The Definition Of Understated Elegance As Always
Late last week, esteemed art professors from the world's most prestigious universities updated their curriculum to include the only piece of "woman & child" art worth teaching: the precious portrait of a fully naked Auntie CoCo nearly suffocating her nephew with her luscious silicone chichis o' plenty. And the star of that masterpiece graced Las Vegas with her exquisiteness at Pure in Las Vegas. Wearing a one-of-a-kind ho dress from Frederick's of Hollywood's couture collection, CoCo stood upright on the carpet despite the fact that the extra glazed honey-baked hams on her chest tried to take her down while the extra glazed honey-baked hams on her ass tried to take her the other way. CoCo doesn't defy the laws of gravity, CoCo IS gravity.
CoCo redefines glamour with every glide of her sausage thighs and anybody that disagrees will be attacked in their sleep by a camel toe, but I do wish she took her look to new levels of class by wearing the butt cleavage dress. Maybe she saved that to wear to Sunday mass this morning. Probably.
• 
Coco was the TA in my Human Relations class in summer school at the University of Minnesota.
_____________________________________________
"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
I need to buy a 3D tv now! Picture those things comin at ya!
More pictures of CoCo, PLZ. She's gorgeous!
Talked to some folks who met her at Sundance--all said that she was really sweet so no hate from me.
Aww Coco is my favourite! woohoo :D love her!
********************************
Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
You know I wish I felt about my body the way Coco feels about hers. I am also glad to see a hollywood couple who seem to love and accept each other for who they are. Its uplifting dammit.
.
HEROIC CUPCAKE - i'm intrigued, don't end your rant.
I love her sapphire, but I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to gemstones. Why does it look like shit? b/c it's dark and not sparkly? Or b/c it's not as transparent?
*~*~*~* ========|D ~o ~o (_(_) ~*~*~*~*~*
So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:11pm.
Why is this useless whore famous? For marrying a wanna-be gangster and showing off her camel toe? YAWN!
----------------------------------------
Hi - you may not care and that's okay, but I really felt moved to say that Ice-T is someone who does have a gang background (moved from New York to L.A. as a teen), tried to better himself and chose to go into the military, and then became a rapper and married Miss Camel Toe, who I adore.
And yes - she's famous b/c she's his wife. More respectful than being famous because one got pissed on and the video became available online.
*~*~*~* ========|D ~o ~o (_(_) ~*~*~*~*~*
So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
i like her. she seems so genuine and honest about herself. ill take her any day over the kartrashians or those real housewives plastic face skeletons.
I see she's going light on the tanning spray lately.
Why is this useless whore famous? For marrying a wanna-be gangster and showing off her camel toe? YAWN!
coco needs a fan club!
The sapphire in Coco's pendant looks like SHIT. Everyone thinks that since the Diana/Kate ring is so dark, that must be the ideal color for a sapphire. It isn't. Kate Middleton is wearing a somewhat large, but shitty sapphire. Jewelers are making a killing selling cheap, dark, extinct ("non-sparkly and poor color", in layman's terms) stones at huge markups to people who don't know better. Now that bitch Beyonce, look at the push present she got when the surrogate birthed their baby. THAT'S a nice ass sapphire! /end rant
Take a look at that face, if you can tear your eyes away for a moment. Bitch is UGLEEE!
She seems to be honest about the whole thing. It's certainly not what I consider attractive and I do wince at every camel toe but she doesn't put on any airs. Whereas the Kuntrashians are totally delusional about everything . Just can't put the hate on Coco. Strange.
I don't recognize Coco without seeing her enormous camel toe!
Love both of them.
I get the impression she wants to have a baby really bad. She's perfectly harmless, unlike many other skanks I could name, cough,cough, blohan.
------------------------------------------------
I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:12pm.
I like CoCo.
*shameface*
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Me too. She seems harmless, kinda like a real life Jessica Rabbit.
If you're tacky and you know it, clap your ass.
.
.
.
.
**************************
... the sanctity of marriage gave up, moved to Reno and now works the 1am-6am shift at strip club under the name Sanctitty Mirage.
I am beyond hoffified
Coco's got less cellulite than Scarlett, lol.
Coco is dressed way more conservative than Fergie at the Grammys. Fergie is wearing a black bra and panties with some ugly orange lace dress over it. Coco is wearing a long V-neck black dress that is actually quite conservative.
i'm in the no hate for coco club. yes, she's tacky, yes, she looks like a cartoonish caricature, but there's a sense of authenticity under those chichis somewhere.
i get the feeling that her & ice at home are just an old boring couple, 'cept she's always naked in 6" heels while he plays his video games.
Woah, saw pictures of Adele on red carpet of Grammys and she has lost some serious weight, almost didn't recognize her. Snookie looks to have gone in the other direction a bit.
Yeah, she kind of owns her tackiness which is strangely attractive. I'm not a fan, but no hate from me.
Not in our faces? She twats pics of her tits and ass all the time? Now I have a very nice landing strip going on but I dont twat it to the world!
Not in our faces? She twats pics of her tits and ass all the time? Now I have a very nice landing strip going on but I dont twat it to the world!
Where are this trick's aureolas and nipples? On the underside of her implants???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
clothes! clothes are good!!
and not smothering innocent babes with her funbags!!
I like her too. She's oddly demure compared to other reality stars. She's not trying to be everywhere or in our faces, and just moseying along, in love and doing as she pleases. She seems like a good friend for some reason, and girls who look like her usually aren't, leaving you at the club by yourself! Coco wouldn't do that. Wow, I am overanalyzeing.
So apparently she's going to pull a Courtney Stodden and go on that show 'The Doctors' to prove her butt is real...supposed to be airing on the 20th from what I read. Should be interesting...lol.
Well, at least her marriage has outlasted 99 percent of most other Hollywood couples.
-----------------------------
He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Her face is looking a bit mannish here.
Soft spot for CoCo. I caught a few seconds of some
Show where she was holding a baby and she seemed to like it. I bet she wants kids and Ice doesn't want her to have anyone more important than him in her life.
Uh..why was she butt naked next to that little cute babeh?
When did
lohan get her boobs done?
She's harmless & seems to have a real heart. I actually really like her.
Coco's not so bad! And her glamour, at least seems contained! haha Did I just say that? She is harmless! Still think some of these other elegant ladies are far worse. She at least seems to stay married to the same guy and doesn't seem drug-addled! :?
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
You have to hand it to her, she manages to get publicity and all she had to do was suffer through a couple of elective surgeries. She also seems not to go around dissing other celebs, which is a plus.
.
.
.
**************************
... the sanctity of marriage gave up, moved to Reno and now works the 1am-6am shift at strip club under the name Sanctitty Mirage.
I am beyond hoffified
Coco seems to be a loving wife. She's hotter than fish grease! I really like her and I'd rather have a hundred of her than one Kardassian.
*~*~*~* ========|D ~o ~o (_(_) ~*~*~*~*~*
So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
another worthless waste of air and space
I adore her. She is harmless, less of a skank than you would think and seems to be happily married without any scandals. Plus her ass is fascinating in a train-wreck kinda way.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
coco doesn't bother me at all.. and she doesnt have a camel toe here so I got nothing to say. work it.
The last thumb is the look Blohan was going for at the AIDS benefit the other day but CoCo looks like Gisele to Blohan's Ruth Buzzi.
i agree with Evil, she's having fun and living her life to the full, not hurting anyone. can't hate on her
Coco is harmless. She loves her man, she loves being tacky and makes no apologies for who she is.
Can't hate on her for that.
Oh I don't know. Whenever I see a photo of her, I immediately begin humming "Natural Woman."
I like CoCo.
*shameface*
**************************************************************
You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
She is an embarrassment to all woman. Other women should be slapping this c=nt to the curb.
Did she win an award at the AVNs?