Open Grammys Post: Hosted By The Promqueeninator
If you're watching this mess on E! right now, then we're rolling our eyeballs in unison at Ryan Gaycrest playing the littlest therapist in the world by taking people by the hand and asking them in a quiet concerned voice about their memories of Whitney Houston. Lawd, I want to run to him, get on my knees and slap him in the face. We don't give three or zero shits about what Parasite Hilton's moment with Whitney was like. I'd rather have a conversation with a wet fart than watch Ryan ask that gutter skank Wonky about Whitney again.
Thankfully, my eyes stopped rolling and went to the back of my head after I this Russian American pop star named Sasha Gradiva (who sort of looks like an Xtina made of melted Play-Doh) sashayed by looking like the secret love child of T2 and Pink Prom Barbie as seen through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino. All these bitches are trying to out-CaCa each other (see: Little Red Riding Attention Whore), but Sasha did it on a budget with a clearance prom dress from Windsor Fashions, a can of chrome spray paint and toy guns from The Dollar Tree. I don't know who Sasha Gradiva is and I won't know she is tomorrow either, but all the foolery on her body is working for me. But I'm probably only saying that because I don't really see a gun strapped to her arm, I see the ultimate no-no poker.
Anyway, this is your Grammy Open Post if you're into it and I'll cover all the fuckery tomorrow, because I'll be too busy downing a doodybubbletini (vodka, Nesquik syrup and caramel lube ) while watching this mess.
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Damn ur still up? And still a mule2...well, theres something2 b said 4 consistency i guess. Thanks 4 boring me off 2sleep. i hope ur dreams of ur very own troll comr true.
Yeah, that's called trolling. And if you could read you would have seen fishy was the one who started fucking with me and we were just talking. Interesting. Pleasant dreams :)
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Now giga i wasnt even talking 2u. Dont u b starting up poop. and anyway ur avie scares me. who the heck is that? I think i recognize the pic but my little brain cant place her.
Submitted by TheDrizzle on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:03am.
Um, i think that was a joke.
Hey LL Cool J, take off your fucking cap when you're leading a 'Prayer'.
Trolling u? U wish. It might make u feel relevant to say that for errbody to see but no. i had coffe with dinner so i couldnt sleep so u were fucking with fishy and i decided 2flick your nose thats all no harm done no foul goodnight sleep well,mmmmkay?
Actually I was trying to be nice and dumb it down to your level, since ltrs r hard 4 u. Better? I'm off to bed, have fun trolling.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 3:07am
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Since all these letters are hurting your little brain, why not just go to sleep as you said after you fell off your horse. And fucked your sheep, presumably.
Submitted by tempokat on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:19am.
thanks for that link - Civil Wars are amazing. i heard them on NPR, and was blown away - as i think the Grammy audience was tonight as well. it must have been pretty shocking to hear real music by people who can actually sing, after all of that other crap.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Glen Campbell rocked it. Adele was very sweet and charming. Bonnie Raitt blew Alicia Keys out of the water in the Etta James tribute, Jennifer Hudson carried that weight, and Civil Wars did more in 45 seconds then most of those scarecrows did all the rest of the show to just show the beauty of music and what it all is about - or what it should be about.
Overall, that was one sorry-ass Grammys. IT had nothing at all to do with music, it was all about the Industry. and that's fucking tragic, i think.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
LMAO..U even edit ur posts 2make them longer....idiot just wasnt long enuff4u. No attention whore was better bc it has more ltrs and is therefore mo bettah! Pathetic...
Why? Because you're a fucking moron who can't spell or read? Sorry, was that too many syllables for you? Oops sorry another big word. Guess you'll have to troll someone else if you can't understand what I type.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
See? Right there...cant u just use stfu like the rest of the world? U really dont have2 stomp out every syllable. Mule.
My conversation was with another poster and had nothing to do with you, except you had to make it all about you. Don't like my posts then skip them, attention whore.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Glad ur capable of embarassment, I'da never guessed it. Also glad ur opinions arent all 22 sentences long, boring rants abt ppl who will nvr give 2 shits what u think. See that? Theyre abbr., for ppl 2b brief. You could use some brevity in ur life.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:03am.
MJT, they have a GREAT backstory, too. A true "Nashville" story. I will say, however, they owe a great debt to Taylor Swift and Adele who both championed them in the early stages.
http://tinyurl.com/8a5e98a
Linky is to the Nashville Scene website.
I have worn out (virtually speaking) their album over the past year. Haven't loved music like this in a long time. :)
I'm embarrassed for anyone that writes "ur". Are the other letters just too difficult?
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:06am.
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Yeah, thanks bitch. Adelle was damn good y'all!
Tee hee, I see that Boston61 is in full-throttle mode, so never a dull moment. Keep them unnuanced comments coming, because they greatly help me to improve my resilience to the annoying things that happen during the day.
Kind regards,
Gouda68
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I'm wondering why ur all acting like my relatives after a funeral. Pity how death and ceremony bring out the worst in ppl. Cheese and rice. Have you ever considered even once that no one gaf what you think? Either ur too drunk or too lonely or too full of urself to see how your behavior / longass posts might appear to others. I will sit on my high horse and be embarassed for each of you since ur obviously too self absorbed to do it for urself. Gah...
*falls from horse and goes to the stable to sleep*
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:44am.
who is the Beach Boys? lmfao BOYS? more like retirement home suckas
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Lutrelle, I hope you're being ironic in writing the "Beach Boys" aren't boys anymore, as well as in wondering who they "is". If you're not being ironic, well then, shit, honey--you are dumb as a sack of hair. They were hugely influential in the 60's (note the 60's, so clearly they're not Beyonce's age) and Brian Wilson is a genius composer. Read up on their landmark album "Pet Sounds". And, when did being an older musician or actor make their contribution any less relevant? Good 'effing god.
Submitted by tempokat on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:23am.
They were REALLY good. I love GOOD country, folk, bluegrass. We were hoping they would keep singing and Taylor would never start. We have already downloaded their album. Can't wait to listen to it.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by Slutleena on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:50am.
I know this might be hard to believe but I don't consider Alicia Keys to be a soul singer. Her music sounds like it was created by a computer program and fed through a machine. Ok singer and good pianists but her music leaves much to be desired for me personally.
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I'm not fond of Keys' music either and I'm a lover of soul music but "You Don't Know My Name" is a straight up soul tune and is sublime.
OK what the hell was Taylor "Bucky" Swift wearing? It wasn't a damn Ho-Down!!!
Ugh double post. And jesus fucking christ at people getting worked up over the fact that I think the grammys are an overproduced shitfest featuring a bunch of superficial marginally talented people. I can't wait to revisit this argument when the oscars air....
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
who is the Beach Boys? lmfao BOYS? more like retirement home suckas
Um, I'm not talking about the show. I'm talking about the nominees. Are we even in the same conversation?
As for your list, Foo Fighters are just okay for me, I like Dave Grohl as a drummer and some of his collaboration projects better than the Foo. Blake Shelton is overrated IMO, and I've always seen Coldplay as a cheaper knockoff of U2's sound. I have most of their music from Parachute onward, and besides one song on X&Y I like, overall I don't understand the fuss. The Band Perry I have mixed feelings about as I think Kimberly just has an ok voice and is kind of like another Taylor Swift. Bruno Mars we're just going to have to agree to disagree about his "talent". Adele I love and I'm glad to see her eating up the categories because lets face it, in some of them she doesn't have much competition.
But I cannot take the grammys or the industry seriously and have felt so for several years. Most of the music that gets put out there and recognized, with a few notable exceptions, sucks a fat one. Many of the so-called artists who get recognized are for superficial reasons and not their actual talent and I just can't with this shit anymore. Sorry if you disagree but that's my opinion.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
I just think the songwriters should get a lot more credit.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:13am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 02/13/2012 1:03am.
Sure but for example can you off the top of your head name the nominees for Best Alternative Music album? Best rock? Best Gospel Song? Best Blues Album? Best Latin Album?
No? HAVE YOU EVEN LOOKED AT THE LIST?
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Way to make an assumption there, since I have in fact looked at the list. And how much airtime attention and performance time have those other artists gotten compared to the ones I've named? Exactly. Not to mention the fact that you missed my point entirely, since I am not complaining about the gospel or alternative nominees. I'm talking about why in the fuck someone like Katy Perry or Rihanna or Bruno Mars would even be on a grammy nominee list in the first place. I mean shit, half of their songs don't even use their real voices and when they try to actually sing they fucking suck. They are ENTERTAINERS, not artists or musicians. The grammys are a joke.
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WHOOPS LET'S NOT FORGET SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY.
Hah, Fishy kicking ass and takin names. And somebody must be missing their Tom Brady Ugg booties tonite. Awww.
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:26am.
fishsticksfan is a C. U. N. T
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AHAHAHAA perhaps but I'm a CORRECT girl. Some people should know they history before talking shit.
fishsticksfan is a C. U. N. T
I usually enjoy the Grammys. The musicians are actually performing the work they're being nominated for.
Not like the silly song/dance filler fluff at the Academy Awards.
Plus, Grammy hosts/presenters just get on with job vs. the insipid scripted banter of Oscars.
That said, with several exceptions, the performances were kinda blah this year. At least they're not still nominating Maroon 5 as best new artist, hahaa
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Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:45am.
Dolly Parton wrote that Whitney Huston song. How come she did not sing it? Whitney never gave Dolly any credit for it. Sad.
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HEY FILTHY FILTHY CUNT MOUTH
HEY CUNTY MCCUNTFACE
HEY CUNTY HEY CUNTY FILTHY MOUTH
Dolly did sing it. JFC do a little research. Here is Whitney thanking Dolly AFTER WHITNEY WON THE GRAMMY AFTER DOLLY PRESENTED WHITNEY WITH THE GRAMMY. SKIP TO 2:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMiew21OFdw
what a dumbfuck you are
Chiming in a bit late (hey, Grammys mostly sucked and Downton was on), but the only reason I DVR'd it was to see The Civil Wars. Sucks they were only given a whopping 60 seconds though. "Barton Hollow" was my favorite song last year, and they are home-folks to me (here in Nashville).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooTyuRd9zSg
Saw them at the Ryman last month. Straight up acoustic guitar and two awesome voices. NO effects. That's how music is done.
Some of you have filthy mouths. You must be smoking the crack. Everyone does it.
Dang Fishsticksfan, laying down the law! Lol. Dolly thanked Whitney in a tweet yesterday for her rendition of her song and for making it her iconic piece. There was a lot of mutual respect, regardless of what anyone wants to think. How long is this BeachBoys thing! O
Adele is not a soul singer, neither is Christina Aguilera, or for that matter Beyonce. But they get credit as being "soul" singers, pushing out the real soul singers who don't get any recognition for their talent.
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I am a professional singer and this is true.
You really have to bribe people or be a slave and all this crap that's why there isn't that much music in the mainstream anymore.
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:13am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:03am.
Sure but for example can you off the top of your head name the nominees for Best Alternative Music album? Best rock? Best Gospel Song? Best Blues Album? Best Latin Album?
No? HAVE YOU EVEN LOOKED AT THE LIST?
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Way to make an assumption there, since I have in fact looked at the list. And how much airtime attention and performance time have those other artists gotten compared to the ones I've named? Exactly. Not to mention the fact that you missed my point entirely, since I am not complaining about the gospel or alternative nominees. I'm talking about why in the fuck someone like Katy Perry or Rihanna or Bruno Mars would even be on a grammy nominee list in the first place. I mean shit, half of their songs don't even use their real voices and when they try to actually sing they fucking suck. They are ENTERTAINERS, not artists or musicians. The grammys are a joke.
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It's easy to pick out Katy Perry or Rihanna but what about Foo Fighters? Adele? Bruno Mars is actually a good singer or I care to differ. Bruce Springsteen sings all his own music. Jennifer Hudson is an awesome vocalist. Coldplay does not autotune whether or not you like the music, they are true musicians who play their own instruments. The Band Perry, The Civil Wars and Blake Shelton are power singers and harmonists. There was nothing autotuned for them particularly with Glen Campbell. For fucks sake, are we even watching the same show?
angry much? lbvvs
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:03am.
Sure but for example can you off the top of your head name the nominees for Best Alternative Music album? Best rock? Best Gospel Song? Best Blues Album? Best Latin Album?
No? HAVE YOU EVEN LOOKED AT THE LIST?
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Way to make an assumption there, since I have in fact looked at the list. And how much airtime attention and performance time have those other artists gotten compared to the ones I've named? Exactly. Not to mention the fact that you missed my point entirely, since I am not complaining about the gospel or alternative nominees. I'm talking about why in the fuck someone like Katy Perry or Rihanna or Bruno Mars would even be on a grammy nominee list in the first place. I mean shit, half of their songs don't even use their real voices and when they try to actually sing they fucking suck. The grammys are a joke.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:00am.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:42am.
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Does the name Alicia Keys ring a bell?
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She came out in 2001. Plus she is not a soul singer.
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Out of curiousity, why is she not a soul singer. Who in your mind qualifies as one that you feel is being overlooked because they are black?
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:45am.
Dolly Parton wrote that Whitney Huston song. How come she did not sing it? Whitney never gave Dolly any credit for it. Sad.
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HEY CUNT
Dolly did sing it. JFC do a little research. Here is Whitney thanking Dolly AFTER WHITNEY WON THE GRAMMY AFTER DOLLY PRESENTED WHITNEY WITH THE GRAMMY. SKIP TO 2:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMiew21OFdw
what a dumbfuck you are
Submitted by dcgirl on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:53am.
Even embrace more fully some that whites seem to shun (i.e. Josh Stone, Teena Marie).
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Oops. Didn't mean to insinuate that Teena Marie was British. I know Lady Tee was American through and through.
Wow, MK getting a little ching-ching in his bank account from Donald Trump I see. And is this going to run all week? Ching ching ching ching.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:58am.
"Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:46am.
hum. That's a pretty superficial sentiment."
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Seriously? I mean, hasn't the whole popular music industry (aka most of the shit that the grammys recognize) been more or less dumbed down into something superficial? Like when you see the untalented and autotuned (Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, that Minaj person, etc) getting recognition and taking the stage in lieu of real musicians who don't actually suck, and why? Superficial reasons.
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Sure but for example can you off the top of your head name the nominees for Best Alternative Music album? Best rock? Best Gospel Song? Best Blues Album? Best Latin Album?
No? HAVE YOU EVEN LOOKED AT THE LIST?
Submitted by Defined1 on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:27am.
Congrats to Adele. Love her so much. A lovely British girl who just wants to sing. It's sad that we can't enjoy music without bringing up ridiculous racial/social issues.
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It is those ridiculous racial/social issues that have made some of the best song ever written. It's about human life and how we experience it. And we tell stories and sing songs about them.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I got the impression there was not a great deal of sympathy for WH tonight. It's more like there was collective embarrassment. Crack is whack.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:42am.
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She came out in 2001. Plus she is not a soul singer.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by Slutleena on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:50am.
I know this might be hard to believe but I don't consider Alicia Keys to be a soul singer. Her music sounds like it was created by a computer program and fed through a machine. Ok singer and good pianists but her music leaves much to be desired for me personally.
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I have to agree with you on Alicia Keys -- I think she is very overrated and her music sucks.