Gis Stands By Her Man, Throws Shade At His Teammates While Doing So
As Gisele Bundchen did the walk of sadness through the stadium after her husband Tom Brady lost out on his tenth million Super Bowl ring and a bonus that was going to pay for a water slide in his $20 million mansion (Tom Brady is not weeee-ing today. Sadface.gif.), some Giants fans heckled her ass by saying that Eli Manning owned her husband. Instead of telling her haters that Tom gets to go home and dry his losing tears on the chichis of a Brazilian supermodel, she complained to her friends that the blame goes to her husband's teammates. The Insider (via Hollywood Life) posted the video that I'm sure is going to convince the owners of the Patriots to fire all the coaches and hire Gis instead! This is the subtle stream of bitchery that slipped out of Gis' mouth:
"My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
Somebody told me that since Tom has been with Gis, he's been 0-2 and he was on some kind of winning streak before that. So GINXELLE needs to blame herself. No, no, Gis really needs to blame God for this. Gis used the Catholic prayer tool known as the chain mail to get God on Team Pats and she was shut down. So Eli Manning didn't own Tom Brady, God did when he hit the "return to sender" button on all those prayers.
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Why are people making such a big deal about this?!
1. What about those crude, nasty NY Giants fans who made the comments? What a bunch of POS's. The fact that they "fans" is no excuse.
2. Gisele did not directly respond to those assholes, but rather as an offhand remark in a moment of frustration.
3. Yes, she should not have said it but guess what? She was right. These guys get paid millions of dollars to catch the fucking ball and they didn't. Now everyone is crying about what she said. Please! Move on.
4. She used to live near me in the Greenwich part of NYC. Gisele is a beautiful goddess. No question about it. She used to walk by and people would just stare in awe.
Obviously she knows nothing about football. Tommy Boy needs to keep this broad on a leash with duct tape over her fugly mouth.
Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:57pm.
Maybe while she was begging for prayers for Tom she should have been asking for prayer for his teammates as well. Just sayin
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Well, she proved she's too selfish to worry about anyone else, by throwing everyone else under the bus. If I were his receivers, I'd be telling this ho "Then tell the asshole to throw the ball to where we are,instead of GROUNDING IT AND GETTING A PENALTY, you slutty ass bitch!"
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:15pm.
She is not Brazilian, she is German. She just lives in Brazil like a lot of ex-pat Germans.
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Yeah, they're called Nazis.
Oh,get off my ass-- I'm German and I can say it. And where the hell do you think all the South American Germans came from?? Yep, Nazis who escaped persecution and prosecution bc back then they didn't have extradition laws.
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Re. her crappy hair, unless professionally blown out w/rollers, all longish one-length hair looks like this.
Without getting all Agnostic, these dummies who think 'prayer' is gonna win their football game, give religion a bad name.
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Well, it's true that the receivers dropped a lot of balls. However, the Patriots are the team of cheating cheaters who cheat, and they let Rush Limbaugh into their box (horrifying metaphor, I know), and Tom Brady already dumped at least one woman and kid in order to "trade up" for another version, and Gisele is some kind of horrible witch if she thinks prayer is appropriate for supporting a football team, in a world where babies starve to death and are bombed.
However, I will give Gisele this much: she is one of the luckiest hos on earth. Despite being far less attractive than the average mule, and brain-dead to boot, she somehow manages to make money off her appearance. Mysterioso!
She is not Brazilian, she is German. She just lives in Brazil like a lot of ex-pat Germans.
She used to have the most beautiful hair. What happened?
Gis is looking more and more like Sarah Parker every time I see her. Giselle will look old two decades before Tom looks old. He will be embarrassed.
Pretty boy needs to tell his not so pretty wife to shut her pie hole.
I think she's embarrassed him already. That email she sent, sealed his fate. He was doomed.
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Dog............I could not agree more!
Defending your "man" is one thing. Bashing the team is quite another. Bitch needs to shut it. I can't stand to hear her anyways........ugh!
She needs to shut her stupid mouth. She is nothing more then a hanger with legs. Boohoo they lost the Superbowl. Vapid bitch.
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this bitch is sooo FUG. (shakes head)
sore loser with a FUG attitude to match her FUG face!
I would normally tell a girl like this that her job is just
to shut up and look pretty, but this bitch can't even pull
that off. Ugly person, ugly personality go hand in hand
here. It must be hard, knowing your husband is prettier than
You are. And his nose is smaller. Boy is tommy going to have some apologizin to do at the next meeting. And what was with all his douchey faces when they were showing his stats? He's one
quick fumble away from being football's ashton kutcher
Giselle's nose is so big, it might as well be a cock for lesbians, like Rosie O'Donnell.
As Giselle ages, her face will get uglier, much like Uma Thurman, with her beak nose.
Gisele has that hot, tight Brazilian body, but unfortunately she also has the face of a witchy old German lady.
Yeah, it makes me feel better that she's a butterface who didn't entirely win the genetic lottery (YIKES!!! at that second thumb) and that her pussy husband lost the Superbowl.
Oh, and why didn't the *perfect* mother take her *perfect* baby with her to the game? GASP she left it at home with the nanny? She should be taken out back and shot along with all the mothers who didn't breastfeed!!!
Submitted by justice on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:58pm.
If your man was a pro athlete and doing it well before you married him... mouth shut and let him get on with it. The curse of athletes is a woman who suddenly gets up in your game.
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Damn right, justice
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
If your man was a pro athlete and doing it well before you married him... mouth shut and let him get on with it. The curse of athletes is a woman who suddenly gets up in your game.
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Maybe while she was begging for prayers for Tom she should have been asking for prayer for his teammates as well. Just sayin.
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.Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 12:37pm.
Google Amber le Bon. Ugh.
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Is that Simon's kid? LOL. She looks like Miley. Oh hell no.
She still looks like a dude even with her bolt-ons.
Of course she's biased, but Gisele needs to understand that many of those passes from her husband were thrown in a hurry cause he was getting ready to be sacked; many were just rushed and so they were difficult to catch. However, I believe the Pats lost because Rush Limbaugh was in the Pats owners box picking his nose; if Gisele wants to blame someone, blame Limbaugh for jinxing them!
Is it me, why is it that every Brazilian woman I have ever known sound exactly the same. They all have these husky, chain smoking voice. So bizarre.
Fuck me dead! No wonder they always shoot Giz from front on! shudder....
Submitted by veronika on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 1:15pm.
Someone here says that Brady lost his 'mojo'? over the last couple of years? I don't think so! Did you watch the play offs? Almost a perfect score Same ass in 2004 when they win to the Eagles. BRADY SHOULD NOT BE ASHAMED, HE IS A WONDERFUL QUATERBACK WHO HAS BEEN MVP AND HAVE WON 3 SUPERBOWLS. HERE IT IS! FOR YOU THAT DON'T KNOW THE FACT:S THE PATRIOTS WON SUPERBOWL 2001 AGAINST THE ST. LOUIS RAMS, THE CAROLINA PANTHERS IN 2003 AND THEN AGAIN IN 2004 AGAINST PHILLI EAGES. SO HIS MOTTO SHOULD BE: 'THERE IS NO SHAME IN MY GAME' AND TO RECTIFY ALL YOU HATERS- YES INDED! THE PATRIOTS LOST BECAUSE OF THE MISTAKES THEY ALL (INCLUDING BRADY) MADE. BUT AGREEING WITH MRS. BRADY, IF THE TEAM WOULD NOT HAVE DROP THOSE BALLS MORE LIKELY THE OUTCOME WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT! THEY WOULD PROBABLY HAVE WON ANOTHER SUPERBOWL. HOW MANY QUATERBACKS DO YOU KNOW THAT SCORE UNDER PRESSURE, ON HEAVY SNOW OR AT THE LAST 2 SECOND A 'TOUCHDOWN'? AHHA// NOT TOO MANY.TOM BRADY IS A GREAT QUATERBACK, PERIOD.
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No one said Brady wasn't a great QB (at least I didn't), but let's face it. The team choked. He couldn't shake off the rough start and get his teammates rallied. In the locker room, he was paralyzed for 1/2 hour replaying that game in his head. And his teammates were disappointed in him too. The QB is the leader, the general, he leads his men into battle. Brady won plenty of battles, but lost the war.
NE Pats always have the attitude like they are SUPPOSED to win. As great as Brady is, he still can't beat Eli Manning and Eli isn't even the better QB (Peyton is better than both of them). This is always be over his head.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Neurotic on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 11:28am.
Thanks Neurotic and I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked up the bad vibes from Tom and Belichek during the game.
I really followed football this season and while I am not a fan of either team in the Super Bowl, I love the game.
Brady is going down at the end of his career and this is not the way you want to end your career- going down in a negative way. You want to end your career ON TOP! The last 3 seasons have been a struggle for the Patriots.
It is time for a change for the team.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Dumb bitch! Your husband is at fault too! Clearly she was watching a different game. Fuck outta here bird looking bitch.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 12:45pm.
Oh nay! I was laughing AT him! He is never gonna live this down! Who serves that stuff at a FOOTBALL party? He's all redfaced because I heard him and he knows now I can tell everyone if he messes with me. Which I will, you know it.
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Well THAT'S not very Christian of you.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Someone here says that Brady lost his 'mojo'? over the last couple of years? I don't think so! Did you watch the play offs? Almost a perfect score Same ass in 2004 when they win to the Eagles. BRADY SHOULD NOT BE ASHAMED, HE IS A WONDERFUL QUATERBACK WHO HAS BEEN MVP AND HAVE WON 3 SUPERBOWLS. HERE IT IS! FOR YOU THAT DON'T KNOW THE FACT:S THE PATRIOTS WON SUPERBOWL 2001 AGAINST THE ST. LOUIS RAMS, THE CAROLINA PANTHERS IN 2003 AND THEN AGAIN IN 2004 AGAINST PHILLI EAGES. SO HIS MOTTO SHOULD BE: 'THERE IS NO SHAME IN MY GAME' AND TO RECTIFY ALL YOU HATERS- YES INDED! THE PATRIOTS LOST BECAUSE OF THE MISTAKES THEY ALL (INCLUDING BRADY) MADE. BUT AGREEING WITH MRS. BRADY, IF THE TEAM WOULD NOT HAVE DROP THOSE BALLS MORE LIKELY THE OUTCOME WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT! THEY WOULD PROBABLY HAVE WON ANOTHER SUPERBOWL. HOW MANY QUATERBACKS DO YOU KNOW THAT SCORE UNDER PRESSURE, ON HEAVY SNOW OR AT THE LAST 2 SECOND A 'TOUCHDOWN'? AHHA// NOT TOO MANY.TOM BRADY IS A GREAT QUATERBACK, PERIOD.
@ veronika: Giselle, grrl I didn't know you had a Dlisted account!
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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 12:15pm.
That is a Hansel and Gretel looking witch right there in the 2nd photo! Jeebus! Her ass needs to guest star in GRIMM w/o makeup. The fact that she is an absurdly highly paid model is completely BAFFLING to me.
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She's very tall, very thin, has a nice ass and is white. The face on models doesn't matter anymore. Most of them are hideous.
Google Amber le Bon. Ugh.
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I'm confused, are you implying that Amber le Bon has an ugly face? I've never seen her before until now, she's quite pretty if you ask me.
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Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:58am.
nevermind giz...i want to who is that hot butch with the combover walking beside giz...
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LS - I think that's Vince Wilfork's wife Bianca. I can't tell who that third Pat's wife is.
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I saw her being interviewed(Bianca)before the game I just can't imagine Gisele hanging out with these women, LOL
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 12:18pm.
When is she going to have her nose shaved down?
WHEN HE WINS ANOTHER SUPERBOWL. duh. thats why bitch is pissed
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Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 12:19pm.
Dog, so sorry. I mistook your HAHAHAing at the underdone Beef to be laughing AT your boss as opposed to with (?) him. Nevermind, carry on...
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Oh nay! I was laughing AT him! He is never gonna live this down! Who serves that stuff at a FOOTBALL party? He's all redfaced because I heard him and he knows now I can tell everyone if he messes with me. Which I will, you know it.
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He schills for Uggs with Bieber hair and I'd imagine her grandparents escaped to Brazil from Germany when Der Führer saw the tide turning. Bugger both of them.
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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 12:15pm.
That is a Hansel and Gretel looking witch right there in the 2nd photo! Jeebus! Her ass needs to guest star in GRIMM w/o makeup. The fact that she is an absurdly highly paid model is completely BAFFLING to me.
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She's very tall, very thin, has a nice ass and is white. The face on models doesn't matter anymore. Most of them are hideous.
Google Amber le Bon. Ugh.
Well, since bitch is already super rich, gorgeous, and has hot piece of ass of a husband who adores her who is also insanely rich, I think she is not allowed to ask anything else for herself, other than health related matters or for the well-being of her kids and family.
Certainly asking god for yet another Superbowl win is fucking ridiculous.
I heard she asked people on Twitter to pray for Tom before the game. In these times when people are losing their jobs, homes, sanity, and billions of people don't have a dependable food source, she has a lot of fucking nerve.
Submitted by Dog: "...I just overheard my boss on the phone complaining that the Beef Wellington they had at their Super Bowl party..."
Beef Wellington... Super Bowl Party... Does not compute. ERROR... ERROR... ERROR....
Dog, so sorry. I mistook your HAHAHAing at the underdone Beef to be laughing AT your boss as opposed to with (?) him. Nevermind, carry on...
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:58am.
nevermind giz...i want to who is that hot butch with the combover walking beside giz...
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LS - I think that's Vince Wilfork's wife Bianca. I can't tell who that third Pat's wife is.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
When is she going to have her nose shaved down?
Never! Something about daddy saying big noses were good luck! For thinking your own shit don't stink, apparently.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
That is a Hansel and Gretel looking witch right there in the 2nd photo! Jeebus! Her ass needs to guest star in GRIMM w/o makeup. The fact that she is an absurdly highly paid model is completely BAFFLING to me.
Gisele went on to add “You don’t do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.”
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Thank you for the Spinal Tap reference
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
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Forbes has Bunchen's net worth at 150 million as of Sept.2011, so I do not get this whole "Billionaire" thing being discussed.
This butterface cunt has a lot of fucking nerve. She gets paid to walk and make poses and faces. Not difficult or requiring any skill of any kind or even little more than no coordination. She has some nerve complaining that guys who have to train and lift weights hours per day, and to avoid tackles and run and block and jump, catch, roll and whatever else they do, missed the ball sometimes. What part of walking and being a butterface gives you the right to criticize someone else who does an extremely physically demanding job? Stupid cunt sucked all of the hot out of Tom Brady too, just like Angie did to Brad. Fug!
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Gis is just pissed that after sacrificing those four orphan babies and her occipital lobe to Abaddon for her modeling career, her pact didn't extend to her husband's career, or getting her custody of other women's babies.
What a self-involved narcissistic cunt. Your husband fucked up too, bitch. It took a whole team to lose that game, and your husband is the so-called "leader" of that team. That dumb fuck can barely lead his turds to the bowl.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt