And Here's A Model With A 20-Inch Waist
I meant to cover this mess yesterday, but blacked it out (for obvious reasons) and remembered it again as I knocked the nightmare smegma balls from my eyes this morning. Sometime this morning, I had a life-ruining night terror where I was trapped in the body of Melania Trump and was on my way to dinner with Donald Trump and my Tia Lupita. My Tia Lupita never slapped me in the mouth for dragging her to dinner with Donald Trump and I didn't even seem to mind that I was about to swallow food next to a talking hairy ass boil. It was just a terrifying sleeping experience and it was so horrific that my brain tried to cleanse itself of it by secreting sticky pus balls (Not Jizz. I wish). As I knocked them out with a Q-Tip this morning, I looked at that Q-Tip and it sort of reminded me of something. It reminded me of this Romanian model with a 20-inch waist!
The Sun (read: so it's probably fake) talked to 30-year-old "model" Ioana Spangenberg who can wear a cock ring as a belt and who can keep a hula hoop up without moving her body. "The Human Hourglass" claims that her 20-inch waist came to her naturally after puberty. Ioana eats chocolate, chips and huge meals all day and her waist still stays pinched like that. It's Iona's metabolism, obviously. Bitch's metabolism is so crazy that it even ate her stomach. Ioana tells The Sun that she always self-conscious about her body, but she began to embrace the skinny after she met her husband:
"When I was 13 my waist was around 15 inches. Someone could put their hands around it, their fingers would touch and they would still have extra room. In Romania it is better to be overweight, because that means you are from a wealthy family. So while my friends were going out and dating, I was sitting at home with Mars bars wishing I could fatten up.Jan [her husband] was the first person who saw me as beautiful and encouraged me to celebrate my body. He asked me to pose in some photos for him. He was so impressed he put them online and the response was amazing. I would still like to gain weight so I don't look so shocking — and now that I live in Germany I can't get enough pizza or kebabs. But I'm finally comfortable in my own skin."
Ioana doesn't mention any kind of corset training and I just can't believe that her internal organs naturally migrated into her ass. I bet if Ioana swallows a pea, you'd hear it free fall down her body before popping out of her crotch since there's no organs in the way waiting to digest it. I just want to wear her as a bow tie.
And if you're still squinting at that picture while thinking to yourself that it should get a Photoshop and a Fun House Mirror Award, here's Ioana's hourglass body in action:
Protip: Do not go to skinnyfans.com unless you want to be knocking slimy nightmare balls out of your eyes next to me in the bathroom.
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Submitted by WineandRamen on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:43am.
...and how she's like 'fuck my life' when she bends over.
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That "fuck my life" made me snort! That is just awesome! I'm a bit on the chubby side and that's what *I* say when I bend over to tie my shoes. Hiking boots are a total bitch.
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Submitted by WineandRamen on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:43am.
...and how she's like 'fuck my life' when she bends over.
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That "fuck my life" made me snort! That is just awesome! I'm a bit on the chubby side and that's what *I* say when I bend over to tie my shoes. Hiking boots are a total bitch.
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Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:42pm.
Svelte"? You call that cow SVELTE???
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Sorry - I was being sarcastic. Saw a headline that used that word to describe her "coming out" 4 weeks after giving birth. Yes. They used "svelte". And I threw up in my mouth.
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Oh good. I thought you were serious. *whew*
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In the video she looks grotesque, like some alien creature. What happened to her rib cage? Did she have some of her ribs removed?
Svelte"? You call that cow SVELTE???
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Sorry - I was being sarcastic. Saw a headline that used that word to describe her "coming out" 4 weeks after giving birth. Yes. They used "svelte". And I threw up in my mouth.
Hmmmph. I was raised that a lady keeps her legs closed. Look at this insect letting all the wind dust off her hoo-ha. *judges and eats left over Super Bowl brownie*
what the hell? this is NOT j.o. material
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"Anorexic and proud of it!" should be the headline with this freak in an extreme training corset.
I made the mistake of googling her and now I want to wash my eyes out with bleach.
Any severe anorexic in a corset would have a waist like this. To call this woman a 'model' is gross and dangerous. A model for what, death?
seriously, any man who tells finds this sort of thing attractive is probably the same type of man to stop in the middle of a makeout session to offer you a baby wipe before things proceed any further.
Yikes, this looks like a disfigurement, even if she is wearing a corset. I don't think any of the mainstream designers would hire her to walk for them unless they didn't want anyone to notice their clothes.
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Your input is noted and appreciated.
Lol @ those baby wipes. Was this written from personal experience?
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:11pm.
Whamo, Jack, where are you? I need you guys to tell me if this one is doable or not, because I'm at a loss for words.
although I am not one, allow me to speak for all red blooded, heterosexual, non-poofter men:
HELL NAW.
Necrophilia models have been around since time immemorial.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:11pm.
Whamo, Jack, where are you? I need you guys to tell me if this one is doable or not, because I'm at a loss for words.
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Whamo and Jack are off at a fat farm gazing at the fatties in defiance of this pencil.
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Finally, a model almost skinny enough for Kunty Karl! Pack your thimble and cancel the lease on your acorn, Vladislav, you're goin' to Paris!
Makes her hips look fat. (joke)
She does have a corset on in those pictures. There are pictures of her without her corset on and she looks a bit less freakish but don't look unless you want to see a severely underweight person doing tacky fetish photo-shoots. She's definitely not a catwalk model.
Yo model so skinny . . . if she had a yeast infection, she'd be a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Yo model so skinny . . .
Whamo, Jack, where are you? I need you guys to tell me if this one is doable or not, because I'm at a loss for words.
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snowpiece, right? I bet Daphne Guinness thinks she's DA SHIT
OMG, her spine makes her look SO HUGE!!! She should totes have a vertebrae reduction.
She reminds of that girl Ann that won ANTM. Remember the controversy it caused when Miss J could span her waist with his hands?
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:41am.
Dont get me started on Beyonce and her faux pregnancy ... now we have to hear about her svelte body a month after giving birth.
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"Svelte"? You call that cow SVELTE???
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Damn. You can't fit a tablespoon of jizz in there.
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ditquoi she's a fetish model I guess
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isn't the point of being a model to have the ability to make anything a designer designs look good?
because wouldn't a body like this require excessive pinning and tailoring to fit the waist and the hips?
so how is she a model?
k2, are you for real?
you ask who loses enough weight 4 weeks after a pregnancy to feel comfortable in tight clothes then immediately go on to state how you were smaller than your pre pregnancy weight 6 weeks after giving birth. but its cool cuz you wore baggy clothes so you kept it real!
you also aren't a high profile celebrity being photographed constantly so comparing yourself to Bey is slightly skewed ...
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Just me or does anyone else get hunger pangs looking at these photos? Seriously triggers something in my brain- I can't stop thinking about glazed donuts and flaming cheetos. This, mixed with sorrow in pit of stomach...So skinnyfans.com basically feels like a really bad break-up.
Let me quote the secondmost common comment of youtube:
I find this difficult to masturbate to
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This is fuckery of the fake kind.
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Scarlett O'Hara had a sixteen inch waist. Of course, that was when Mammy tied her into her corset.
Bitch is tightwaisting. She's small to begin with, sure, but she's definitely wearing a corset and has probably been wearing one since she was very young. Aside from the vid title, you can see it under her dress where the fabric just doesn't sit right on her lower back and at the hips, and from how she's so stiff in the upper body, and how she's like 'fuck my life' when she bends over.
I call bullshit. And what's the excuse for the skeletor arms and bobblehead? It's called an eating disorder. And in about 10 years , we'll see her with real meat on her body and she'll divulge to the world how she was anorexic and did it due to the pressure of modeling...
Her waist is completely abnormal in comparison to the rest of her body and her thighs look like they could snap right off.
Dont get me started on Beyonce and her faux pregnancy ... now we have to hear about her svelte body a month after giving birth. Seriously, what woman out there feels confident enough to put on a hip hugging, skin tight dress, 4 weeks after giving birth .... I'll tell you who..NONE! 6 weeks after giving birth - I was lighter than my pre baby birth weight. So I lost it ALL and then some and was still wearing yoga pants with something covering my ass! Bitch is full of shit.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:32am.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:16am.
ba-buttons would do her. Then he'd tell she was fat afterwards.
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You are almost as cold and cruel as Kunty Karl.
(and if I was a guy, I'd probably, too)
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Hey, ba-buttons is all gentleman. I'd shoot her some bus fare before I went back to sleep.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Bitches like this would be a tiny bit more believable if they didn't always have to add the line about all the snickers they shove in their mouth every day. Bullshit and lies.
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There is no way some rib-removal and corsets are not involved in this.
I want to see some bikini shots so I know exactly what is going on.
Somehow she reminds me of Wendy on The Shining the movie. Shelly Duvall or something.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:16am.
ba-buttons would do her. Then he'd tell she was fat afterwards.
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You are almost as cold and cruel as Kunty Karl.
(and if I was a guy, I'd probably, too)
Whoa. She is UGLY.
is she even a Guinness record?
it's not even that her waist is small but that he bust and hips look all out of proportion to her generalized emaciation.
some chick in Ethiopia is side-eying her like "bitch please, you is fat!"
had to look too... skinnyfans... wtf happened to "carmen's" ass?
http://skinnyfans.com/screencaps/gal_carmen3_3.jpg
I feel like pursuing obesity after looking at that...
Ok, as a dude, I can say that this is unattractive from A to Zed.
yuck.
Why do dumb fucks like this insist on trying to fool people with claims of being "natural?" Eat shit.
This looks horrible anyway. Not something I would be bragging about.
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this is sad. so is that skinnyfans.com site. i will bet you their membership is, yeah, made up of sick fuckers that think this is hot, but also a lot of girls who do that whole thinspiration thing. i don't know why this would be so wonderful. half of them look like they're dead. smh. it's just sick and wrong.
Dude who's making $ off of skinnyfans.com needs to be chopped up and force fed to these poor women.
I think I'd rather have a 20" dick. If I had a dick.
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Ick + Nast.
If she wants people to believe this fuckery is "natural," she should pose nude. Until then, she's just an anorexic in a corset to me.
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She looks like a Martian.
Someone get her to eat a Big Mac, keep it down, and record the whole thing. And then repeat 25 times to see if she gains any weight. Her arms look like the fake skeleton we put on our porch at Halloween to scare the chilluns.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!