Monday, February 6th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By DJ Pillow Queen
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my boyfriend is a lawyer, my case is tricky. They are freaking nuts to try and get a threesome from me!! my supervisor! JFC
and they both are trying to talk to me, I do have text from them saying it was a joke. Its so soon it just happened on Thursday, I talked to the boss and he sounded pissed and said the supervisor will pay I am giving him time, so far I reported it and am saving the text but if the boss does nothing I will have to take matters into my hands per say.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Going to more training this week :-(
Party on the Riverwalk if anyone wants to go.
Hope all you hookers are doing well.
M.E. - I'll mail you a baby Xanax. Take 1/2. Just like a glass or two of wine. :-)
Is 'sports' the same as 'dons'? ollollol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
yepx3 - I understand the "too nice" thing. I am like that too. But unless you know you can walk away from this job with another one in place, document EVERYTHING! Do you have a\n HR department?
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 3:32pm.
consult a lawyer immediately...the sexual harassment thing can be tricky if you don't have concrete proof. your case sounds like textbook sexual harassment and it is your right as a citizen and a woman to be protected at the workplace but it's about what you can prove in a court of law.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:53pm.
ok, I had a whole lot of very good hot sticky sex this weekend and though the guy says he's going to use a condom, he always ends up taking it off. the first time he came on my stomach, then leg, then back, then outside butt, then inside butt....so I'm thinking next stop is vagina and I can't risk a baby so on bc I must go....
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Definitely get the Plan B, girl. Go for it. Do not risk that whatsoever. Also, just get an exam done - just to be sure. You would be surprised how easy HPV is to catch. Unfortunately, most of us have it already. However, it never hurts to check. You can rule out the strains that cause cancer.
Team buttsex with Condom. Shit , any sex with condom. Unless I have seen an STD test not older than 24 hours or have your fucking ring on my finger, you are using a goddamn condom. I m not trying to die slowly over the course of years for a 20 minute fuck.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
ME I just want to quit I am not sure about suing yet, its too complicated Im too fucking nice
EH USE CONDOmS and BC back it up
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Jack, you're a real gent! And I mean that with no sarcasim! :D
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 3:26pm.
@ jack-n-the-hat - Dude starts off with a condom then takes it off? He obviously knows how to treat the ladies. He sounds very romantic.
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You always keep a condom on for the butt secks?
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I have found in my travels that the ladies that like the butt sex are usually the ones that couldn't care less if you used a condom... however, jacko sports the jimmy hat.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
@ jack-n-the-hat - Dude starts off with a condom then takes it off? He obviously knows how to treat the ladies. He sounds very romantic.
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You always keep a condom on for the butt secks? Such a gentlemen, lol. Hmmm, you just reminded me - I've got some Gentlemen Jack burning a hole in my liquor cabinet :)
yepx3 - sue his ass. That is harrassment.
Event, Come to think of it, what's this guy eat/drink/look like? That's a LOT of jizz! Hehehehe Cleanup was EPIC no? LOL!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
@ Event Horizon, i was going to suggest an STD test, but then i remembered you telling us about your sores and all that other fun stuff, and i` ll just pass the idea of an STD test on to the young man you shared your weekend with.
JFC woman, really??
What is this, 1972??
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
@Event, next time ask for the pearl necklace! :D
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
lol, maybe ill just bathe my vagina in misoprostol everytime after we have sex to be extra sure!
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Event Horizon, damn girl, I'd head to Duane Reade for some Plan B pills quick...remember you have 72 hours.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:53pm.
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You have a lot of time. There's always the mouth, the nose, the ear, the pit, wtf no girl!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:53pm.
ok, I had a whole lot of very good hot sticky sex this weekend and though the guy says he's going to use a condom, he always ends up taking it off. the first time he came on my stomach, then leg, then back, then outside butt, then inside butt....so I'm thinking next stop is vagina and I can't risk a baby so on bc I must go....
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Dude starts off with a condom then takes it off? He obviously knows how to treat the ladies. He sounds very romantic.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
IF
I am glad you are doing better, keep good friends around if you start to feel low as well, long walks help so much too
for the rest my boss is an ass, denied trying to get a 3some and trying to kiss me etc... the other girl that was with him has called out sick with the flu!? I hate my job
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Might want to hit up the corner clinic for an STD panel first.
JFC.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:53pm.
ok, I had a whole lot of very good hot sticky sex this weekend and though the guy says he's going to use a condom, he always ends up taking it off. the first time he came on my stomach, then leg, then back, then outside butt, then inside butt....so I'm thinking next stop is vagina and I can't risk a baby so on bc I must go....
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dir just get an abortion ah doyyyy
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Why did I listen to that?? It's going to be stuck in my head all day. Christ.
Why did I listen to that?? It's going to be stuck in my head all day. Christ.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:53pm.
ok, I had a whole lot of very good hot sticky sex this weekend and though the guy says he's going to use a condom, he always ends up taking it off. the first time he came on my stomach, then leg, then back, then outside butt, then inside butt....so I'm thinking next stop is vagina and I can't risk a baby so on bc I must go....
Knitting needle is much cheaper
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
ok, I had a whole lot of very good hot sticky sex this weekend and though the guy says he's going to use a condom, he always ends up taking it off. the first time he came on my stomach, then leg, then back, then outside butt, then inside butt....so I'm thinking next stop is vagina and I can't risk a baby so on bc I must go....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
M.E. oh god. Maybe you should look into Valerian or Rescue Remedy. It's "natural". Rescue remedy has some alcohol (in the spray, at least) but it's a negligible amount.
I like your idea. Maybe Mr. Hekki and I could do that one weekend night. If we can stay awake. We used to get baked and have a BLAST.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:44pm.
Feels like jesus? Beard and stigmata? SHAVE IT WHORE
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Let me borrow your razor.
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Derp it's a shaver
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:44pm.
Feels like jesus? Beard and stigmata? SHAVE IT WHORE
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Let me borrow your razor.
Feels like jesus? Beard and stigmata? SHAVE IT WHORE
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I'm with team fuck-Jesus. I am the treasurer of team fuck-Jesus! But here i take the rain check.
Plus this is preschool pussyfartjoke stupid. Dumb bitch does not even try to say something about how her pussy allegedly feels like Jesus.
Well at least the youtube link brought me to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsRt3OLBQHc which i find oddly to have some Talking Heads genuine alt.pop quality. And that's even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zLR2WhV4o
I mean she can actually kind of sing!
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Double dick.
IF: exercise is good, yes? I think sun is, too. They say you need to get some sun in your eyes every day. Not look directly at it or anything stupid, but actually getting some sun into your eyes sparks a reaction in your brain that helps brighten moods. Imma google that.
BRB
LMAO @ Hekki.
I say go for it after the mini Hekki's are in bed.
OH hai, IF!!!
on topic, I fucking hate to fly, I have panic attacks, clastraphobia and the only thing that helps is a smoke and you can't smoke on planes.
fuck!
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I have never loved life so much.
GG - BH isn't going. Just my oldest son and I with his friend and friends dad. (It was an invite for kids birthday).
I will have to figure out how to keep my shit calm with no booze assistance or medical shit.
And to make it worse, it's a small, private plane.
*buys parachutte*
Lmfao Hekki.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:21pm.
Ground turkey, perhaps
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GROOOOOOOOOOOOSS
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Someone need to choke this little trick out with her earphones Lbvs.
M.E - What airport are you landing in??? I want to see your husband drag your ass through the terminal!!!
@ Satan - Ewwwwwww
Mr. Hekki has procured some green herbal therapy and I have developed a desire to partake of it. It has been YEARS since I've smoked and I'm almost afraid to.
Besides which, I'm with my kids 24/7 and I dont even drink because I'm scared something will happen and i have to go to the ER tipsy and get reported to CPS and lose my kids.
And if you think THAT is paranoid, imagine what smoking up would do...
But I really want to do yoga stoned...
WTF? Who is she looking at? I dislike this.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Thanks for the welcome back, all.
Jack et al, yes, the sun and heat helped a lot. I am still on the meds (I hate them, my libido has been murdered, I need to report a Lady Part Homicide) and I'm getting through the day without a breakdown or without feeling utterly numb and black. (is that racist? I mean without light, literal and figurative!).
Now I hope to maintain this to stop it from drowning me again. I played 90 mins cardio today and did 4 hours of work so ok so far - one day at a time).
I thought of you guys EVERY DAY because there were several CES's (Chola Eyebrow Situations) and I wanted to take pics so badly but I know from you guys that I could risk getting a good beating so I refrained. It was a costly trip all in all but worth it, I think.
I was off-line the entire time and really didn't miss it.
I missed you Slores and thanks for being so kind to me when I'm a bit down.
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Dark-sided!
HAI IF!!!!!!!!!
Glad you had some fun! Hope it kicked you outta yer funk!
Hekki - I'm terrified of flying. I hate it.
M.E.: it's gonna be okay. Are you afraid of flying, or just hating the hassle? I hate flying because of the security theatre and the unwashed masses. I'm not worried about what unlikely disasters might possibly occur.
What a nice mom you are!
Now why wasn't this the Super Bowl's half time show?? This puts Madonna's shit show to shame!
Preach on Sistah!!!
Now why wasn't this the Super Bowl's half time show?? This puts Madonna's shit show to shame!
Preach on Sistah!!!
No Way Out is on.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
annobanano on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:10pm.
Her pussy feels like Cheesus?
In that case, it would be "Cottage Cheesus" (i.e. a yeast infection).