick muscle on her armpit (that is a dick growing out of her armpit, right?) against an 18-year-old backup dancer, then shut your mouth. Start saving your coins by only eating tap water and ketchup packets for the next ten months, because she's worth it. Newsweek asked Madge what she thinks about her fans complaining that her ticket prices cost more than some people's monthly car payment and the cunt angels sang her name when she said this:
“So start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love that even IN THIS ECONOMY, Madge is still a solid gold bitch to the 99%. But she does bring up a good point. Would you rather spend $300 on a leather bag you get to keep forever or do you want to spend $300 on watching a plastic bag thrust around a stage for 90 minutes. That's like a Sophie's Choice between a kitten and a Kardashian. But keep hustlin', Madge.
And here's Madge at a Super Bowl press conference today. If you're going to watch her halftime show, don't be surprised if a $300 charge shows up on your cable bill with the note: "I'm worth it. xo Madge".
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But'cha ya a purse, Madge, ya are!
(Donatella Versace collection)
This Cunt Of All Cunts apparently believes it's 1985 and we all remain enthralled with her youthful exuberance, plump good looks, and "cutting-edge" persona.
Flash-forward to 2012. Madge is an ancient, sinewy has-been with a fake British accent who fucks over her ever-aging fan base and laughs about it. Fuck off, you old hideous hag.
Her attitude, and those like her, are a big part of the world's problems.
I hate this woman so much.
LOL! Oh, come on! Like we ALL haven't done that! *wiggling eyebrows*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
:O
@Garden Girl
...or have shower secks!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Worse.halftimeshow.ever.....Vadge the Hag needs to send me a check for $300 just for reading this, she is fucking hideous.
Can't they get some marching band? Noone really watched the halftime show. That's when people go for a pee and more beer if they are at the show and if at home switch channels to watch something else!
Why is this wrinkled old bat the entertainment at the superbowl? They should hire someone who can actually sing and dance. She should be paying the fans 300 dollars to have to sit and watch her lip synch and rattle around like an old pile of bones.
Awww, damnit! I already spent my 300 on zuchini.Uh, for bread, ya, that's it, bread.....
Awww, damnit! I already spent my 300 on zuchini.Uh, for bread, ya, that's it, bread.....
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:29pm.
She probably inhales her own farts with great satisfaction!
LMAO maybe that's what happened to her teeth?
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Submitted by warmislandsun on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 8:37pm.
I'd rather spend $300 on hydrangeas.
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Oooooo, there you go! So would I!
I think the ugliest picture I have seen lately (and that is saying a lot) is the one of her onstage with a two piece outfit on with mesh. She is also wearing a white top hat, thigh high black boots, playing, whoops, standing like she is playing a guitar with her crotch stuck out.
My god, has this old woman no shame? Does she still think she is sexy or cool or exciting or even relevant anymore?
Poor delusional bitch.
What the hell is she wearing?
Hate that her outrageous ego continues to get stroked. She needs to just be ignored. It will kill her and then we'll be done with her mean ass.
Gawd, I hate this bitch with the white hot heat of a thousand suns. And WTF is it with those assinine gloves?
This bitch is already richer than God. Why won't she just chill and enjoy her dough?
She expects people to scrimp and save to watch her mediocre ass, yet she won't pay a couple of bucks for some baking soda and peroxide for those hideous teeth?
Break a hip, bitch.
I would pay $300 to see the Stones or Paul McCartney.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'd rather spend $300 on hydrangeas.
I'd pay 30 dollars, or maybe even 130 for a Bat For Lashes, Sarah Brightman or Within Temptation concert.
That insufferable arrogant slunt Vadge? 3 bucks total. She ain't worth any more. At least I'd get some lasting enjoyment out of a handbag.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Listen Madge, I'm your biggest fucking fan, and you couldn't pay ME enough to endure the insufferable crowds at your concerts versus the comfort, booze, snacks, reefer, and hot piece I can have at home while I watch your concert DVD.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Whatever. This is why I watch the puppy bowl and kitten half-time show.
HOW can anyone justify a ticket price of $300, HOW? Fucking retarded. More fool anyone prepared to pay that much I say.
MADONNA LOVES FAG MONEY! CHI CHI CHI CHI~ ♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpq-VGK4PUA&feature=related#t=0m6s
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Her arm looks like that runt piece of chicken they try to pass as a wing at the bottom of a bucket of chicken.
If I was a gay man, I would be you. I swear I write this shit in my sleep. You are the (gay) man.
http://peppersteakandpolyester.wordpress.com
It's high time Grandma retired in Palm Springs.
Hey, let us in the gay community forget that our civil rights are hanging by a thread and lets give this twatter another $100 million so she can give NOTHING in return!
After watching thousands of my friends on FB blather on and on endlessly about her super bowl mess , working full time as un paid press agents , I cant help but wonder where we would be if this same energy was used to demand our rights as human beings here in this nation..
I have to remember that God dont like UGLY and her day is coming. Please , I just pray I get a front row seat to the shutdown of DOOM on this berch..
everything about her is vom inducing.. bleech..
ts not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
If I had an extra 300 clams laying around (I don't) I'd blow it all on kitchen fuckery and have friends over for a really nice made-from-scratch dinner party.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I'd rather spend $300 on a leather bag than on a weathered bag. Ok, not that funny. But at least the leather bag would provide me more love and warmth than Madonna could ever be capable of.
I think she puts on a great show. Is it srsly that difficult to simply enjoy oneself?
I'm sure if us Dlisters put our forces to work, we could pull together enough money to hire a hit man to rub this skank out. I WILL go into my penny jar for this!
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Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:50pm.
Hahaha! YES, she played guitar when I saw her too, and frankly, I was kinda embarrassed for her. It was sooooo remedial.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:44pm.
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Yep, the dancers were good and I guess so was the lighting crew. I'm not sure if she lip synched but she hardly ever spoke to the audience and when she did say something, it was stupid. And she "played" the guitar (loud snort)!
OLD SKANKY WASHED UP WHORE! SHADDUP WITH THAT FUCKIN' MOUTH! CLOSE YOUR LEGS FOR TWO SECONDS YOU SLUT HACK!
Never thought I'd utter these words but, well said Satan!
No Madonna. Just NO!
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Smdh. This old bitch need to sit her old ass down. She need to gone ahead and get her a job at Macy's prune ass
ubmitted by squiggles on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:37pm.
She "allegedly " had a "cold" when I saw her, and said she only lip sync'd a few songs. B.S, it was the whole show.
Her dancers were good, but she was just sort of going through the motions.
I would never have gone if I had to pay.
I'd pay $300 for really good tickets to a Stevie Nicks show, but that's about it.
I'll be watching the Puppy Bowl's Kitten Half Time show when this on is performing at the Superbowl.
Dear Madonna:
I enjoyed learning about sex from your songs and videos back in the 80s when I was in grade school. I even liked doing step aerobics to your tunes in the early 1990s/2000s. But it is time to tell you that I would never, ever part with my sweet money to see your ass anywhere, ever.
Kind regards,
Boredashell
That deformed arm needs a hook instead of a hand. Better to catch that young peen as it tries to escape. "I'll get you my pretty!"
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!
Women: Take heed
Girls don't age well with too much leanness
We are meant to be a bit plush but firm (not rotund and obese). Women who try to fight to be masculine look like shit.
Embrace your femininity gay or straight. Don't try to be a 'dude'. It's just gross to see women try to 'pump iron' and be 'butch' to the point of losing their femininity.
Hello? If you love pussy...why you wanna be like a guy? I never understood this conundrum.
I hate the term 'lipstick lesbian' because it means that girls who are girlie girls who LOVE and are TURNED on by fellow girlie girls are somehow lesser than dykes who act more 'manly'. Isn't the whole POINT of lesbianism to be attracted the feminine rather than masculine traits?
I see this also in the male homosexual realm, where men are either 'butch' or 'femme' or sometimes (rarely) 'in between'.
Anyone want a strong drink down her with me? I just kicked my little demon out for lack of forethought.
That's exactly $299.99 more than beeeoch is worth.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Worth it? Bitch, it's time to hang up the mic and start pimping Boniva. Fuckin' old hag.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:27pm.
I saw her lip sync a concert once several years ago, and my ticket was free and I still wanted my money back. LOL.
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Me, too. I saw her in 2005/2006 I think and the word that best describes it was "soulless" (that doesn't look like a word). Lots of noise and lights and jumping around but no substance. It all felt very cold and distant.
Even if she tries to spin this comment as a "joke" it is still incredibly offensive for a millionaire like herself to speak to the poors about how to spend what little money they have...on her.
What man would fucking want a woman with man arms?
She dressing like she's is Lourdes age. Her and Demi Moore need to wise up. They are not young chicks anymore and acting like it doesn't fool anyone.
Sorry Madge, I've got better things to do with my money. I'll buy something crazy like pay for my prescriptions or buy gas and groceries or maybe donate money to our animal shelter. No where on my list does it say blow $300 on a woman whose ego is as bloated as her botoxed face.
You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain
Put those scary arms away, Madonna! I realize that she looks good for her age (and she should be proud of that), but there is no need to frighten people!
She is constantly sleeveless. Does she really think it's a good look?
She probably inhales her own farts with great satisfaction!
I saw her lip sync a concert once several years ago, and my ticket was free and I still wanted my money back. LOL.
I wouldn't give 3 pennies much less $300 for a ticket.