Monday, February 6th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By DJ Pillow Queen
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via Jezebel
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A little sumpin sumpin add to da mix don't hoit.
Actually can appreciate Nancy Grace tonight after what Josh Powell did.
THEY SOME HOEZ IN THIS HOUSE!
Hello, Lenis! Hey Bjork! HEY OTHER ME! haha j/k - hola Spaz.
*thumps beaker's pumpkin* Mmm nice and juicy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp8euBGef7w
For my alt homies!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Right now, it's "The Grand Pumpkin" segment on The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror specials.
(Also, Big Ange is on Jimmy Kimmel right now.)
"All pumpkins are racist!"
I have seen Majela Zeze Diamond.
I have tickled the vagina of Majela Zeze Diamond.
You, Madame, are no Majela Zeze Diamond!
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Twas Brillig, I have not said anything against you. So, if that is how you feel, I'd appreciate it if you would pay me no more mind.
In case it helps anyone else, here's my take, a good way to identify troublemakers is to see if they are shit disturbing, inciting suspicion or upsetting others. For the most part, I address people here in the spirit of fun, and hope others do as well. Whether they reply or not is their choice. I don't confuse the date one starts posting with being an ALT. That is not good form and can inhibit newcomers which does not help MK. And just because someone engages a poster you think is a troll, does not mean everyone agrees with you. If they turn out to be one, we'll know soon enough by their postings. I try to take note of who others talk to, see how they respond and if they are not causing problems, they are ok with me. I know it's difficult to tell sometimes, but if you read between the lines and look for tone, you can often tell who's stating an opinion, and who is just trying to offend others.
No hard feelings though, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Cheers! :)
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Submitted by Gobbler on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:59pm.
Very purty, and good to know that they ship to the Canadas.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:57pm.
Admittedly, I've had a drink, but this gif is cracking me up:
http://isanyoneup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/michelle6.gif
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Just a drink? One drink? Lightweight.
There is a cherry flavored rum from Cruzan that mixed with a coke makes an adult tasting cherry coke.
Yes, it's very sweet but I have a sweet tooth a mile wide.
A dirty martini is good provided the brine used is salty. And lots of olives.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
*Interrupts alt-talk*
Soooo, I bought 3 dresses from Mod Cloth recently-waiting for them to arrive way up here in Canada. I just saw this dress today-looks like it's for "heavy flow" days.
http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/may-i-have-this-romance-dress
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:57pm.
She said who she was already. Besides, she already had a racial spewing over the weekend (and yet some still engaged her on that thread after that; show me your friends...).
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Arent WithinReason, mahaatma, and crazyassmom the alt? One of them was playing nice with PSL and I don't think she realized it was the same person who is always giving her shit.... (I think).
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:17pm.
I typically like vodka or gin (though gin, for some reason, sometimes makes my sinuses drain). Bourbon's the one (commonly consumed) liquor I cannot do (too sickly sweet). I'm not big on rum, either.
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Bourbon is so gross. An ex of mine drank it every single day, and just the smell of it makes me nauseous after all these years. Don't ever serve me a mint julep if you want your tablecloth to stay nice. :^P
Fml, I was trying to respond to someone and the video started playing. I'm at work!!! Mortifying. I ran out the door and pulled the battery out right when she started saying "mah pussay" .... I think I am still redfaced.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:17pm.
I typically like vodka or gin (though gin, for some reason, sometimes makes my sinuses drain). Bourbon's the one (commonly consumed) liquor I cannot do (too sickly sweet). I'm not big on rum, either.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:09pm
I cannot get into scotch or bourbon. Both taste so damn nasty.
Vodka I can get into, provided you mix it with something else. Gin and tonics give me the hangovers from hell.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:57pm
Can I have some? Being broke is hell on my liver.
I'm still trying to learn to appreciate good scotch (my New Years resolution). It's not going well.
Drag Race is on tonight!
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:57pm
Can I have some? Being broke is hell on my liver.
*dreams of Red Jackets*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Admittedly, I've had a drink, but this gif is cracking me up:
http://isanyoneup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/michelle6.gif
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:31pm.
She said who she was already. Besides, she already had a racial spewing over the weekend (and yet some still engaged her on that thread after that; show me your friends...).
I think certain alts and trolls can be fun, they have a schtick--e.g., James Haven, Mrs. Patrick Campbell--but not that one.
Man oh man. The scammer come out in force when you are looking for work.
I don't there are any honest "work-from-home" jobs. All of them must be scams.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:31pm.
It's even weirder when it uses different handles to talk to themselves, asking and answering questions. I just go into the bathroom when I want to talk to myself. There are mirrors and it echos. :)
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:38pm.
Good point on the HPV. I'm no Sue Johanson, but I think there are STDs that are treatable in the early stages, but do more internal damage and can't be cured the longer you leave it.
Submitted by Satan on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:20pm.
If you are raw dogging it anally, you deserve the anal warts that will have to be burned off by a qualified bung-hole physician.
Seriously, people. In this day and age?
My BIL contracted genital warts on his asshole and he's hetero. HOW THE FUCK do you contract anal warts if you are HETERO? Hmmmmm. He wouldn't stop complaining about how painful they were. He should have just used a fuckin' megaphone and told the whole world about his VD.
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YOU CAN get it from not having anal sex. Just ask my good friend. Many use condoms and STILL get HPV. It's a complete and total bitch. Most of us on this damn board have it. You have it and often "clear" it from the system. It is not something you can get from just "dirty" behavior. Many get it, even though they think they are doing the right thing by using condoms. It's a really awful STD.
Tequila Tax, it is sad. It's pretty easy to see who it is because it sounds like the same person all the time.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:17pm.
m.e.
screw poop toilet seems like I always get period toilet when I have to use publics..o_O talk about nasty!
and Uncle,
I got tested a year ago and I didn't have anything and this is the first guy I've had unprotected sex with since then so I think I'm good. I don't not like using condoms but when you're in the heat of it and he whips it off and keeps cuming closer to the vagina everytime you fuck....I mean what r u supposed to do? stop in the middle of it and make him put it back on?
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I really do not want to be disrespectful to your choices, but please get tested. I had a very good friend who ended up with HPV. She never had sex with anyone other than her boyfriend. He contracted HPV from a previous girlfriend. She found out after she got an anal wart. She still has not recovered - we are talking therapy, crying, and lots of drama. She took pride in the fact that she was very careful. They had both been tested. Unfortunately, HPV is a biatch. You never know.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:47pm.
Why are people interacting with Satan, who is Angela?
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I honestly can't tell the difference between all these damn alts. I honestly feel sorry for people who actually get some enjoyment from having an alt in the first place, pretending to be someone else.
And I thought I had no life.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Satan...Just today I THOUGHT I had to pee in public. Checked it out, FIRST stall I glanced in had a nasty DEFCON Level-10 thigh-width floater which some sick fuck had blithely left bobbing at the surface of the toilet water with nary a courtesy flush. I just turned and left, I couldn't even be in the room with it. And trust me, that was nothing compared to other things I've seen and heard with regard to public shitters. Poopreport.com will blow your mind.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:30pm.
My booty exit only
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Succinct and perfect. LOL
My man take care of me on the regular. Valentines day will be off the chain
LATER! Catch you whores on the flip side!
I like this guy's written word version of one of her songs entitled "Santa is a bum bum slut"
http://youtube/7MyqPcTvbnA
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
UBF - really? WOW! That is desperate! HA!
I call V-Day a success if BH
1. Says he loves me.
2. There are no food fights or arguing at dinner.
3. Kids go to bed on time.
4. I get laid.
*High 5 Louise*
And fuck Valentine's Day, too.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:45pm.
Leenie, they are real and they are SPECTACULAR!!!
Come on, Bjork, you know you wanna touch...lol
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You know that I already have.
Trollop.
M.E., you would be surprised how many women send themselves Valentine`s Day`s flowers to their job and write their own little dumb cards with shit like : from a secret admirer. just so the women at their job have something to talk about. Jesus, the desperation.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
AH FUCK!
I'd forgotten about Valentine's Day.
Most ridiculous holiday there is.
*buys self boquet of roses*
*eats box of chocolates*
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:16pm.
Leenie! I am with you. I am not down with the difficult brown.
Fucking "Valentine`s Day" week at work. Ready to kill Mofos. Hell, at least I m the only bitch in the shop who has next weekend off. (thanks to lack of babysitter)
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
*beats dead horse*
I haz the sicks still. I may actually go back to work tomorrow because I can't stand doing nothing! How are you queers?
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Leenie, they are real and they are SPECTACULAR!!!
Come on, Bjork, you know you wanna touch...lol
How are you guys??
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:38pm.
*motorboats UBF*
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Lezzbo.
*motorboats UBF*
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Hey, Bjork Me! :)
#team one way traffic
My booty exit only
*agrees with Spaz*
EH,
I m glad you get tested, I m super-paranoid when it comes to STD`s. And i WOULD stop someone mid-fuck and tell him to put another damn condom on.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
It's all about the lube and thrust.