As Halle Berry Makes The Smuggiest Of Smuggy Faces
"See, judge, see, that evil blond bastard is abusing MY daughter! It's like he's purposefully teaching her how to plank backwards to make her and me look stupid. That's abuse. Do something! Do something! I'm an Oscar winner!" is probably what came out of Halle Berry's mouth in court yesterday as she presented the above picture to the judge as evidence that Gabriel Aubry is a threat to Nahla. It worked, because a judge ruled yesterday that Gabriel can't spend quality time with Nahla without a court-appointed babysitter (or should I say, baddaddysitter) making sure he doesn't kidnap her and take her to France to live with his fiancé. Oh wait, that's what Halle's trying to do. I get their crazy antics confused sometimes.
Gabriel was ordered back to court last month after the nanny accused him of raging at her while she was holding Nahla. The nanny filed a police report against him and The Department of Children and Family Services was brought in to investigate. The nanny also claims that Gabriel called her a racial slur several times and yelled at Nahla in front of her. Radar reports that after DCFS wrapped up their investigation, they recommended to the judge that Gabriel not be alone with Nahla for the time being. That means he'll have a monitor sniffing on his ass (Can I apply for the job?) every time he's with Nahla and overnight visits aren't an option anymore.
I'm going to look on the bright side of this mess instead of making yet another joke about how Nahla would be better off being raised by the crackhead hyenas from The Lion King than these two lunatics. In fifteen years or so, Nahla will be able to blame all her bad decisions on her fucked up parents and she'd be correct. And think of all the crazy stories about her crazy parents she'd be able to tell the hos at the bar. And think of the tell-all! This whole "raised by two mental hospital refugees" thing isn't turning out to be so bad after all. /sarcasm
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One thing's for sure... Shiloh and Suri can't hold a candle to Nahla... that kid is so frikkin gorgeous!!!
Other celebrity kids look BLAH in comparison!
I sincerely hope karma will come around with a vengeance and come back to bite Halle in the ass.
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"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her." Its obvious that the judge in this case was one sided. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw this pic was here was a guy playing with his daughter (notice the smiles on both their faces). And isn't Oliver Martineze considered one of France's biggest manwhores? It'll only be a matter of time before he drops her and she goes all Fatal Attraction on his ass.
"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her." Its obvious that the judge in this case was one sided. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw this pic was here was a guy playing with his daughter (notice the smiles on both their faces). And isn't Oliver Martineze considered one of France's biggest manwhores? It'll only be a matter of time before he drops her and she goes all Fatal Attraction on his ass.
Gabriel is a cruel, evil asshole. Take Halle Berry and her crazy aside, he is all kinds of mean, rude, arrogant, crazy... you name it! I don't believe he could be violent to a kid, animal or golf club (those are more precious to him than Nahla), but I wouldn't put it past me that he did push that nanny and that the truth isn't that far from what's being told.
Halle is such a selfrish bitch. Why try and ruin a loving father and daughter relationship just out spite?
I have to agree with the comments about MK's "bipartisan" stance throughout this thing.
It's completely possible that Aubrey could be committing the crap they're accusing him of, but I've only just even gotten to the point of being on the fence about it. I'm pretty suspicious about the whole thing. Even if those things were true, pretty sure Halle Berry's still the crazy fuck in the relationship.
And using this picture as evidence is just low and pathetic. This is completely normal.
Halle is a manipulative lying cunt. someday her daughter will hate her for doing this.
Halle Berry is an evil psycho, this vengeful bullshit will come back to haunt her, kids love both of their parents and when a divorce happens it's best to have joint custody and visitation because even when one parent is the main asshole, the most selfish and the shittiest one; the kids still love him/her just as much as the other. (In the past I've posted about my now sober ex-husband who in the throes of his meth hazes used to tear me down with his vile words usually yelling at me in the presence of our then small girls, his face about an inch away from mine) Yet, when we divorced we received joint legal custody while I got full physical (because he didn't have a proper home for our girls to live with him) but he got weekly visitation and eventually he got to have two overnight weekend visits per month; even though the way things were when I filed for divorce I could've filed for sole legal & physical custody, termination of his parental rights and I'd have gotten it all. But kids are smart, very smart and in the end they've all realized that though he loves them, they simply do not come 1st in his life, they know who he is and who he was, they know who they can safely speak their minds to and trust. They learned all that on their own. I didn't have to drag them or his name through the scrutiny and chaos of a lengthy court proceeding. If Gabriel Aubry is as awful as Halle makes him out to be, she should put her daughter's feelings 1st, get the court to appoint a neutral family member or friend as the visitation supervisor, then let their little girl interact with her Dad and once she is 6-7 she'd be quite capable of telling a psychologist, attorney or judge whether she wants to see her dad or not. Simple as that.
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Know what Gabriel? Come have a baby with me.
It makes me sad to think that this relationship may be sabotaged because of Berry's plans. Regardless of what's happening between her mom and dad, here's a kid who loves her dad. Being separated from him would hurt her, and that's all that counts.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Halle Berry's a cunt.
MK, we know you are trying to be fair and equal and all in accusing BOTH of acting self focussed and crazy, but c`mon, he so seems like the normal person here just trying not to let her push him over. He seems to go along with everything crazy or not that is asked of him. Seems he will do anything to not lose his child.
Miguelina - not sure why you seem to paint Gabriel with the same Crazy Brush as Halle. Yeah, he hasn't always behaved as calmly as he might have but considering how horrid she is, I can see how even a normal guy might occasionally crack under the strain of dealing with her antics. Halle has a long and storied history of being a conniving nut-job. Until Gabriel has the same, I'm firmly on his team.
Lessons learned from D-Listed include:
- Drugs are stronger than talent (Whitney & Amy & Lindsay)
- If you want a baby but don't want to deal with daddy, it's cheaper/ easier/ happier for everyone involved to go to a sperm bank (Halle)
- Don't knock up the crazy lady, even if she's got a great rack (Gabriel)
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 12:21am.
I'd be interested in subpoenaing the nanny's financials if I were Gabe's lawyer.
Also who paid the nanny's attorney that she hired to file the assault claim 2 days after she quit her job?
I would like to see all of Halle's exes step up to the plate and tell the judge what a liar she is.
The wrong celeb died today, at least Whitney had talent.
I'd be interested in subpoenaing the nanny's financials if I were Gabe's lawyer.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 6:46pm.
I officially love you! :D
As for this whole sitch, Halle so obviously passed a few big bucks to the judge. Rich and powerful mommy can't have her ex interacting with his CHILD. She's done with him, so the kid should be too!
I mean, if he had any actual dirt in his history, Halle would have already flung it out to the tabloids. And hey, he didn't HIT SOMEONE WITH A CAR AND RUN, nor did he try to kill himself and innocent dogs.
Hey, Oliver. Watch and learn, pal. Because when you inevitably tire of Halle, THIS is what you're in for. She'll do whatever it takes to ruin your life.
I don't say this lightly, but I hope Halle does something crazed enough that Gabriel gets custody. Normally I don't wish loss of custody on any parent, but she's honestly such a vile, conniving bitch, and she's been shown to be unstable and vindictive, that I think Nahla would have a far better life away from her. Especially since I can easily see Halle being one of those women who gets jealous of their child when the kid approaches puberty.
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When they break into "Charlie Brown Valentine" to tell you, you've got to believe it's for reals. RIP
Halle is a self absorbed,vicious cunt.One day that baby will grow up to hate her.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Halle is a self absorbed,vicious cunt.One day that baby will grow up to hate her.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Laney, the link you are talking about is from Sept. 13th. Not a recent one...
, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
sorry, dp thanks to name mixup
, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
ABC news is saying Houston's rep denies she died.
Google, everyone.
ETA: Not sure if it's true. Contradicting stories out there.
Well there's more stories that she is dead, than she isn't.
Although not shocking, it is, you know? Such a waste.
ABC news is saying Houston's rep denies she died.
Google, everyone.
ETA: Not sure if it's true. Contradicting stories out there.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 6:45pm.
"Obama is the BOMB! He KIILS me with his intelligence! I only wish I could WATCH him SLAUGHTER the opposition!"
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OMG Karen, you never fail to surprise me with these jems. LOL!
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You returned te favor with the "Herblurrblurrblurr"
"Lerblurrblurblurr" ...(or something close to that) caption the other day.
First Caption this contest that had a caption winner that was actually fucking clever and funny.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
ABC news is saying Houston's rep denies she died.
Google, everyone.
FUCK. What a shame. She was a childhood favorite of mine.
So much talent, and so many demons.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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Damn, damn, damn shame Whitney. This is so sad
What? Whitney died?
Karen, I know you will!
Whitney is dead. Wow.
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I read about Whitney too wtf
Whitney Houston, superstar of records, films, dies
By NEKESA MUMBI MOODY, AP Music Writer – 4 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Whitney Houston, who reigned as pop music's queen until her majestic voice and regal image were ravaged by drug use, erratic behavior and a tumultuous marriage to singer Bobby Brown, has died. She was 48.
Publicist Kristen Foster said Saturday that the singer had died, but the cause and the location of her death were unknown.
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Wow, just wow at Whitney, especially after those pictures of her inebriated the other day.
WHITNEY HOUSTON DIED TODAY!!!WTF????
Not being a bitch, but we ALL saw it coming. Sad though...damn!
Confirmed by her publicist. Wow
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 6:45pm.
"Obama is the BOMB! He KIILS me with his intelligence! I only wish I could WATCH him SLAUGHTER the opposition!"
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OMG Karen, you never fail to surprise me with these jems. LOL!
Not surprising, but still sadness.
Omg y'all!!!!! So sad.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
TMZ has it, too...
Damn, that shit is crazy. What, she just kept staying on a bender after those pics from the other day and then died this afternoon??
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
UBF- I was just coming here for the same thing! WTF???
OMG, Whitney Houston passed away??? I mean, I guess we shouldn't be surprised, but I still a little shocked.
HOld the fuck up, i just read Whitney Houston DIED???
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20120211/us-obit-whitney-housto...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by lovelylaney on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 6:38pm.
I never registered for it even as a joke, so no. But I actually have searched FB for my name just to see if someone has committed fuckery in my name because I know it happens. So far so good. Nada.
Edited for clarification: I have had my sister search for my name since I obviously can't do it myself.
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Shit Whitney Houston died, so sad!
OH SHIT it is true Whitney died.
Dang those pics from the other day didnt lie! Sads :(
I know plenty of fathers who are horrible, horrible people, beyond anything Gabriel's been convicted or even accused of, and those mothers can't do anything about it.
I guess if Mommy is rich and famous, the rules are different.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 6:43pm.
Someone needs to make Halle live with prostitutes or strippers for a week...that's pretty much where Nahla is headed if Halle keeps this shit up. Among other things.
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Can't she just hang with Lindsay Lohan instead? Much scarier.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
@Karen Flatts - LOL, you should. Let us know how that all works out for you, if we ever hear from you again :)
YEAH? WELL WHITNEY HOUSTON DIED!