What In The Machinist Hell?!

UPDATE: I had to pull the pic down, but click here to see it and more.

In the battle to see which childhood star can look the meth-iest, Lindsay Lohan is still winning by a thousand meth faces, but Macauley Culkin is a close second. Entertainment Tonight got a hold of a few pictures of 31-year-old Kevin McCallister in NYC yesterday looking like Steve Buscemi trying to shape shift into a crackhead Gary Busey. Macauley's rep must be White Oprah, because they tell ET that he's in perfectly good health and there's no reason to start a prayer circle for him. What part of this picture says "perfectly good health" to you? I'm blaming all of this on that can of Red Bull and that Spencer Pratt-ish flesh pube beard. Somebody please get Macauley a razor and a can of Ensure.

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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:30am.

"In response to 'what's wrong with living in Queens' - everything! It's dreary and drab in construction and people. Not a pretty place. But I do know some nice queens from Queens.....who now live here in Manhattan."

I don't know - I used to live in Forest Hills Gardens and still think it's the most beautiful neighborhood in NYC. As to why MC would live in Queens, maybe he doesn't want to be recognized or something. I'd imagine he could walk around pretty anonymously in Queens.

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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:22am.

I mean this in a totally non-creepy way: He was seriously one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. Jacob's Ladder? He was just perfect.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:47am.

I've been saying for years that one day people will know the evils of Red Bull and all those drinks like Red Bull. The time is now.

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Submitted by QuiFon on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:48am.

It looks like a skinny Daryll Hall.

Submitted by BamaGuy1024 on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 5:18am.

So sad. Macauley looks seriously ill, wasting away from either some disease like AIDS or from severe drug abuse - whatever it is, it's not good. I certainly wish him recovery and improved health, he is a sweet talented guy.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:58am.

In response to 'what's wrong with living in Queens' - everything! It's dreary and drab in construction and people. Not a pretty place. But I do know some nice queens from Queens.....who now live here in Manhattan.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:46am.

I don't want to scroll back, but it seems that nobody answered Daniee's question about what's so wrong with living in Queens. Dammit, I wanna know too!

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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:40am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:31pm.

Omg, Daniee, that's like asking, what's the diff between Ontario and Quebec, and why wasn't BC invited? kidding, kidding hahhahaha

Does that help? Better let someone else answer that one! :D

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 11:08pm.

Submitted by Mas71 on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:23am.

Looks pretty fucking normal to me. Not all child stars become Raven Symone. If you think he looks sick, you're probably pushing three bills yourself.

LOL! It sucks to be the last guy to the party.

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Submitted by Mas71 on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 10:53pm.

Looks pretty fucking normal to me. Not all child stars become Raven Symone. If you think he looks sick, you're probably pushing three bills yourself.

Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:31pm.

This man is sick...I don't think it's drugs. He is seriously ill.

This is so sad.

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Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:16pm.

damn this picture and the one of Lohan make me think of Anissa Jones. Sad.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:14pm.

Satan - I didn't think you were picking on me at all....and I agree with what you wrote :-)

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 7:24pm.

Maybe he's filming a movie/tv thing and he's supposed to look like that? If not, I hope he gets help and gets healthy.

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Submitted by Libressa on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 7:02pm.

I don't know what's going on and I hope he's OK. He looks bad from what we're used to seeing him look like.

But, if he's physically and mentally up for it, he looks good enough to be a character actor. His new look is perfect for Sons of Anarchy, Justified, Breaking Bad, or The Walking Dead.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 7:01pm.

Omg, Daniee, that's like asking, what's the diff between Ontario and Quebec, and why wasn't BC invited? kidding, kidding hahhahaha

Does that help? Better let someone else answer that one! :D
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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 6:53pm.

Okay, so I`m a Canadian West Coaster here.....what`s wrong with living in Queens？

Submitted by silvarga on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 6:32pm.

He looks like Willam Dafoe now.

Submitted by Gingah on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 7:40pm.

Sadness :-(

Submitted by lazee on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 6:17pm.

His ass lives in Queens? aww man...

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:52pm.

Manorexic. His dad should be in jail.

Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:50pm.

Scott in NYC on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 7:03pm.

I was referring more to the myth that fame & fortune are the end-all ultimate for countless people when it clearly means nothing if a person isn't at least half-way whole as a person. It's sad that these people's dreams came true yet they self-destruct.

I hope you didn't perceive me as picking on you, I was merely pointing out that child stars have little control over the decision to be 'stars' at all.

People self-destruct rich or poor, skinny or fat, drugs or clean...

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:35pm.

Thanks for taking that pic down MK! That was disturbing!
MY EYES, MY EYES!!

I don't think he is ill, Mac needs some sun, a sandwich, bit o' peen fun, and a good #2! That'll straighten him out! And no mo' drugs dude! Seriously! Then, we need to talk about a shave...
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:33pm.

You're right, Satan (that's not something I've ever written before)....I was referring more to the myth that fame & fortune are the end-all ultimate for countless people when it clearly means nothing if a person isn't at least half-way whole as a person. It's sad that these people's dreams came true yet they self-destruct.

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:25pm.

Wow. And it looks like he is posing with a fan. Props to her for even recognizing him. I would have gave him some change and kept it moving. Coke is a helluva drug.

Submitted by Neurotic on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:23pm.

I saw this earlier during my lunch break and was mortified.

Poor soul. Always thought there was something sad about this dude. Definitely not a happy guy.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:05pm.

I'm more shocked that he's living in Queens.

Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 4:44pm.

why do people who drink Red Bull always end up looking so ghastly and corpse-like refusing to take any proper nutrition or sleep? That is very sad to see that not one of his yes men could give a fuck and tell him he looks like shit and lay off the drugs.

Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:54pm.

Scott in NYC on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:16pm.

"The pursuit of fame and fortune [...]"

Child stars have no choice in the matter of that kind of pursuit. That onus is squarely on the shoulders of the parent/s.

Submitted by FreakGeek on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:51pm.

If it's not drugs, it's anorexia. I've had a couple male friends who developed anorexia, both a result of a major traumatic life event - one whose father died and the other was the end of a long term relationship . God, I hope the breakup with Mila isn't responsible for this. It would suck if he died...he's one of the only celebs I don't feel utter contempt for. Loved those Home Alone movies as a kid, and I watch them with my kid.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:46pm.

The pursuit of fame and fortune will certainly lead you to being a fulfilled, happy, healthy person. Just ask Courtney Love, Demi Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Anna Nicole Smith, Whitney Houston, Macauley Culkin, River Phoenix, Amy Winehouse.......I hope it's not too late for Macauley to recover from whatever the issue is.

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:40pm.

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 4:13pm.
he looks like bowl of grape nuts

This made me snort-laugh at work lol. I hope he gets clean from whatever he's on, he grew up to avoid the crazy of his parents for the most part.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by Hellraiser on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:37pm.

The article says he was busted for drugs. He has a drug problem and it shows.

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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:27pm.

Poor MaCauley. Sounds like he won the jackpot with hellish parents, Christ. He dated that that Mila girl for almost 9 years....that`s all I have heard of him. I don`t think he looks high in the pics but quite undernourished. I looked similar when I was in university and battling panic and anxiety. It isn`t ALWAYS a drug problem, but of course, he has a history.

Submitted by TBH on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:25pm.

He looks very sick, but I don't think its anything like Aids that disease doesn't develop overnight. Plus he was with Mila Kunis until like a year or two ago. I hope whatever he has, he gets better because he seems like a good person. He doesn't seek the spotlight, even though he could have and he is not a famewhore like the others (cough lindsay lohan). Also, I think what damage him the most is probably his parents, especially his dad.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:14pm.

Poor kid. I hope whatever is going on works out for the best for him. Also, keep Dr. Drew as far away from him as fucking possible.

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Submitted by dorian_graye on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:09pm.

I guess we have had the disease in our culture for so long that it's okay to use the term "AIDSy" without anyone getting their panties in a wad. And what's with the dumpster dive wardrobe?

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 2:43pm.

he looks like bowl of grape nuts

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 2:27pm.

What the fuck?! he looks like an old man!. :(

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Submitted by perky on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 2:11pm.

It's strange b/c his skin, eyes, and hair look really clear and healthy!

Submitted by jsanto24 on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 2:10pm.

He looks like Rickety Cricket from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 1:59pm.

That's so sad I can't even laugh (well, except at jacko and Mrs. PC).

He looks ill. I hope he gets better.

Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 1:57pm.

Yes Elle! I think they all run together in mah brain...

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