Open Grammys Post: Hosted By The Promqueeninator
If you're watching this mess on E! right now, then we're rolling our eyeballs in unison at Ryan Gaycrest playing the littlest therapist in the world by taking people by the hand and asking them in a quiet concerned voice about their memories of Whitney Houston. Lawd, I want to run to him, get on my knees and slap him in the face. We don't give three or zero shits about what Parasite Hilton's moment with Whitney was like. I'd rather have a conversation with a wet fart than watch Ryan ask that gutter skank Wonky about Whitney again.
Thankfully, my eyes stopped rolling and went to the back of my head after I this Russian American pop star named Sasha Gradiva (who sort of looks like an Xtina made of melted Play-Doh) sashayed by looking like the secret love child of T2 and Pink Prom Barbie as seen through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino. All these bitches are trying to out-CaCa each other (see: Little Red Riding Attention Whore), but Sasha did it on a budget with a clearance prom dress from Windsor Fashions, a can of chrome spray paint and toy guns from The Dollar Tree. I don't know who Sasha Gradiva is and I won't know she is tomorrow either, but all the foolery on her body is working for me. But I'm probably only saying that because I don't really see a gun strapped to her arm, I see the ultimate no-no poker.
Anyway, this is your Grammy Open Post if you're into it and I'll cover all the fuckery tomorrow, because I'll be too busy downing a doodybubbletini (vodka, Nesquik syrup and caramel lube ) while watching this mess.
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Glad site is working. Opening was good with Springsteen and I didn't know this Bruno Mars, but Jackie Wilson did it better. *LOL* But a good dance song.
I think LL Cool J is going a good job, especially with the prayer at the beginning. Even if you aren't religious, Whitney was and it was fitting.
I wouldn't be clapping for Chris Brown.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Does anyone else want to punch Bruno Mars in the face, or is it just me?
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Are we really on board the Illuminati thing in here? As in believing the Egypt stuff and that an invisible something (Satan) is reigning over everything, down to Lady Gaga's high heels?
I feel pain with that, too. It's like being aware of drugs as a kid and told not to take them before you even know what they are. I feel like I'd never know any of this Illuminati/Symbolism shit if people didn't mention it and I don't feel happy to be aware. I also don't really buy it.
So I havent read one thing about Lesbionic Whitney, talk about rewriting history. Robyn Crawford must be hurting too.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:27pm.
Yup. Doesn't Rhianna have a song with the words "live your life"? Chris Brown is probably her handler lol.
God damn...MJ is rolling in his grave to have someone over 95lbs. copying the shit out his moves. Damn, blatant as fuck imitation there. Do something new! Like an "edgy" interpretive dance about beating the shit out of hos, choreographed by Abby Lee Miller.
Tequila Tax, big Horror-Fan here, too. Graham Masterton has some really good books, one of his books is actually the first book that ever had me physically ill from being so graphic. (the Burial). Very gory.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
God, the autotune abuse is horrible. Make it stop.
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"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
"It's your life. Live your life."
hmm, sounds awefully like "Do What Thou Wilt" Aleister Crowley shit. These people are fuckin evil.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:17pm
Is it just me or is her bra see through?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Chris Brown looks FAT!
For some reason, I feel pain watching Chris Brown dance.
Was Bruno Mars upset Adele beat him or did I imagine that?
Here's the woman beater now!!! Wonderful.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:12pm
I popped over to Amazon to check out that author and found the story you had mentioned. I'm a horror fan so I might have to go and check this one out.
Thanks for mentioning it.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:21pm.
Kid Creole WAS very entertaining!
@FabulousDivaBuns, you're probably right, few celebs escape drugs. But clearly she was a much, much lesser degree of a drug user to die at 73 and not 48 (Whit) or 27 (Amy Winehouse).
Where the hell is Pink?
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Woo-hoo! Yay for my girl, Adele.
I hate GaGa - she tries way too hard.
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"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Submitted by kate773 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:11pm.
I'm all for the Whitney Houston thing but WTF, did Etta James die a few days too early for anyone to now give a fuck or what? BS!
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C'mon now, Whitney died yesterday totally out of left field. Etta no doubt will be remembered during the memoriam video of artists who passed in the last year.
Even as I post this Bonnie Raitt and that overrated chick on piano are honoring her.
The Grammys are boring
Bruno???
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Ha! They heard us re:Etta James.
Have to admit I'm waiting for the Beach Boys reunion considering one or two have been dead for years.
FINALLY a fucking Etta James mention.
Etta wasn't an addict LOL I love both of them but that's lies
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
<" doodybubbletini (vodka, Nesquik syrup and caramel lube ) while watching this mess">
Ah-ha. You're worse than Sandra Lee. Who would probably serve it with toilet paper instead of a cocktail napkin she's so thorough.
Submitted by kate773 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:12pm.
Anyone else a music dumbass?
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ME! I don't listen to the radio or watch TV anymore so Dlisted is my window to pop culture. If I were to watch the Grammys it would be like an old woman holding her ear horn to the gramophone.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
@MissThang, Chris Brown is a hell of a performer, he will bring it. More than half of the people in that auditorium are total fuck ups in life so don't think that he's worse than the lot of them.
Submitted by kate773 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:12pm.
I feel like I should watch the Grammys so I know what the hell is happening in music these days.
Who's with me? Anyone else a music dumbass?
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ME! This is the first time I've seen a Jessie J or Bruno Mars. And forget the country folks, I don't know any of them.
Liked both performances so far.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I'd rather stare at the American Apparel ad change undie color
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:12pm.
Yep, fresh off of her performance with Satanic high priestess Madonna at the Superbowl. They're getting to be too obvious anymore. Madonna was wearing the exact same fucking garb they wear in the Church of Satan after her esoteric as fuck ancient Egypt getup. Haven't even needed to read Vigilant Citizen for a year or two now, anyone with a basic knowledge of esoteric symbolism can pretty much catch the drift with these hos.
Already bored.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:14pm.
What I would give to see Kid Creole and the Coconuts again.
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Stool Pigeon, hot cha cha cha!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:14pm.
Chris Brown is performing tonight. I just can't...
This! As soon as I saw this pop up, I started looking for the remote.
Gross Chris brown and his rapey eyes ew
Maybe the chick in the photo above thinks she is Lady Gaga's stunt double?
Otherwise that get up makes no sense whatsoever.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 9:11pm.
I'm all for the Whitney Houston thing but WTF, did Etta James die a few days too early for anyone to now give a fuck or what? BS!
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Chris Brown is performing tonight. I just can't...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
What I would give to see Kid Creole and the Coconuts again.
Oh no...did Seacrest really ask the Wonk about Whitney? *rolls eyes*
Saw Bruno live and the dude brings it. Not mad.
The first thing I caught of this fuckery was the Nicki Minaj entrance in her fucking devil`s robe, which reminded me of the book "The Mirror" By Graham Masterton, where Hollywood royalty is trying to ring in the reign of Satan by sacrificing so many thousand people by watching a movie aired all over the world. Fucking Illuminati Producting is right.
*goes back to watching Ron White`s " You can`t fix stupid*
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I feel like I should watch the Grammys so I know what the hell is happening in music these days.
Who's with me? Anyone else a music dumbass?
Anyone else want to get on Dave Grohl aka my husband? yummy
Who's the tiny, darker-skinned Dylan Mckay in the gold clown suit?
Bruno matches his jacket...BRONZER HELL. Work it tiny Elvis.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'm all for the Whitney Houston thing but WTF, did Etta James die a few days too early for anyone to now give a fuck or what? BS! The woman was a legend and wasn't a huge druggie fuck up. I guess you can't play by the rules or die of natural causes if you want people to give a damn.
Adele looks beautiful.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac