Monday, February 6th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 3rd!

These trendy LA gay bars. OK, you use the Avril Latrine, I'll be in the Catherine Zeta John. - TexnDoc

Runners-up:

Another day, another endorsement deal for a Kardashian. - sonah22

I am sensing that you are here for a reason...you carry a certain instinctual desire.....come, sit upon my cauldron and release all your burdens....I will wipe away all your fears...and for $20 I will examine your asparagus. - Half.Mexican.Wonder

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Submitted by deonsnider on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 5:22am.

You will be required to have some special stationery and other papers that are used to legal purposes that can be found with stores that deal in Attorney Office Supplies. You may be wondering why specially an Attorney Office ...

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Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:23pm.

gonna use that
"be right back have to the catherine zeta john"
ha!

"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"

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Submitted by Gobbler on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:49am.

Nice one Tex!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:14am.

A big LOL! to the winners. Congratulations! Hahahaha

"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK

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Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 9:32pm.

Even the King of Pop needed to sit on the throne once in a while.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

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Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 9:29pm.

Just beat itttttt........ beat ittttttttt.......

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by Libressa on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 8:25pm.

Sly Stone, Paul McCartney, other victims of Michael Jackson's child-like evil can sleep well knowing that his spirit has finally reached the afterlife and Karma has found a special place in Hell for him.

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Submitted by pamorama_j on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 12:42pm.

Lex Luther tried to lure Superman out with a kryptonite glory hole.

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Submitted by dfanintheD on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 6:30am.

Tim Burton presents Edward ScissorBowels.

Submitted by magusxxx on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 3:31am.

Madam Tussaud's got their wires crossed when they made the wax figure for 'Madonna: The Early Years'. The mouth was suppose to be the toilet.

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Submitted by zachhcaz on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 2:39am.

Tommy Girl's first job in Hollywood was as a men's room attendant. It didn't pay much, but he was happy with just the tips.

Submitted by hotassmess on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 12:25am.

Komode by Kardashian: Now you can get the full Kim experience at home

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Submitted by Vern on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 8:32pm.

PERKY!
genius with the Puxatawny Kitean!
*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by Opsat1 on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 8:12pm.

Keith Richards' toilet.....the morning after.

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Submitted by Opsat1 on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 8:12pm.

Keith Richards' toilet.....the morning after.

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Submitted by Opsat1 on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 8:10pm.

And now...the new promotional marketing photo for the new, super-strength Kardashian Kolon Kleanse!!!!

Submitted by magusxxx on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 1:24pm.

Liza with a Pee

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Submitted by MattRyanForever on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 12:03pm.

Now when a seaman says he needs to "hit the head" he really can.

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Submitted by TimberSteen on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 11:39am.

First there was Planking, then Tebowing, now here's the newest fad: Johnning.

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Submitted by OurMissC on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 10:16am.

Add in the delicate aroma of a Miller beer shit and this could easy pass for my office bathroom.

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Submitted by Strepsi on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 9:39am.

This week on "Ghost Hunters": using an EMF meter, the boys conclusively prove that Lisa Rinna's career is in the toilet.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 8:33am.

MDNA's "Brick shithouse"

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by GossipWhore1 on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 8:16am.

Ke$ha's new home decor line only seemed to be popular to a very specific demographic

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

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Submitted by Few Words on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 6:27am.

damn that is one piss poor tribute to MJ.

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 4:17am.

From mouth (straight) to the gutter.

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Submitted by noelster_sf on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 1:26am.

latoya's shrine to michael is a little backed up

Submitted by magusxxx on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 12:38am.

Next season of American Horror Story will be based on the book Everyone Poops.

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Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 12:19am.

If Hellen Keller was still alive, and didn't know braille or sing language, this is exactly how she would have described Madonna's new video.

WithinReason...'s picture
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 12:06am.

Travolta's basement dungeon offers enticing amenities for all male guests arriving *sans famille* Faces have been known to make an appearance!

WithinReason...'s picture
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 11:34pm.

The Kool-Aid in Roman Polanski's studio apartment. Part I. Nightfall, Do not drink!

"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK

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Submitted by Chocha Loca on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:46pm.

If this were a fair world, maybe it should exist a show like "The Voice" and Don Francisco´s Sabado Gigante. Combining the best of two worlds, this is the proper scenography and the dynamic! I´ll give you an example: After hearing the new Madonna´s single, judges can decide to chop his head off and flush it down the toilet or applaud.

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-...Ademas yo quiero aclarar que la Dra. Juanita Gutierrez del Anexo 43, para ayuda a enfermos mentales y drogadictos, no tuvo nada que ver con lo que a mi me paso...-

Submitted by Satan on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:08pm.

Demi gives up the whip-its for doing truck-stop rim jobs.

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Submitted by Half.Mexican.Wonder on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:02pm.

I am sensing that you are here for a reason...you carry a certain instinctual desire.....come, sit upon my cauldron and release all your burdens....I will wipe away all your fears...and for $20 I will examine your asparagus...

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Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 8:37pm.

Sam Ro's artistic interpretation of her time with Lindsey

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 8:28pm.

These trendy LA gay bars. OK, you use the Avril Latrine, I'll be in the Catherine Zeta John.

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Submitted by giaknight on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:47pm.

This preview of the film "Where Lady Gaga's Career Belongs" is just another one of those Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaborations. (Johnny really needed to dye his hair blond though!)

Submitted by dirtysanchez on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:37pm.

yay Michael Jackson isn't dead, and it looks like he's working on the sequel to Thriller

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:35pm.

That's just Blanket's bathroom. Nothing to see here.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:39pm.

Mitch Hedberg. A legendary and unique shit.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 6:58pm.

My toilet gives good head.

Submitted by Satan on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 5:53pm.

Hey, dumb ass, next time don't say Beetlejuice three times when you're out of toilet paper.

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Submitted by tbeez on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 5:48pm.

In what obviously broke the case, detective LaToya staked out Conrad Murrays bathroom for days.

Submitted by I am Legend on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 6:17pm.

I really wish Lady Gaga would stay away from home decorating.

I've 'prayed to the porcelain god' myself on more than one occasion, but never at so elaborate an altar.

I'd still rather crap here than on any toilet shown on 'Hoarders'.

For those of you who were wondering "Whatever happened to Charlie Sheen's 'goddesses'?"...

When you 'gotta use the head' at Charlie Sheen's house you better be more specific.

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Submitted by tommyboy on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 5:42pm.

Always the clever one, Michael Jackson was always looking for new ways to hide stalk out the little boys room unnoticed.

Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"

Submitted by prancing_nougat on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 5:13pm.

New art exhibit is a literal interpretation of where Robert Smith's career has gone since the '80s.

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Submitted by Dantronic on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 4:58pm.

The Dash clothing line is expanding into home appliances. Introducing the Kim K Krapper!

zomay's picture
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 4:52pm.

If only John Waters had directed the Kardashian sex tape...

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Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 5:00pm.

When George Michael saw Michael Jackson hovering over a gasoline station toilet, he begged them to pull the plug.......

Submitted by Satan on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 4:47pm.

When there's something strange
Under your toilet's hood
Who ya gonna call?

Flush Busters!

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Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 4:43pm.

Detective La Toylette

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