Matt Boner Has Slipped Out Of The Glass Closet
Matt Bomer, who has the exact genetic makeup of a brown haired Ken Doll, hasn't exactly been playing a game of spin the dildo with John Travolta behind a stack of business cards for Renee Zellweger's Beards 'R Us in the deepest part of the closet. Matt Boner fans have known about his partner Simon Halls and their three chirruns since the beginning of White Collar time, but he hasn't exactly been running through the streets in a rainbow thong while waving a peen flag. In past interviews, Matt would just wave away the personal questions and derail the interview's train of thought with the twinkles that jump off of his white teeth and the shiny rays that shoot off of his extra-soft puppy fur hair. But at the Steve Chase Humanitarian Awards, Matt thanked his family while accepting the New Generation Arts and Activism Award. Towleroad transcribed Matt's words so my lazy ass doesn't have to:
"And I'd really especially like to thank my beautiful family: Simon, Kit, Walker, Henry. Thank you for teaching me what unconditional love is. You will always be my proudest accomplishment."
Some of you sluts might be confused by Matt's words and are trying to figure out exactly what he's trying to say. Let me translate it for you into a language we all understand. Matt basically said that HE LOVES PEEEEEEN and he loves his kids too. Yes, so we should celebrate the only way we know how: by fapping to these pictures of Matt Boner's nipples TOGETHER! Don't worry, I'll keep my eyes on Matt Boner's nipples and I won't look down. We don't know each other like that.
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I think the producers of the new Superman did not select Matt Bomer because they knew he was gay and homosexual-like.
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Matt you are so fiiiiiiine!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:18pm.
This guy has always struck me as particularly slimy. Now I read that his partner is known as a "power publicist" in Hollywood. Makes you wonder how he went from soaps to his own TV show. He could be the greatest guy on earth, but something about him strikes me as an "I'll fuck anything that will get me ahead" kind of guy.
His husband may have helped him land some gigs, but I don't think Matt would take the enormous task of caring for three young boys (even if they have help) if he wasn't going to be in it for the long haul.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:36pm.
I may be in the minority here but I don't find MB's acting all that atrocious--I've seen far worse, and he has some charisma. If having a well-connected husband helped his career along, I'm guessing his looks didn't hurt, either. At all.
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I really can't pass judgment on his acting skills or lack thereof, because I could never stand to watch that shit show for more than the time it took me to change the channel. He may be classically "symmetrical" but he just seems like a smarmy little prick. He totally reminds of that preppy fucking dipshit Scott Disick.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:18pm.
This guy has always struck me as particularly slimy. Now I read that his partner is known as a "power publicist" in Hollywood. Makes you wonder how he went from soaps to his own TV show. He could be the greatest guy on earth, but something about him strikes me as an "I'll fuck anything that will get me ahead" kind of guy.
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I may be in the minority here but I don't find MB's acting all that atrocious--I've seen far worse, and he has some charisma. If having a well-connected husband helped his career along, I'm guessing his looks didn't hurt, either. At all.
This guy has always struck me as particularly slimy. Now I read that his partner is known as a "power publicist" in Hollywood. Makes you wonder how he went from soaps to his own TV show. He could be the greatest guy on earth, but something about him strikes me as an "I'll fuck anything that will get me ahead" kind of guy.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Unlike most in Hollywood, he chooses to be classy & take the high road about who he is. Good for him.
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I'm a straight woman who's had a mad crush on Matt from the first time I watched his show--the guy who plays the FBI agent is sweet as well, if not drop-dead gorgeous like MB.
He can be the gayest man in all of gaydom; I don't care. I WANT HIM! LOL
pew pew one for the team.
come sit with me matty, i have saved a spot for ya.
No idea who he is, but he's nice lookin'.
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He is very easy on the eyes.
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Submitted by Rdeadline on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 4:46pm.
Is it just me or does his face only photograph one expression?
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It's not just you. He is capable of only one expression; "pretty doll getting a colonoscopy". I've no clue why everyone is losing their shit over this guy.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
pretty, yes. decent person, apparently. actor, hell to the no
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:18pm.
Why do the gays get all the hot one's?
And why is it every single person I ran into who was employed by Mr. Walt Disney this weekend was GHEY?
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And are you kidding about Disneyland? I worked there for years about 15 years ago and I'd say easily 6 out of 10 guys were gay there.
I also worked at Knott's Berry Farm, or known buy it's ghey name Knott's Fairy Farm.
Lots and lots of beautiful eye candy at both places.
It was heaven for a fag hag
He is crazy gorgeous! Apparently he will be in an episode of Glee.
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who this? looks like a clerk at ambercrombie & bitch.
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I had no idea he was gay.
The best photo of Matt:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3t02n8NG1ql082io3_500.jpg
Huh, my gaydar must be broken because I had no clue. He is very handsome though. Those eyes are hypnotizing. I would've loved to hop on that. This point goes to the gays.
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I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
I don't even watch his show and I only know him because of that show...but I thought this was already common knowledge?
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
the pronunciation of his last name should be changed to a long a just as the speaker of the house changed his. just to be proper & all. lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Sounds to me like he's thanking his pets. Unconditional love?
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:11pm.
He's vuhry handsome in a preppy sorta way. I'd flash him my tubers if he were into the ladies
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lol at TUBERS
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
How is this news? He's been publicly out for three years. He's given interviews about it. Why the fuck can't anyone do a simple fact check anymore?
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Who dis? he looks gheyer than Sucky!
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Gorge all around. Lucky husband who gets to go home to THAT! Bet ya Matt thinks he's the fortunate one too! ;p~~~~
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
And damn you MK for making me call him Boner! Hahahaha.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by MattRyanForever on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:19pm.
I am talking about the new Superman that is about to come out with Henry Cavill. Not the crappy one with Brandon Routh and skinny mcBosh (whatever her name is). There were rumors it would go to Matt Boner but it went to Henry Cavill.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:18pm.
Why do the gays get all the hot one's?
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Uh, I feel the same about you straight ladies. You get all the men I want.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 4:53pm.
Who the hell are these people. The who awards at the what? And the dude was on Guiding Light or Secret Storm or something .
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Haha, way to date yourself! Secret Storm left the air in the 1950's, I think. (I heard it in a trivia game.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!!!!!
MissJane, I'll have to check that out. He's good-looking, just had no idea who in the heck he was.
Fank you!
Yes, he actually is very good on White Collar and he was extremely close to getting the role in Superman Returns back in 2004. I think McG had wanted to sign him, but then McG dropped out of the project because he was afraid of flying and wouldn't take an airplane to Australia to direct the movie.
Then Bryan Singer took over the project, and Bomer was still very close to the top of the list, including Cavill, Josh Hartnett (who turned down the role because he didn't want to commit to a 3 picture deal) and Brandon Routh. I'm not sure what the reason was for Bomer not getting the role, but it wasn't because of Cavill; the role went to Routh, who I thought did a very good job. Wish we could have seen more of Routh (come back Brandon, where ever you are!)
Why do the gays get all the hot one's?
And why is it every single person I ran into who was employed by Mr. Walt Disney this weekend was GHEY?
Cute boy.
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I didn't know he was gay. No gaydar, I guess. I thought he was beyond gorgeous...still do.
He's also in Magic Mike. I will watch for his fine acting skills.
He is on the show White Collar (it's a good little show if you haven't seen it). Many thought he was going to be the new Superman until he lost out to Henry Cavill. He is also from Texas. There you go.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
He's vuhry handsome in a preppy sorta way. I'd flash him my tubers if he were into the ladies.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 4:52pm.
*hands ME tissue*
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LOL, I think ME is going to need a box of em.
In my opinion he is the best looking man alive right now. A friend met him at a party and took a casual candid of him and even in a messy, terribly lit shot he is BEYOND handsome. Jesus H. You gays win that round.
Ian Sommerhalder is hot. Who is this guy?
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I have no idea who this guy is but he seems to have a very generic pretty boy face and her really does look like a gay pornstar.
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Give Me A Ken Doll ANYTIME!
Ian Sommerhalder and Henry Cavill! YES!
Who?
Matt Boner looks like, and has the name of, a porn star,
I don't mean to be insensitive, but WHO is this?
He is one of those people that on paper should be hot, but in reality he just seems nice but inspires no lusty feelings.
I hate this show and I think he's bland but for some reason I also find him ridiculously sweet. Sweet, not sexy. So I'm so happy that he can live his life in the open. His family is really cute BTW.
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Trailer Trash.
matt bomer is so gorgeous...and he appears to be a cool dude...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Who the hell are these people. The who awards at the what? And the dude was on Guiding Light or Secret Storm or something .
*hands ME tissue*