Tuesday, February 14th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 13th!
Looks like Mit Romney already has plans to make over the White House living room to make it feel more like home. - Danasaurus Sex
Runners-up:
"Call the maid! It looks like Ms. Helmsley's dog shit all over the room again!" - tiny monkey
If I had a dollar for every dumb bitch that tweeted she would let Chris Brown beat her. - Ikcor
via Break
LOL!! Absolutely hilarious!!!!!
You clever buggers!
Best captions ever!!! Congrats D.Sex, Tiny Monkey & Ikcor...brilliant!!
This had to be a difficult pick, because every caption I read had me weak!
I'm gonna start going by D-Sex in real life....thanks for the idea
These are all awesome! Congrats.
Screaming with laughter over these awesome captions!!! Congrats, you wicked funny whorz!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Congrats winners! Still laughing!! :D
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Congrats winners!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Those captions are hilarious! Congrats.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Yay!!!!
Lol happy v day dlisters, may you get lots of loving today.
Flava Flav's crib circa 1989.
How D. B. Cooper decorated his Craftsman Bungalow.
"Shalikla!"
lindsays new assistant surprises her and puts the final touches on lindsays suite at chateau marmont.
Because diapers are SO ghetto, Blue Ivy Carter is being paper-trained.
Taxpayers' money are of good use for the Duggars.
Beyonce's surrogate's birthin' suite hasn't been cleaned in DAYS.
Mark Zuckerberg's weekly routine of air drying all the money he finds in his washing machine after doing his laundry.
Did you go to Chris Brown's Grammy after-party? Yeah.. me neither.
After deciding all the interior decorators in LA weren't sophisticated enough, Jay-Z and Beyonce decided to decorate Blue Ivy's nursery themselves.
Klassy: The Kardashians expand their empire into the realm of home decor.
BIC to Suri: I eat $100 dollar bills for breakfast. Said from her nursery.
Ice-T and Coco's secret "Make It Rain" room.
Not only is Paul McCartney rich enough to wipe his ass with 20s but he leaves the evidence lying around.
...in the house that 50c built
Oprah queefed.
Just one of the many things Bruce Jenner has to do to just get laid!
I want to go to there!
Goopy shows off her guest house where she tries to prove she can $hit money SO much better than you!!!
Welcome to the "Hollywood beards in waiting" room.
Hoarders: the Donald Trump episode
How to give a Trump wife an orgasm.
Oprahs' living room...post queef.
Marlo Hampton also made it rain in the hotel room after she got back from the club in South Africa.
How Mitt Romney house-trained Seamus.
http://lynnguppy.blogspot.com
In Lindsay's dream, this room's next to her powder room in her glass house.
Hey, strippers can be hoarders, too!
Forget that Zestra shit, the only way Bruce Jenner can get some action is when Pimp Mama Kris rolls around naked in her favorite room.
Dammit, Vinny, where's the remote?
Honey, I told you this money laundering business would just be a big mess.
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TMZ also obtained the pictures of the room next to Whitney's bathroom.
(too soon??)
How Mitt Romney imagines the middle class.
Looks like someone has been giving a lot of blowjobs. No wonder Lindsay Lohan's teeth were wore down, stained, and broken.
See what kind of mess you make at Lil Wayne's house with all your illegal downloads!
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
Merry Christmas bitches! I'm happy your kid learned to crawl but I'm even happier that I'm dirty, filthy riiiiiiiiiiiiiich!
Blue Ivy's playroom awaits here arrival home from the hospital.
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
Lindsay better start rolling those bills. That 15 tons of Meth isn't going to disappear up her nose by itself.
Oprah is featured in the next issue of Better Homes and Gardens.
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
When asked to publish his previous years' tax returns, Rick Perry once again proved what a complete dolt he is.
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Once and for all, Michael Lohan wanted to get White Oprah good. After she ran in thinking of all the coke she could buy, he yelled "Psyche!". You can barely see the clear area behind the couch where she shoved his body once she found out that the money was fake, and worse, there was no booze in the house.
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