Friday, February 3rd 2012
BREAKING: Willow Smith's Hair-Whipping Days Are Over
Just like when Brit Brit mowed her swamp weave and when Felicity took a machete to her curly hair mane, the children are losing their shit (put a diaper on 'em) over 11-year-old Willow Smith snipping her hair whip off and I'm sure you've already seen this highly important world news on CNN Jr.
The newest Smith Family ATM Machine posted a Tweeted of pictures of her buzzed cue ball and my first thought was: Stop making fucking fart faces or it will stay like that forever and then Will & Jada will have a really hard time making more money off of you. My second thought was: Oh, so that's what a real life Oscar from Shark Tale looks like. No, really, shaving her head totally brings out the Will Smith in her face.
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Face like she's eating Jicama con limon!
Yay! Another no-talent kid being thrust into the limelight! NOOOOO DAMMIT!!!!
*I'm making a face like constipated prune, back at you little fly!!!!* hahahaha!
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"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
What an unfortunate-looking child.
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Should I care about this or can I go back and take a dump?
Ugh. Fuck.
She looks like she needs a shave!
and PSL, she goes to school?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
hahahahahah, I love how no one spares this little shit any insults.
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I know I have a fickle heart, and a bitterness and a wandering eye, and a heaviness in my head
But don't you remember, don't you remember
The reason you loved me before
Baby, please remember me once mor
Looks like a baby gerbil before they open their eyes-
Wow, she does look exactly like that fish.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
She needs to take a seat on the future dykes of Hollywood bench, right next to Shiloh.
This needs a "duckface" tags. Ugh.
she looks like a 14-year old Asian boy now. Shaving her head did bring out the Will Smith in her face! Damn.
Fugliness. Is this tagged the who cares news?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Get this ugly mongoloid SPAWN away from me.
so annoying...seriously.
Oscar from Shark Tale...I almost lost it!! EXACTLY like him!!! I hate it when girls make that face...WHY WHY WHY?????
Ugh! This little shit.
That is one unfortunate looking child.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
smh
St Angie will now try to adopt her... well played.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Wow, she has tiny bones. Soooo thin!
Ugh. The duck lips look is not helping her in the looks dpartment.
Please tell me that is a shadow and not a full mustache on that child.
Hollywood actors should not be allowed to spawn. Especially gay ones in sham marriages.
That is one homely looking child.
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LOLOOlhahahhahHAHA
Will Smith lookin' all serious and pensive in pointe shoes!!
Awwwww
Pediatric Cancer is really not funny MK.
Reported.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Isn't she too young to be on pointe?
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
that girl is not pretty.
I also know a child who goes to school with Willow, and said she is OBNOXIOUS. I KNEW IT!!! hahahaha
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I know I have a fickle heart, and a bitterness and a wandering eye, and a heaviness in my head
But don't you remember, don't you remember
The reason you loved me before
Baby, please remember me once mor