Sunday, February 5th 2012
UPDATE: I Lied
Obviously, I lie telled in the post below, because Madge's Darth Vadar crotch had a starring role in tonight's Super Bowl halftime show. I don't know whether Madge's dark spirit is trying to exorcise itself out of her eye sockets via her neck veins or if it's trying to escape through her gargoyle snatch. The only thing I know is that if I were wearing a crucifix around my neck, it would've turned upside down before exploding into dust. Somebody get the priest and a gallon of holy water, but this is some serious dark-sidedness.
via Buzzfeed
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Submitted by rovex on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 1:08am.
I loved the BBC breakfast sports bulletin this morning in the UK. The SB was mentioned in passing after Womens Hockey. Thats grass hockey not ice hockey and hockey has about 3 fans in the UK, womens hockey has 1.
Kind of sums up our thoughts on a bizarre American 'sport' that is basically Rugby for big men who dont want to spoil their make-up.
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Some Americans find it bizarre that scrawny British 'athletes' will swing a cricket bat but won't use a toothbrush.
Madge delivered point blank.. So much better then BEP or Janet
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 1:30am.
You do realize that there is kicking in football, right?
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lol.. oh please.
You do realize that there is kicking in football, right?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Since when does one brief unitard-covered shot of Madge's snatch count as something revealing?
You were right the first time, MK, this is Madonna we're talking about. Until she flashes her nekkid parts at mid-day traffic, or to shows it to the home veiwing audience in all it's unclothed glory, doesn't count.
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Sorry Stoney you lose. Soccer is shit as well, but at least its 'Football' name makes sense.
We are so impressed by how evolved you are, rovex! Now please tell us again about how awesome soccer playzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
*drools on self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I loved the BBC breakfast sports bulletin this morning in the UK. The SB was mentioned in passing after Womens Hockey. Thats grass hockey not ice hockey and hockey has about 3 fans in the UK, womens hockey has 1.
Kind of sums up our thoughts on a bizarre American 'sport' that is basically Rugby for big men who dont want to spoil their make-up.
Oh I'm sorry, I mean a real dancer who wasn't trained back in 1927. And one who understands the fundamentals of form and technique.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I can FINALLY replace my Janet Jackson Super Bowl fapping material.
She is a has-been, but at least she has been, unlike most of her contemporarys (Gaga).
Wait a minute! didn't one of the guys from LFMAO gave Madge a horsey ride prior to the picture above? O_o ... could he the one to blame for the way it looks? mmmmmmmmmm *paging detective LaToya*
I loved Madonna's SB performance, but I was so scared she was gonna bust a hip.I was on pins and needles. Don't do this to your fans Madge, it's time to hang it up gurl, while you're ahead.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I can only imagine Lourdes sitting back laughing her ass off at her mother.
So. Fk'n. NASTY.
Why'd you do me like that, Michael K? WHY? Post a warning next time. DAMN.
in all fairness, it looks like bruising from costume underwears. I had to bump up the view to 200% and turn my screen sideways to see it. lmao. Madonna needs to put her time in on Lourdes debutante thing, not this Senior Night bullshit at Super Bowl. LAST.TIME.MADONNA. don't do it again, ma'am.
anyone notice how it took SIX fucking hours to get through all of Super Bowl?
Super Bowl 2013 is starting in one hour.
Migraineuse, you are a true sister for offering that explanation for the discoloration of Madge's inner thighs, but I think that in her case the left and right leg rarely meet.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
When I look at her face and neck in this, I'm reminded of an episode of either Golden Girls or Maude where there was a discussion of what your old face looks like in bed in different positions. It was probably GG, sounds like something Blanche would have brought up.
o_0 It burns...
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
@ Stoney Madonnas a classically trained dancer so she is a professional LMAO
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
MK, you jumped the shark on this review...why would you do that to your essence? ... she was awesome, admit it... omg!
She's naturally a brunette. And Italian. The dark crotch is not odd, even if she's waxed.
One last thing, in Madge's defense (I know) - stadium acoustics during sporting events suck ass, so it figures she would lip sync.
Ok for real now. Will the world stop spinning so I can pass out properly?
Boa noite.
I really enjoyed the classic Madonna songs but her acrobatic work sucked balls. Get a real dancer to do it...at least they know how to straighten their knees in a fucking cartwheel. Nikki Minaj brought an epic level of skank to the event, which she always does. And world peace is a nice sentiment, but like those retarded chain posts about cancer on facebook, it achieves zero for the actual cause.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 11:08pm.
The discoloration is disturbing. Maybe she's bruised up from all the rehearsals for this, or maybe she has one of those pyramid things that used to be advertised on the side here.
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I bet you're right that this is from some crazy exercise regimen. Maybe it is some kind of bruising. I took a spin class recently and sweet cheezus, the spot where my inner thighs meet torso/crotchal area hurt like a MOFO b/c of the horrible seat for days afterward. I mean, so painful I had a hard time walking. I swear there could have been bruising but I didn't look, lol.
Whatevs, I'm drunk and I thought it was the best fucking half time show in a long time. Last year's was shit, so maybe I'm not good with comparisons right now.
Fuck it, I'm passing out in 5, 4, 3...
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 11:19pm.
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ahahahahahahhahaha!
Submitted by TimC on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 11:03pm.
No, I don't think so. Discoloration like that is caused by a lot of walking (in my case) because there's friction where the thighs meet. Then again, I'm a stout wench and Madonna is, er, not. It just seems funny to me to see it on a person as thin as her. Some slim people have thighs that touch when they walk, though.
Don't want to body shame her for having it, as it's pretty common, but, showing it off wasn't a good idea.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
That's camo makeup on her inner thighs.It's covering the tattoo which reads "Abandon all hope,ye who enter here."
I have to give her props for working out the fuck outta herself and being in great shape. That said, I am scarred for LIFE looking at Vadge's vadge. What the fuckety fuck is going on there? It looks like the place where evil lives. If her boytoys have to deal with THAT, then she better be paying them good.
I did not need this visual in my life...
yes FabulousDivaBuns! exactly! madge's show WAS bad, and about fifteen years too late. she's too old for this shit. just like woody allen putting himself in leading romantic roles in his movies as a seventy year old with twenty something actresses. hang up the leotard and count your gold. or just strut around and sing. but stop with the wobbly gymnastics. give me some better entertainment!
Sad to say, that's brutal to look at...but M and her handlers should have known better so its hard to feel much pity.
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"The Gods send nuts to those who have no teeth"
Find a rock!
Her 80's stuff was so simple and catchy. Everything she does now is over produced and empty. Her new video has awesome special effects but the song is made of plastic.
I'm not a fan of hers, so I don't really want to defend her, but yeah, what parissucksliterally said - this happened in a split second real time. And from what I've seen of Britney's performances lately, granny here moves a whole hell of a lot better in comparison. I'm several years younger than Madonna, but I would never attempt a cartwheel in heels, with or without assistance.
The discoloration is disturbing. Maybe she's bruised up from all the rehearsals for this, or maybe she has one of those pyramid things that used to be advertised on the side here.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 10:56pm.
that happened fast in real time, so I don't think this is fair.
But whatever.
I agree. Team Madge!
What is she, hairy down to her knees? Gross. Get a razor or some skin bleaching, grandma.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 10:41pm.
I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who gets that inner-thigh discoloration.
Not sure I'd show it off in front of millions of viewers though.
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I assumed it was because that skin has had a dense italian pubic bush violently ripped out of it.
It's also an awful small crotch maybe that's why she looks for young boys.
Anyway I just can't with the whole mess it speaks volumes for how bad everything is when people think that was good. It also shows how inconsequential Nikki Minaj and MIA are they were just like back up singers it was lame. I don't like any of those hoes but I was hoping someone would bite it and although they didn't they also didn't bring it and Madonna was awful wobbley. No one told her to put her 53 year old behind in a leotard and try to do the running man infront of 150 million viewers that was her doing. So cutting edge that Madonna. Please she's never had a genuine or talented bone in her body it's all copying smoke and mirrors that shot of her face proves it.
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
What the fucking hell? It looks like she has pubic hair spread all over the inside of her thighs?
And this whole picture looks like the Wizard Of Oz, when the house fell on the witch.
Whatever, I am over her and her crypt keeper hands.
that happened fast in real time, so I don't think this is fair.
But whatever.
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Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
-LL Cool J
Some kind of strange triangle shaped dick-toid crashed into Madonnas left thigh during the half time show as a dark storm tornado cloud loomed on the right.
Madonna was great! Take that Gaga! I wish she did Borderline her best song IMHO. She looked gorgeous but we know that is an illusion.
"Madge's Darth Vadar crotch" and her "gargoyle snatch"
Hahahahahaha LMFAO at this MK!
She did flash in the vaginal area then!
Close-up, close-up!!
Lotta jumping and acrobatics going on too! Lucky if she didn't put out her back! HOT boots btw!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Those cheeks! Yikes...the puckering... it looks like cellulite on her face... wtf.
The worst part of the performance was that hackey-sack Richard Simmons doing that hippie tight-rope stuff while Madonna tried to weirdly bounce along with him.
She covers up her granny hands and stringy arms, but proudly uncovers her dried up coochie? Good lord. Talk about misplaced priorities.
And under no circumstances is she a "girl" anymore. Hasn't been for many years.
I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who gets that inner-thigh discoloration.
Not sure I'd show it off in front of millions of viewers though.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
The only bad thing about the performance was this idiot dancer in gray. Annoying. This is the kickoff to a mad busy year for Madge. Go on wit your bad self.
I love how her cheek implants are trying to run down into her eyes. Speaking of Brazilians (not you, baby jesus) she reminds me of Catherine Helmund at the funeral in Brazil (the movie).