QOTD: Justin Theroux On His Relationship With Jennifer Aniston
The grown up Eddie Munster, Justin Theroux, had an interview with New York Magazine and after a swarm of cotton-killing moths tried to eat his whole shirt, he was asked about his new shit show Wanderlust (WHO CARES!!!), his work as a screenwriter (WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!!) and his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Because everything you need to know about TheAnis is on display during the photo-ops her publicist sets up, Justin ate his tongue and refused to say shit:
Theroux knows only too well that his relationship with Aniston is not just making him more famous but is also a selling point for Wanderlust. “I understand the curiosity, but other than saying I am happy, I am not going to indulge it,” he says. “That’s building your own torture device.”
"You know what a torture device is, Michael? You putting this WHO CARES trash in my eyes?" is definitely the thought that has climbed up to the think bubble above your head. But I only did it for the lightning veins and peek-a-pubes Justin is flashing in that picture above. But you know, it's a little surprising that Justin still has a full crotch bush. By now, you'd think that Jennifer would've shaved all his pubes off while he was napping and crocheted them into a thong that she wears every minute of the day so he'll always be close to her. Yeah, I bet she's already done that. Dude is totally wearing a merkin.
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Submitted by heima on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:19pm.
Thank you for demonstrating my point. I know this might sound crazy to you (that’s ok) but I LIKE it when MK makes fun of wet wonder bread.
MK - hope you read some of these comments and saw how uncharacteristic of you (at least according to us i.e. your readers) this apparent hate towards Aniston and Theroux is...you don't have to support them but please don't be a Brangeloonie either and do that indirect Aniston bashing.
I'd never actually read anything over at Celebitchy or Just Jared, so after seeing some of the comments here I gave the sites a dekko and omahgosh the absolutely sickening sycophancy towards the adulterous sluts Jolie and Pitt is unbelievable! As obvious from my remark I do like Jen - I find her a pretty harmless, does her own thing kinda personality - but I wouldn't dream of praising her to such an extent as the BL's do their Gods! And according to the profiles of the so-called writers over at Celebitchy they have degrees in English literature - but the writing is so pedestrian.
I am sticking to my MK - but no more of this bitchy, mean spirited version please!
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This guy is less than zero on the sexy meter. Blah.
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You must like the billy bob type.
It's refreshing to know that some men actually have respect for their partners and dont feel the need to discuss every aspect of their private life. He may not be divulging information about the relationship but atleast we dont have to hear him tell us all his favorite " fuck" spots (*cough* brad pitt screwing behind his grotto* cough) and how much of a "bad girl" she is.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 8:43am.
This guy is less than zero on the sexy meter. Blah.
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I am asking you nicely to either go see an optometrist, or move along! You obviously have had some damage to your retina...
What a classy, intelligent and oh so SEXY man! Damn, beats the hell out of Pitt... Did Pitt even graduate from High School?
Jennifer, you are one lucky woman...
MK, are we a little envious of this intelligent piece?
Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 2:19pm.
This is a person that got picked on? Because he looks like he grew up to the point that he is reliving his adolescence but this time he's really cool. It's all too studied and stylized and fake.
If he owns a ripped shirt at this stage of his life it was probably chewed by French moths under the direction of a stylist. He is trying way too hard.
To the women that like this, you are responsible for all these idiots that dress up like bikers on the weekend, then go back to the office on Monday.
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Well said. I admit that he's hot in the face and bod, but his sheer smarmyness and fakery...ugh. Unless you want to fuck and run, I just don't get it. I'm not walking down the street with someone who looks like every tool in the tool box.
My own personal favorite Aniston moment: When she won some TV award for Friends she held up the award and (ACTUALLY!!!!) said, "Next time, Oscar!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . waiting, waiting . . .
Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 2:31pm.
Until today I though MK was over exaggerating when he brought up brad/ang vs. jen/ (and whomever loser she is with for publicity for movies, magazines bla) loonies for either side. All involved are such boring rich snobs it’s hard to believe all this fuss. Now I get the point of the post.
Snarky? Bitter? Did any of you see Trump, who MK makes fun of advertising on HIS SITE? MK gets payment for that JUST BECAUSE many many people traffic this site for the bitter snarky writings that are intelligent as well.
OMG IF JEN IS LIKE SO BAD N DULL N STUFF WHY DO YOU LIKE ALWAYS WRITE ABOUT HER N STUFF YIPPPPEEEEEE
ANGIE--IS LIKE--A GODESS LIKE HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE UMM LIKE TOTALLY SEE THAT WEEEEEEEEEE
(baby voice) awwww everyone feel better now? GET FUCKED and look up what’s happening in Syria or what the over 100 people from the Tea Party are doing in congress today.
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Seriously, if you are so busy reading what's happening in Syria or what the Tea Party is doing, why are you wasting your time on a gossip site trying to educate us about politics and stuff?
You didn't get the point of the ones - me included - who are criticizing MK's recent posts about Aniston and her guy.
Let me explain: his writing about her are just plain bitter, no funny at all, and to me it seems like I'm reading Celebitchy and that asshole Brangaloonie called Kaiser.
The reason that brings me daily to Dlisted is MK's talent in making fun of stupid celebrities being hylarious, not bully. If I wanted to read mean spirited blogs I'd stick up for the likes of Celebitchy (and that asshole called Kaiser, yes).
Damn! I likey.
He is not admitting to sitting around with Jen poking pins into her Brangelina voodoo dolls. Can't blame him.
Oh how I would hit it !
Jen is a lucky bitch. Upgrade upgrade upgrade.
He looks like he has alot of stamina too.
I find that anyone who feels the need to hate on Aniston or Justin really needs a head exam. They are harmless and havent done anything to warrant such venom. When you hate on these two - it says alot more about who you are.
when you spell "a lot" as "alot" twice in one post, it says a lot about your lack of intelligence and education (which, in turn, explains how you could be defending that barren, narcissistic, attention-starved, untalented, publicity-seeking, lumberjack-jawed, man-chinned, desperately lonely, profoundly uninteresting, skanky little middle-aged nobody.)
Thanks for playing.
strange how vein-y man arms are so much more appealing than vein-y female arms...mucho caliente.. i'd hit it over and over again
i like jen and I can appreciate that a not so beautiful face can be rich, famous and successful in hollywood.
and yeah in spite of the "face" of SJP, she's one of my favs
WTF has this woman ever done to deserve that kind of venom?
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She was married to Brad Pitt.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 2:32pm.
Those pants look like leggings madonna would wear with a mini skirt
Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 2:19pm.
Going from picked on to attractive can be a very slippery slope with both style and life
@ Oh Dave. Please explain the photo I have attached. Brad Pitt in leather pants. The dude is almost 50 years old and walks around looking like an unwashed homeless man so this photo is one where he actually cleaned himself up a bit. :) LOL
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/11/30/brad_pitt_wears_baggy...
Until today I though MK was over exaggerating when he brought up brad/ang vs. jen/ (and whomever loser she is with for publicity for movies, magazines bla) loonies for either side. All involved are such boring rich snobs it’s hard to believe all this fuss. Now I get the point of the post.
Snarky? Bitter? Did any of you see Trump, who MK makes fun of advertising on HIS SITE? MK gets payment for that JUST BECAUSE many many people traffic this site for the bitter snarky writings that are intelligent as well.
OMG IF JEN IS LIKE SO BAD N DULL N STUFF WHY DO YOU LIKE ALWAYS WRITE ABOUT HER N STUFF YIPPPPEEEEEE
ANGIE--IS LIKE--A GODESS LIKE HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE UMM LIKE TOTALLY SEE THAT WEEEEEEEEEE
(baby voice) awwww everyone feel better now? GET FUCKED and look up what’s happening in Syria or what the over 100 people from the Tea Party are doing in congress today.
This is a person that got picked on? Because he looks like he grew up to the point that he is reliving his adolescence but this time he's really cool. It's all too studied and stylized and fake.
If he owns a ripped shirt at this stage of his life it was probably chewed by French moths under the direction of a stylist. He is trying way too hard.
To the women that like this, you are responsible for all these idiots that dress up like bikers on the weekend, then go back to the office on Monday.
Submitted by snowball on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 1:27pm.
Oh, I'd hit it. I love the combo of dark hair and eyes and his body type (yep, forearm thing too). Since he's stopped with the hair grease he's looked so much better.
Add me to the list of people who don't get the lack of snark but abundance of outright scorn in this post. Both he and Jen are pretty harmless and I can hardly blame him (or her) for saying that they don't want to talk about their relationship. Uh, don't the Holie-Shits get trash-talked because they go on and on about their relationship?
If I wanted Jen nastiness, I'll open those up at Just Jared or Celebitchy. And now I have to clean my computer with alcohol wipes just for mentioning those places.
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Completely co-sign everything you said here. Not the usual snarky fun from MK just a whole lotta bitterness. The post was the kind of post you see on Celebitchy. BTW, I got banned from Celebitchy just for saying something nice about Aniston and pointing out that BRAND-gelina turned their entire life into a brand. Apparently, I went too far with that which is weird because celebitchy is a site where you can make racist comments about Matt Damon's wife having olive skin and mock Reese Witherspoon for being a hit by a car and that wil NOT get you banned. Of course if you said shit like that about the Holy Ones you'd be gone.
Also on Justjared a commenter once posted she hoped Aniston would die in a plane crash. It got 29 "Likes". WTF has this woman ever done to deserve that kind of venom?
I'm very picky with guys but even I can say YUM and YES to this picture - the other things are best kept to myself.
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"That bitch is scary. She really needs to be sat on a tricycle asking people if they want to play a game." - billykelly789-1 on Lady GaGa (IMDB 22/07/2011)
Submitted by Niko on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 1:02pm.
t y papito
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:59am.
Now this is a celeb sex tape I would LOVE to see leaked. He is delicious, and her body is the best in Hollywood.
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oooh, cosign!
Ever since my friends forced me to go see fucking Charlie's Angels 2 and he played the bad guy...I'd jump all over him. He is sexy, in my opinion.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 1:20pm.
Seriously, accusing MK of being a loonie and saying this post is too bitter just because he dared to snark on the "man" of your idol?? Really?? I thought you sluts had a thicker skin than that :\
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No, speaking for myself, it's because there's none of MK's fun and sometimes wicked-sharp snark. This just seems mean and bitter. There was not much funny about it, it was more of an attack than something like he usually does, showing how ridiculous someone is by being snarky.
Oh, I'd hit it. I love the combo of dark hair and eyes and his body type (yep, forearm thing too). Since he's stopped with the hair grease he's looked so much better.
Add me to the list of people who don't get the lack of snark but abundance of outright scorn in this post. Both he and Jen are pretty harmless and I can hardly blame him (or her) for saying that they don't want to talk about their relationship. Uh, don't the Holie-Shits get trash-talked because they go on and on about their relationship?
If I wanted Jen nastiness, I'll open those up at Just Jared or Celebitchy. And now I have to clean my computer with alcohol wipes just for mentioning those places.
Seriously, accusing MK of being a loonie and saying this post is too bitter just because he dared to snark on the "man" of your idol?? Really?? I thought you sluts had a thicker skin than that :\
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Bravo to warmjuice, that dressing down was well on spot. Some people are just unbelievably ignorant and plain stupid.
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Auri sacra fames
I don't find him particularly attractive, and that shirt makes him look absolutely disgusting.
This man is HOT.
MK - don't tell me - you've been a brangeloonie all along?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
You're too awesome to be a BL - so what gives? Why all the hate - all disdain no snark?
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:47am.
Justin is HOT, and appears to be a man instead of a homosexual
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This is the most derpy thing I have ever read online in my life. Say this to gay soldiers who fight and give their own lives to save others- AND be told throughout until recently that you are not man enough to be gay and in the armed forces.
You are attracted to pussyboy “cool beans” type wimps- get your stupid nose out of the air, it has no right to be there.
BAWK BAWK
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:59am.
Now this is a celeb sex tape I would LOVE to see leaked.
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CO-SIGN!!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
NEW HEND ALERT!!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Damn you're bitter about these two. Most of you are...get over it, they're famous, and they're obviously fascinating to some people. AND YOU STILL TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING THEY DO, so stop saying they're boring, as it's clear you can't stay away from them. _________________________________________
No. One. Likes. You.
She could do so much better.
Talk about desperation.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
Now this is a celeb sex tape I would LOVE to see leaked. He is delicious, and her body is the best in Hollywood.
Ew, no.
Last night I read this on my phone and I was like WTF @ this whole post because it showed a picture of Aniston doing her hand prints, now I see it. Lol.
tool du jour
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Lmao @ this post. I can't get past the widow's peak tho.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Just face it loonies - Jen has moved on and moved on well!
I find him very sexy, and to be honest, what he said wasn't exactly a lie. Why indulge the public with any private details when all the press will do is spin it in a way that best fits their own stunt dreams?
Plus, he was in one of my all-time fave movies, American Pshycho, so he always gets a pass from me.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I dunno . . . he's okay looking but doesn't make me cream my panties at all. Plus, I don't know what's so hot about about just up and leaving his longtime gf for someone more famous and wealthier. Yeah, yeah, I've heard all the arguments that they weren't married, but it was still quite a douchey thing to do. Whatever happened to calling a spade a spade?
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
oh please all you people here and on Celebitchy who are so disgusted by this picture would come in your pants if it were Billy Goat Braddie Jolie.
Submitted by veronika on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:55am.
I love those 'veiny' arms in a man, too! Eat your heart out Jolie! OH, wait, she is not a man.............Sexy Justin, lucky Jen. Leaving Brad behind and moving on was the best thing that happened to you, I hope you realize that.
Ditto.
I love those sweaty road crew workers and he looks like he could be one.
There are OTHER forearm lovers here? Oh lordy, there's nothing sexier than a tan, brawny forearm in a shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
*wrings out panties*
Hmmm, a bit of a nasty post from MK on this one. All snark and no funny.
I think this guy is talented, leave him alone.
His fur situation is gross in that pic though and he looks like he gets a wax because his public line is a very feminine V shape like a woman's. Yuck. Cover that shit up!
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Dark-sided!
I have the impression that MK is a Brangeloonie because his comments on Aniston and Theroux are not snarky at all, lately, they're kind of mean spirited, actually.
Not a fan of Aniston (nor of Jolie&Pitt) but I don't get the hatred towards this woman, she's harmless and seems a fine woman to go out with on friday night.
And this guy is hot.