Open Grammys Post: Hosted By The Promqueeninator
If you're watching this mess on E! right now, then we're rolling our eyeballs in unison at Ryan Gaycrest playing the littlest therapist in the world by taking people by the hand and asking them in a quiet concerned voice about their memories of Whitney Houston. Lawd, I want to run to him, get on my knees and slap him in the face. We don't give three or zero shits about what Parasite Hilton's moment with Whitney was like. I'd rather have a conversation with a wet fart than watch Ryan ask that gutter skank Wonky about Whitney again.
Thankfully, my eyes stopped rolling and went to the back of my head after I this Russian American pop star named Sasha Gradiva (who sort of looks like an Xtina made of melted Play-Doh) sashayed by looking like the secret love child of T2 and Pink Prom Barbie as seen through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino. All these bitches are trying to out-CaCa each other (see: Little Red Riding Attention Whore), but Sasha did it on a budget with a clearance prom dress from Windsor Fashions, a can of chrome spray paint and toy guns from The Dollar Tree. I don't know who Sasha Gradiva is and I won't know she is tomorrow either, but all the foolery on her body is working for me. But I'm probably only saying that because I don't really see a gun strapped to her arm, I see the ultimate no-no poker.
Anyway, this is your Grammy Open Post if you're into it and I'll cover all the fuckery tomorrow, because I'll be too busy downing a doodybubbletini (vodka, Nesquik syrup and caramel lube ) while watching this mess.
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This awards has baddddd singing. If my voice were like Katy Perry, rihanna, or Taylor swift knowing tonight is really about Whitney, adele and etta, I would have politely declined to sing n suggested they play a song by one of the legends
Kanderso...yes!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Now we have to see fishsticks!
Jesus in the past they had Best Pop Male, Best Pop Female, Best Pop Group, Best Rock Male, Best Rock Female, .....and they condensed everything into two or three awards so Foo Fighters and Chris Brown and Paul McCartney can perform AGAIN.
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:38pm.
Who is the duet? They are very good.
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Announcer said they were The Civil Wars. At least, that is what I heard.
Katy Perry's performance was good. Was she supposed to be singing about Russell? Because if so, I think that was more of a song that Russell should have been singing about HER.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I like that everyone is totally ignoring Lady GaGa.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Thank God Taylor Swift didn't win and we had to watch her "surprised oh my gosh" look.
Yay, Lady Antebellum! Even if you don't like cuntry, these folks are talented.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
If I was in that audience, I'd hit on some hot (hopefully rich) guy and sneak out with him.
Sweet Christ, Katy Perry is SO BAD. The girl. Cannot. Sing. She should've just stuck to bikini modeling.
I'm happy Adele won, but too bad that girlfriend-beater Chris Brown got any recognition at all. What a supreme douchenozzle.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Adele to AC on 60 minutes...I don't wanta be a skinny pop star with my tits out. love her.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
@Kanderso, hahahahahaha man, you dlisted people are a fun time
omfg miss thang! Your commentg has me rollin' (in the deep)
problem with the audio/mic problem ? was she dropped or just my shitty tele.....
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:54pm.
OMFG I had about 5 orgasms thinking Katy Perry was having a Milli Vanilli moment.. God damn these teasing bitches.
hahahaha that would have been great!
So do you think Katy Perry is singing live? HAHAHAHAHAH, just kidding.
Her boobs showed up to perform, at least.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Katy looks like thing from Dr. Seuss! LMFAO!!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Seriously, someone make this stop. This Perry shit is awful. No real theme, shit vocals, total mess.
Electronics messed up.
Maybe it was a body double. Who knows. She's not my scene.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
OMFG I had about 5 orgasms thinking Katy Perry was having a Milli Vanilli moment.. God damn these teasing bitches.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
That outfit Katy Perry is wearing is wholy unattracive.
Of course Rolling in the Deep won.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Of fuck, my ears are bleeding. Someone please stop this Katy Perry fuckery. She can't sing for shit.
Did they drop her?
I didn't know it was Katy Perry that sings this song that I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE. ugh
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
HAHAHA Now we know why Kunty Karl rescinded his comments! He GOT THE CALL to back the F off! LOL!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:40pm.
What's with the Country Bear Jamboree set?
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That's exactly what I said!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:47pm.
Am I going to go to the evil side? ;) *sniff, sniff*
Adeles chomping on gum like her last name is Spears
Taylor swift needs to stop with that coal miner's daughter shit smh. She sounded better than usual though.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:42pm.
I am kind of with the idea that the idea of Satan is much more powerful than if he actually exists or not. I think that the elite invoke the idea of satan and what he stands for more than actually bending over to get ass-fucked by him. In other words, Satan is their pretty excuse. I don't think satan exists.. but the world definitely needs more love.
EXACTLY But.Seriously.Folks. I mean look at R Kelly, that man still comes out with album after album and nomination after nomination and he was involved in child pornography and having sex with a minor. Career and life choices are completely separate.
WTF is Dougie Howser talking about??
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by squiggles on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:47pm.
I was hoping that Uncle Jesse from Full House would make a cameo w/ Beach Boys.
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Now that would have been AWESOME!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Oh Taylor F'ing Swift. Did she just have ANOTHER one of those open mouthed "WHO MEEE?!?!?!" moments when she got an inexplicable standing ovation? *sigh* I hate this show and I watch it every damn year.
I was hoping that Uncle Jesse from Full House would make a cameo w/ Beach Boys.
Thanks, B.S.F. for the comment. Not to get all Bible Thumber on people, but the "neutral" folks , who don`t believe either-way are not even up for grabs. Those are automatically considered going to the evil side when it comes down to the final days.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Surprised that people are surprised that Chris Brown wins awards. First, he is a talented little asshole. Second, the music industry is completely degenerate and some of the scummiest people evah run it.
So did Taylor Swift NOT sound like a dying goose tonight or do I need my ears checked?
Awwww. That McDonalds commercials with the old guys was the cutest thing I've ever saw.
WTF? Why did Taylor Swift getting a standing O for that crap song? Maybe Whitney's still on my mind too much but none of these folk can hold a candle to her.
So Taylor Swift has been famous for a while now. Can she drop the whole wide-eyed, 'golly gee I can't believe I'm here on this big ole stage!' routine??
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Is it just me or is everyone overly styled and have elaborate stage/sets. Idk, kinda weird.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
The big ass mic is to hide Taylors fake singing,
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
That woman-beating piece of garbage WON an award! W.T.F.???
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:34pm.
Yeah. Beyond your religious symbols.. I've also heard that when we're in elementary school, the government puts stuff in our cafeteria food to dumb us down a little so we don't rise to power and overthrow those with the moneybags. Though.. true story. I was at my state capitol protesting on Wednesday the Personhood Bill (which is mostly endorsed by religious folks without a care about the fact not everyone believes as they do) and I went inside to look around and wound up in rooms I probably shouldn't have been in (I get away with stuff because I look innocent!) and.. provided cameras line the hallways, I could still screwed up a lot of computers while there! HAHA! I am kind of rebellious against not just those in power.. but religion, too, which to me, kind of controls the masses also. But yay, I guess, for folks who get through life by it. But for me, I like to stir shit up and make people pissed at me. I don't do it just online, tee hee. I'm such a brat.
@ Andrei
VC himself is pretty religion neutral. His commenters aren't however. He articulates his points pretty well. It's kinda impossible to separate these things from God and Satan, though, since alot of these folks invoke Satan in their rituals. So maybe alot of "useless eaters" (what Illuminists call us, credit: Henry Kissinger) don't believe in God but I guarantee you the very elite believe. They believe hardcore. And alot of them play for the other team. Their point of view is that God oppresses and Lucifer liberates.
Watching Downton, while lady miss priss Taylor sangs!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
I just don't want Doo-Wops and Hooligans to get Album of the Year. I have it and it's good, but it's not album of the year. I literally did a spit take when I heard it was nominated.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Is Taylor singing or putting on a stage show?
This ain't the Grand Ole Opry.
I'm not feeling this...
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Was it bad of me hoping she would trip down the stairs?