Tony Bennett Calls For The Legalization Of The Good Shit, The Bad Shit And Every Other Kind Of Shit!

If President Obama, Congress and all the Houses quit their jobs and handed all their power over to Tony Bennett, you'd soon be able to waltz into a Duane Reade to pick up a bottle of lube (not the Pimp Mama Kris-endorsed one), a bag of hot fries, a roll of toilet paper and a box of crack rocks. At Clive Davis' pre-Grammy gala, held at the same hotel where Whitney Houston passed away, Tony said that deaths of Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson and Whitney might have not happened if all drugs were legal. Preach it, pepaw!

"First it was Michael Jackson, then Amy Winehouse, now, the magnificent Whitney Houston. I'd like every person in this room to campaign to legalize drugs.

Let's legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam. No one's hiding or sneaking around corners to get it. They go to a doctor to get it."

The only shit I know about Amsterdam I learned from an episode of House Hunters International, but I'm pretty sure that only weed is legal there and they still have to buy their 8-balls from a sketchy dealer with stank breath in the dark part of an alley way like the rest of us. Also, Michael Jackson died of a prescription pill overdose and it's looking like Whitney didn't take any illegal drugs before she went up to star in Heaven's remake of Sparkle with Aaliyah. It is kind of bizarre that Xanax and Valium are completely legal, yet whenever my weed man comes to visit, I have to pat him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire tap. Actually, that's not why I pat him down. I pat him down because he lets me and it's pretty much the only kind of action I get.

Anyway, Pepaw Tony means well and some of what he says sort of makes sense if you think about how many billions are spent and how many people die from the war on drugs shit. But that's some shit for a different day. I think what Tony is really trying to say is that he wants to be able to buy a damn joint wherever he goes.

Here's a few pictures from Clive Davis' gala last night and let me predict the future by typing what you're going to think in about 5 seconds: What in the name of veiny titty balls was Kim Kardashian doing there?! Call me Miss Cleo.

In order: Toni Braxton, Rita Wilson & Tom Hanks, nobody, Glamberace, Amber Rose (no comment on those Klingon brows and gremlin lips), Diana Ross, a Diana Ross wannabe and Our Lady of Perpetual Cheetos.

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Submitted by Athenys on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:18am.

Wow, you can totally tell Kunstrashian is sporting smaller versions of Christina Hendrick's bolted-on-beachballs. Keep on lying about not having anything done Kim...
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1. why the F is Kim Lardassian there?
2. why the F is Amber Rose aka hosebeast there?

1. Famewhoring. It's her only discernible talent, aside from sucking...quite literally.
2. See #1

Submitted by joker316 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:03pm.

Britney looks good here love her.

Submitted by Snowblood on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:52pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:57am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnk78TTj8to

what?... just thought it went well with your sentiment.

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Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:53pm.

I guess Kim is feeling better. The top half of her body looks bizarre in that dress. Smushed down...

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:18am.

ewwww Brits ankle, jeez, put a bandaid on that shit!

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Submitted by anna hannah on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:13am.

Tony Bennett is a moron. Legalizing drugs will not prevent further deaths and addictions to drugs. Whitney died of a combination of Xanax, Alcohol and probably other RX medications mixed in, none of these are illegal and she obtained them the same way many others due, through a doctor and perscriptions. Whitney once said Crack is Cheap and I make too much money to do cheap drugs. Well that was a lie and a laugh and she was finally done in with her own perscriptions mixed with BOOZE. Plain and simple nothing sinister and no need for Conspiracy Theorists to start waving flags, she killed herself, not in a suicide fashion but by her own stupidity end of story.

Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:06am.

*standing O for snowblood*

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 6:27am.

Submitted by Snowblood on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:39am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnk78TTj8to

what?... just thought it went well with your sentiment.

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Submitted by Snowblood on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:32am.

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To: EveryStrangersEyes

Ciao babe! I can't watch your youtube link right now; I'm in bed on Dlisted with my blackberry and my boyfriend's not too pleased with me and my incessant clicking- What's the video about? I won't be able to view it for at least another 9 hours~

Submitted by Snowblood on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 6:09am.

Tony Bennett was talking out of his ass, best intentions be damned. Whitney didn't die from being denied illegalised dope, she died from taking perhaps a couple too many Xanax (been there, done that) and slipping into her bathtub while blissfully asleep, and the drowning killed her.

She did NOT die as a result of being denied legal access to, say, heroin or cocaine or what the fuck ever. She hadn't even been smoking crack for a good long while. GOD dammit.

ALSO, FUCK Tony Bennett for encouraging the partying along with Clive Whateverthefuck & the rest of them, while an 18-yr-old young lady's mother's body lay on ice in a tub in the same damn hotel, and the girl (Bobbi Kristina)while that party is raging on, is going absolutely out of her mind trying to see her very-recently deceased Momma & the LAPD preventing her from doing so, holding her back from entering Whitney's hotel suite.

Those folks who kept that party going after being informed of her death were supposed to LOVE Whitney Houston, to RESPECT her. REALLY?? Is that respect and love????? IT IS NOT!!!

Fuck the music industry, also fuck the Academy, fuck Hollywood, fuck New York, fuck the billion-dollar studios, fuck the media monster-owners, fuck 'em all. They rape & suck & stupefy, use & sell & destroy the rarest & the brightest of us all. To make money.

Fuck 'em all, anyway, those partying soulless shit-heap-roving dung beetles from that Clive party. To hell with them all.

Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 3:52am.

Britney`s got ringworm on her leg there﹖

Submitted by LASux on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:52am.

Diana and the new young black girl sure have big ol grins for just getting the news about Whitney.

Submitted by Gem on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:28pm.

1. why the F is Kim Lardassian there?
2. why the F is Amber Rose aka hosebeast there?
3. I'm on the fence about legalizing drugs...but, I agree that many people cannot even use pot without letting it take over their lives (coughmyexhusbandcough) and (coughmybrothercough)...both those lazy S.O.B.s are now in their 50s and still smoking like they are back in high school, hiding from the po-po when they toke and drive, and can't go anywhere or do anything without weed (I mean even on a nice vacation!)...ugh

Submitted by Catsclaw on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:16pm.

To the person that commented that Xanax is mild compared to Valium. I took one Xanax before having surgery and it knocked me on my butt. I could barely keep my eyes open. Everyone responds differently to drugs.

I say keep drugs illegal. I have a friend who is a chronic pot smoker and his life is crap because of it. Laziness doesn't begin to cover it. My sister's life was nearly destroyed by drugs, and my son no longer has his father because of them, so to say I am anti-drug is an understatement. And alcohol is also a drug, and takes its toll on people, too.

RIP Whitney. Her voice was one of the most remarkable that I've ever heard.

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 8:17pm.

whether it's chocolate or heroin, our brains crave chemical reactions. researchers at uc san francisco are calling for sugar to be regulated like alcohol and tobacco due to its addictiveness and toxic health effects. meanwhile in california, cannabis dispensaries are being shut down. it's all chemicals, it's ridiculous.

besides, where would we be without psychedelics? they had such a huge cultural impact on everything from physics to music to social movements.

"It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, it's what it is ok? Keep that in mind at all times. Thank you!" -bill hicks

Submitted by deucenoir on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:45pm.

oh, tony bennett. stfu.

wtf is that cyborg kim kuntrasshian even doing there? and amber rose's "makeup" is hilarious - though i do like her dress.

Submitted by She Stinks on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:40pm.

I am very surprised to see Diana Ross at an event like this, not in full on diva mode? What is with the shoes? Yikes.

Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:39pm.

Holy Shit. Britney went so far out that she came back in again. She is now the most normal one in the room.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:28pm.

Toni Braxton used to be so pretty. WTF happened?

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:22pm.

Tony should stick to singing, because he sounds like a demented old coot here. Firstly, we don't know how she died. Secondly, it probably was drugs but apparently the legal kind. Thirdly, Tony should just STFU and sing. Fourthly, legalizing shit won't make it stop being deadly; alcohol is legal. RX drugs are legal. So his blathering makes no sense.

Take an Alzheimer pill. Tony.

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Submitted by Haribo on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:12pm.

Submitted by sonah22 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:59pm.

to be honest kim k shouldn't be no 2, 3 or whatever. we should not even talk about her. why would we?! who is she anyway? :P

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Submitted by lastdiva on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:05pm.

Britney's ankle situation - are we sure she's not mid-tatoo removal and that's just a fresh laser scar? Didn't she have a jailhouse tat there, once upon a Federline?
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Submitted by 130490laura on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:00pm.

As far as I'm aware, well unless it's changed since I went there last April, they have only legalised weed and shrooms in Amsterdam. Shrooms used to be sold in coffee shops, then they decided to make it illegal to sell them but not take them. Hard drug use and the sale of hard drugs is illegal like it is everywhere else, so that doesn't really help any serious drug addicts, just stoners. Although it is very fun if you are a tourist and are partial to the odd spliff or muffin.

Submitted by donha on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:59pm.

1. I swear, every time I see Kim K, her nose looks whittled down even more.

2. Roland looks radiant.

3. Britney's bod looks great. Now, if only she'd let a professional do her hair and makeup...

Submitted by sonah22 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:29pm.

Submitted by Haribo on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:55pm.
1) britney looks nice.
2)toni b is unrecognizable. she clearly fucked with her face. unnecessary!
3) kim k aka nobody has implants????

Agreed, agreed, and as for number 3 (though she really is a number 2! :PPP), she looks dumb with those tits, and maybe when she injects her ass even more, America will she what a fake she is. Her hips look gorgeous though. Just flawless curve on that part, and the dress is great. *slaps self for saying something nice and being a Dlisted traitor*

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:25pm.

Except for Britney & Tom Hanks, every other asshole in these pictures looks like a fucking freak. Diana Ross is seriously trying to look like Michael Jackson in "The Wiz". It's repulsive that this party was not canceled and these shallow idiots are standing there smiling for the cameras, while someone just died in the same building and her daughter was about to be (or had been) rushed to the hospital.

Submitted by Haribo on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:25pm.

1) britney looks nice.
2)toni b is unrecognizable. she clearly fucked with her face. unnecessary!
3) kim k aka nobody has implants????

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:20pm.

Hmmmm, I guess Dipshit didn't read Amsterdam is starting to make drugs illegal because of all the problems they have caused and all the riffraff they have attracted. Tourists, no more dope for you.

Submitted by sonah22 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:19pm.

Submitted by toni on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:25pm.

But if she smoked too much (weed amateur here, so excuse my ignorance) wouldn't she have also fallen asleep maybe? Some people don't get happy with weed. She herself said she felt addicted to it, maybe cause she was taking it to counter the downing affect of cocaine. *shrug*

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:19pm.

Strangely, Kim Kardashian is looking very Octomom-ish in the face.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:12pm.

I can't stop laughing at the photo TMZ has of Tony Bennett looking prayerful, while images of Whitney, MJ and Amy Winehouse were pasted on so as to appear that they are looking at him.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/12/whitney-houston-drugs-tony-bennett-michael...

Submitted by sonah22 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:09pm.

No Tony, we cannot legalize crack, lol. But weed, yes. God, yes.

Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:06pm.

MARIJUANA - LEGALIZE IT!

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Submitted by pixxxie on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 3:31pm.

That's possible, too, and it would be in the right spot if she were to spill something from about countertop or tabletop level. I still think I'd at least have turned my feet to point away from the cameras. If you just look at her from neck to above the ankles, she looks amazing.

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I have to agree her dress and body look good. I think she would look more put together had she gotten her hair really done and makeup done too. Some tights and a bra would have sealed the deal. However it's much improved from where she has been..

I've never been a fan of hers bu i do think its sad that she seems to have to have someone guiding her through her days.. :-\

Submitted by undinespragg on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 5:04pm.

Britney looks hot here. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Submitted by Get Serious on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:57pm.

Why is that piece of shit kim whoretrashian at a Grammy party? I didn't know they allowed sex tape whores into these parties...

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Submitted by toni on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:55pm.

I agree with what some of you said about Xanax, it is for anxiety and it isnt weird she would take it, especially to curb the crack woes. I think Tony just meant of weed was legal she could have smoked it up to get rid of her anxiety and sleep without the pharms, it's all I can come up with for his statement. I'd rather a stoned Whitney, laughing than her dazed out, mood swinging sad WH. Too late now, but if she fell asleep in a warm tub than maybe she had a better end than most of us will ever have.
I hope they do honor Etta also, and I would have been happy to see that old looking hag in Joan Collins Dynasty wardrobe get her ass kicked by Amber, but not this time.

Submitted by CORNDOG on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:41pm.

Re: Diana Ross's shoes?????
She has gained megga weight and has humungous bunions. This was the best shoe for her foot.

http://www.alohafootandankle.com/conditions_bunion.html

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:32pm.

Why isn't Lilo here? She was in the biz!

Submitted by Gigaboob on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:30pm.

@Spaz
I was thinking the exact same thing. These tasteless bitches. Cheesing like not a damn thing happened. Ugh..I got yo numbers, hussies.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:30pm.

At least there is no real danger of these drugs actually being legalized at this point. Unfortunately so long as demand is there, supply will follow whether they're legal a not and the devastating effects will continue.

I spoke with a woman from Amsterdam recently, and she said legalizing was not all it was cut out to be. Maybe others can confirm whether that is the case but that points to neither solution working well. I still lean more toward penalizing the seller rather than the buyer.

They should have postponed the party! Maybe they'll give her a better tribute tonight.

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Submitted by govt_cheese on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:27pm.

Tony Bennett can't get a scrip for medical marijuana?

Not only that, but - they're just letting any old whore (Kunttrash, Amber Rose) into these things? In that case - where's Lilo? So many things wrong here .... Except that Brit-Brit doesn't look like a pig. Am I awake?

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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:25pm.

I suppose if Whitney didn't die, a smackdown between Kim and Amber Rose could have happened, but its no time to be an attention whore (which the organizersof that shit should have considered). I'm amazed they still went on with that shit. All things regarding Whitney right now is a lot to take, and now the grammys, ugh.

Once again, Etta gets upstaged by another diva, go figure.

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Submitted by MinxInSpace on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:23pm.

Oh Tony, I know your heart is in the right place but I think you have no idea what you're talking about. Even when cocaine and heroin were legal, people were still OD'ing left and right. There's a lot more behind reasoning behind why shit is illegal than most people think.

Personally, I don't think legalizing anything that isn't legal now should be done. I don't want a damn doctor examining me who is high on crack or something. As for weed...meh, I don't care. I don't do it, never found any joy in it so whatever. To each their own.

Submitted by Lope on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:21pm.

I'm sorry, but Xanax? It is a very mild drug that doesn't stay in the body long and doesn't create an effect like Valium or any of that. Pharmacologically, it isn't any more harmful than aspirin. I have a hard time believing that this had anything to do with Xanax.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:16pm.

Yeah, effe Nobody and her hard ass titties!

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 4:12pm.

Do these asses, including Academy Award® Winning Actor Tom Hanks, realize how stupid they look, posing and smiling, at a party in the same damn building where Whitney died, and where her body was probably still lying for the duration? I understand that life goes on, blah blah blah, but they should have moved the festivities. Yeah, I know it's Grammy time and all the other decent venues were likely booked, but I'm sure there was a conference room available at a Best Western somewhere in LA and to me, that would have been classier. Or even a Motel 6, where at least "Nobody" would have fit in.