And Here's A Model With A 20-Inch Waist
I meant to cover this mess yesterday, but blacked it out (for obvious reasons) and remembered it again as I knocked the nightmare smegma balls from my eyes this morning. Sometime this morning, I had a life-ruining night terror where I was trapped in the body of Melania Trump and was on my way to dinner with Donald Trump and my Tia Lupita. My Tia Lupita never slapped me in the mouth for dragging her to dinner with Donald Trump and I didn't even seem to mind that I was about to swallow food next to a talking hairy ass boil. It was just a terrifying sleeping experience and it was so horrific that my brain tried to cleanse itself of it by secreting sticky pus balls (Not Jizz. I wish). As I knocked them out with a Q-Tip this morning, I looked at that Q-Tip and it sort of reminded me of something. It reminded me of this Romanian model with a 20-inch waist!
The Sun (read: so it's probably fake) talked to 30-year-old "model" Ioana Spangenberg who can wear a cock ring as a belt and who can keep a hula hoop up without moving her body. "The Human Hourglass" claims that her 20-inch waist came to her naturally after puberty. Ioana eats chocolate, chips and huge meals all day and her waist still stays pinched like that. It's Iona's metabolism, obviously. Bitch's metabolism is so crazy that it even ate her stomach. Ioana tells The Sun that she always self-conscious about her body, but she began to embrace the skinny after she met her husband:
"When I was 13 my waist was around 15 inches. Someone could put their hands around it, their fingers would touch and they would still have extra room. In Romania it is better to be overweight, because that means you are from a wealthy family. So while my friends were going out and dating, I was sitting at home with Mars bars wishing I could fatten up.Jan [her husband] was the first person who saw me as beautiful and encouraged me to celebrate my body. He asked me to pose in some photos for him. He was so impressed he put them online and the response was amazing. I would still like to gain weight so I don't look so shocking — and now that I live in Germany I can't get enough pizza or kebabs. But I'm finally comfortable in my own skin."
Ioana doesn't mention any kind of corset training and I just can't believe that her internal organs naturally migrated into her ass. I bet if Ioana swallows a pea, you'd hear it free fall down her body before popping out of her crotch since there's no organs in the way waiting to digest it. I just want to wear her as a bow tie.
And if you're still squinting at that picture while thinking to yourself that it should get a Photoshop and a Fun House Mirror Award, here's Ioana's hourglass body in action:
Protip: Do not go to skinnyfans.com unless you want to be knocking slimy nightmare balls out of your eyes next to me in the bathroom.
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my god...i have never seen a fuglier model.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Her intestines must be in her oversized head or fake titty balls and she shits out her mouth! Not in the least bit attractive.
skinnyfans.com is a pay site but they give you plenty of "free previews" to projectile vomit over.
I'm undecided as to which type of fetish is more grotesque. The feed-a-fatty-to-death or starve-an-ano-to-death sites.
I have ordered butter for lunch, with a side of heavy cream, and a butter cocktail to wash it all down.
This chick needs a visit from Paula Deen. By the end of their time together, the model will be fat and on Beetes meds!
Yeah...that looks smaller than 20 inches. I used to have a 23 inch waist and it looked nothing like that.
ba-buttons would do her. Then he'd tell she was fat afterwards.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Had to look... those girls on skinnyfans look like mummies! blech! :(
yeah, I got a warning that it was "pornography" and I clicked anyway..... *deletes cookies*
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I think I saw an ovary when she turned sideways
How come she has breasts?
ubmitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:10am.
M.E., it came up as 'forbidden' to me. Thank fuck.
Me too - I stupidly clink on the links. Closet masochist I guess, lol.
M.E., it came up as 'forbidden' to me. Thank fuck.
saw that yesterday on yahoo.
it is said she's wearing a corset.
anyway fucking gross.
OMG! THAT WEB SITE! WTF??????????
skinnyfans.com comes up as a hazardous website and I cannot open it.
*eats another Twinkie*
At least my thighs are smaller than 20 inches around. Damn.
She looks like Miss Auschwitz.
I am so sick of reading that these anos "eat whatever they want" yet maintain a healthy 105lbs, at 5'10.
If her husband sees her as beautiful, he might also fancy 14 year old boys. (She may want to look into that).
It is anotomically impossible to have a body that disgusting, without starving and some 17th century corset, which doubles as a torture device.
I think I'd rather have Beth Ditto's body
...-Come home to Jamaica-...
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:52am.
LOL @ "where are her organs?"
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Kept in a locket, around her neck in case of an emergency.
I thought Megan Fox had bragged about her 19" waist in the past, no? Because she looks a lot more human than this... does this chick have a 20" waist and 68" hips?!
http://surfingaliens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Sherry-Britton.jpg
Sherry Britton had an 18 inch waist without any corsets and she had curves.
I guess this is punishment for referring to Beyonce as fat. My eyes, my eyes!!!!
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Andersonville Civil War Prison Camp Chic.
"You simply HAVE to make it 18-1/2 again, Mammy!"
"Miz Scarlet, you done had a baby. You aint never gonna bee no 18-1/2 inches again!"
I have no words to descrbie this.
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Looks like her parents kept a corset on her while she was growing up, so this is the shape her body would take. There is no way this happened naturally.
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
skinnyfans.com- OMG!!!
I am going to eat eggs and bacon for breakfast, and maybe a pound of chocolate after.
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God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
-Everlast
Are there nude pics cos I don't beweave it, I think there is a corset. I would peek but I is not as brave as Snoooooooowphat and Hekki.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
*pinches my 32-inch waist*
*develops eating disorder*
Corset training, rib removal. I'm sure the prince charming that encouraged her to 'love the skinny' had something to do with that.
She's lying.
Skinnyfans.com. Big mistake. Huge.
*pukes on thread*
*eats box of Twinkies for insurance against protruding bones*
She's just frightening. It doesn't look right...like one of those people who are forcibly starved. This isn't natural, and she's a liar.
Anorexic women will strive to look like this if she's on a pro ana website. Sick.
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
Hekki! I know!!! WTF!??!?! men like that? they don't even have bewbs!!!!
LOL @ "where are her organs?"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
is she just really skinny and has hip implants?
Did she get her ribs removed, and replaced with elastic ones?
So many questions.
Now I can never eat a Mars bar again.
"I just want to wear her as a bow tie" Hahhaahaha MK!!
wtf does she model? String?
Submitted by snowpiece: "skinnyfans.com oh my, why don't I listen to you MK!?!?!?"
I went there because you had the courage to, snowy, and WHY DON'T I LISTEN TO YOU, SNOWY?!?!?!
Jesus Christ, what hath the internet wrought? Not that there weren't anos and those who fetishize them before it, but...
http://www.skinnyfans.com/screencaps/stasha16_5.jpg
oh god so hot
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Dumi's out of rehab already?
Corset training, probably a few ribs removed, and she's only devoured Mars bars and pizzas with her eyes.
Meh.
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you better wooork
work those bones
work it girl
do a twirl
move those hips
and work it on the runway
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
o.O
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Is this like Chinese foot binding but for the waist instead? Gross.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I don't believe that's "natural".
And where are her organs?
Thread ovah with Nanners brillz comment.
skinnyfans.com oh my, why don't I listen to you MK!?!?!?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away screaming*
Kunky Karl's jack off material discovered.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Demi????
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
IS IT HALLOWEEN ALREADY?! THE SKELETONS ARE UPON US.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Beyonce looks better
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky