What In The Machinist Hell?!

February 9, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

UPDATE: I had to pull the pic down, but click here to see it and more.

In the battle to see which childhood star can look the meth-iest, Lindsay Lohan is still winning by a thousand meth faces, but Macauley Culkin is a close second. Entertainment Tonight got a hold of a few pictures of 31-year-old Kevin McCallister in NYC yesterday looking like Steve Buscemi trying to shape shift into a crackhead Gary Busey. Macauley’s rep must be White Oprah, because they tell ET that he’s in perfectly good health and there’s no reason to start a prayer circle for him. What part of this picture says “perfectly good health” to you? I’m blaming all of this on that can of Red Bull and that Spencer Pratt-ish flesh pube beard. Somebody please get Macauley a razor and a can of Ensure.

via Yahoo (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)

Tags: Do You Need A Moment?, I'm Scared, Macaulay Culkin, Try The Jello

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