Monday, February 6th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By DJ Pillow Queen
If your pussy has its own religion, is worshipped by billions, has been nailed repeatedly and has received gifts from wise men, then this NSFW song from DJ Pillow Queen will speak to you and your pussy on a spiritual level. Majela ZeZe Diamond, come get DJ Pillow Queen, and together you can take the Gospel According to Pussy circuit by storm!
via Jezebel
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Anal with a condom sounds horribly painful but I guess it's better to be safe than sorry *shrug*
Hey Spaz, I mean, me.
Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:16pm.
Anal? No, thank you
Team no anal, no anal warts, no anal prolapse, no anal sores, no anal bleeding, no hemorrhoids, no anal surgery to fix all of the aforementioned.
If you want anal as a dude, go Gay.
when you're in the heat of it and he whips it off and keeps cuming closer to the vagina everytime you fuck....I mean what r u supposed to do? stop in the middle of it and make him put it back on?
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YES.
m.e.
screw poop toilet seems like I always get period toilet when I have to use publics..o_O talk about nasty!
and Uncle,
I got tested a year ago and I didn't have anything and this is the first guy I've had unprotected sex with since then so I think I'm good. I don't not like using condoms but when you're in the heat of it and he whips it off and keeps cuming closer to the vagina everytime you fuck....I mean what r u supposed to do? stop in the middle of it and make him put it back on?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
What's up, peeps? Anal? No, thank you
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:06pm.
Smdh at anal sex. Y'all Some nasty mofos!! Lbvvs
I'm with ya there, Lutrelle.
Bjork you, there's just too many cutsey avatars and names to keep track of...and after a while you just dont give a shit.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:08pm.
Mike, my son volunteered to get tasered for his foresnics (sp) class...it's for extra credit. He is getting an A but said he wanted to see what its like! I raised a wierdo.
Well, I tasted pepper spray once, so I'm not sure that I can talk.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:05pm.
No, no. I just sent them the news item.
Mike, my son volunteered to get tasered for his foresnics (sp) class...it's for extra credit. He is getting an A but said he wanted to see what its like! I raised a wierdo.
Smdh at anal sex. Y'all Some nasty mofos!! Lbvvs
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:52pm.
Another local story I sent to the DD was posted!
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/02/06/woman-tasered-after-cutting-in-li...
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Are you contributing to the DD now? Fantastic!
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:52pm.
why didn't she just dive through the window and dunk her head into the fries bin if she was hongray like that?
I can't believe that she'd pulled that shit previously but this was the first time the restaurant opted to call the police. I guess fast food workers are accustomed to customers acting like assholes.
:/
mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:00pm.
Me either.
Me either either.
Mike - LMAO! I read that one this morning!
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:47pm.
Why are people interacting with Satan, who is Angela?
I don't get you people sometimes.
Me either.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:52pm.
why didn't she just dive through the window and dunk her head into the fries bin if she was hongray like that?
let me guess...she wouldn't have fit through. :-P
Another local story I sent to the DD was posted!
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/02/06/woman-tasered-after-cutting-in-li...
Public restrooms are rife with trauma stories both for the people who use them and the people who have the misfortune of having to clean them.
Bless the hearts and souls of people who can stomach cleaning toilets as part of their job.
Why are people interacting with Satan, who is Angela?
I don't get you people sometimes.
TEAM HOVER!
Use your foot to flush, etc.
I HAAAAAAAAATE public restrooms.
I always wind up getting the stall with the unflushed bowl of poop.
*goes to men's bathroom*
*shakes head*
EH, the risk you are taking isn`t all yours. I doubt that you get tested in between partners. Are you disclosing : oh, btw, i had unprotected sex with x partners in the last 3 months, so if you want to still take the risk of bare-backing it, hop right on?? to the people you have sex with? Not saying that they don`t have responsibilities to protect themselves, but good fucking God, how fast and hard you think you gonna live when genital warts grow down to your legs or you are a walking herpes sore??
Please, get tested.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I DON'T SURRENDER! AAAAAAHAHAHHA!
LOL!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
I never sit on public toilet seats. #teamsquat :D
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:33pm.
well, party on babe. please do get yourself some plan B though. very, very necessary. also, get some spermicide if you don't want to do hormone-based BC or condoms.
Submitted by Satan on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:38pm.
YES THANK YOU!!! *heaves*
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Event, If that's ok with you then just take care you don't slide right off the bed! hoooooeeeeeeee! hahaha
But I'd make sure he improves his aim. Call them shooting exercises! t-t-t-t plourrph! AAAH! OH MY, Thank you SIR, may I have ANOTHER!!
heheh
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:28pm.
WITHOUT :P
Aren't you glad I didn't ask if you preferred ketchup after the whole Xtina period gravy debacle? ;P
M.E. on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:27pm.
Satan - I remember hearing (not sure if it's true) about being able to contract certain STD's like genital warts from public restrooms.
*shrugs* Again, I have no idea how "True" that is.
That kind of thing freaks me out just to think about. That's why I triple layer the toilet seats with those seat covers.
I think it *might* be possible to contract something from a toilet seat if you sit on a seat that a bum has already freshly 'warmed' up and there could be some critters still hoping to find a host.
I mean, if Salmonella and e.coli and other nasties can live outside the human body on counter-tops and floors...why wouldn't an STD be able to do same?
Hazmat suits are sounding pretty good now.
YYYYYYYYuuuuuuuuuuuck.
KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
its always in the back of my mind that I might get a std from living dangerously like I do, but id rather live fast and die young than live slow and die old. we all make our choices and this is mine ....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Satan on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:26pm.
WITHOUT :P
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Satan - I remember hearing (not sure if it's true) about being able to contract certain STD's like genital warts from public restrooms.
*shrugs* Again, I have no idea how "True" that is.
jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:22pm.
TEAM RAW DOGGIN IT!!!!
Do you take your "black & decker pecker wrecker" with or without mustard?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:14pm.
Why is everyone taking EH seriously? That comment sounded like a joke to me.
That first sentence.
I wish someone would sexually harass me at work, id be a millionaire ...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
EH, as a military wife, let me tell you, the military is NOT clear of HIV or any other fucking STD. An annual HIV test will not stop you from getting it, and trust me, the military will wisk the poor positive soldier away so quickly and hand him his discharge papers before he even has time to contact everyone he fucked. If you think the fact that he is military will stop you from getting an STD or AIDS, you might wanna get your head along with your pussy checked.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
TEAM RAW DOGGIN IT!!!!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
If you are raw dogging it anally, you deserve the anal warts that will have to be burned off by a qualified bung-hole physician.
Seriously, people. In this day and age?
My BIL contracted genital warts on his asshole and he's hetero. HOW THE FUCK do you contract anal warts if you are HETERO? Hmmmmm. He wouldn't stop complaining about how painful they were. He should have just used a fuckin' megaphone and told the whole world about his VD.
this guy grew up in Russia and they aren't known for being the most gentlemanly so if he wants to take the co8ndom off, he just takes it off.
as for stds.....he's military so at least I can be sure he's free from aids and that's the main one to worry about ...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Why is everyone taking EH seriously? That comment sounded like a joke to me.
And yeppy, that is a reportable offense right there. Would I sue? I'd take it to HR. and try to use that as leverage for something else. Maybe get promoted/lateral-ed to another position where you don't have to work with those people? If they fire you, THEN you sue. Just make sure you have the proof and let them know if something isn't done you've got a case ready.
Fuckers.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 3:38pm.
Is 'sports' the same as 'dons'? ollollol.
lolololll
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Lol. I haven't ridden in years Spotty but I took lessons as a kid. Thxs for the heads up about the horse show! Used to go to horse shows every year back in the day. Dressage is such a gorgeous sport. How cool that you know how to ride like that!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Irish Fury, no shit I had no idea. LOL! last time I took one it was 3 days. it does bad things to your cycle and delicate hormonal imbalance so that's why it's a last resort type of thing, but EH makes it sound like that dude busted a billion nuts all over her so this would be the occasion. :D
Slip him one guest! I promise he'll destroy the evidence. Do you ride? Have you thought about taking lessons? It's remarkably relaxing. I grew up riding English; mostly jumpers and a little dressage. I have a hard time riding in a Western saddle with a horn! Ponies are nice and fat 'cause we spent a small fortune on rye grass. At least they're not ribby. Thanks for asking!
Btw, if you like English riding (jumpers), the Pin Oak charity horse show is in late March. 2 weeks of events are scheduled
It's in Katy (Mason Rd).
EH
You are joking right?! Have you both been tested for all sorts? (not of the liquorice variety).
Ditquoi, emergency contraception is good up to 5 days now. Advances have been made! But far too many people are using it as a method of birth control though and that's NOT what it's far and will lead to unplanned pregnancies.
I just love Panera's tomato soup and am obsessed with Whole Foods Roasted Corn Poblano Chowder.
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Dark-sided!
Spotty...how are the horses? :)) We were @ the equestrian center yesterday & this one horse is the absolute sweetest. I wanta give him a peppermint but since he belongs to someone else I iz hesitant.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
yepyepyep you MUST sue, then. that shit wasn't cute back in 1989...in 2012, no employer should ever feel free to sexually proposition his/her employees.
well, you know what, no pressure...it's your choice. no one can blame you if you don't want to put yourself through the hell of a trial. it would be brave of you to sue them.