Introducing The New Detective La Toya
Detective La Toya has hung up her magnifying glass now that she's officially gotten to the bottom of EVERYTHING and I've been waiting to see who would inherit to her deerstalker cap. Enter crazy ass bitch Nancy Grace who wants to get to the bottom of EVERYTHING, everything being Whitney Houston's death. It's looking like Whitney's Calgon nightmare happened because she overdosed, but Nancy Grace isn't buying it. During an interview with CNN the other day, Nancy said she wants to know who gave Whitney those pills and who let Whitney drown in the tub. Dun dun dun...
"I'd like to know who was around her, who, if anyone gave her drugs...and who let her slip, or pushed her, underneath that water? Apparently, no signs of force or trauma to the body. Who let Whitney Houston go under the water? They were medicating her out the yin-yang."
"Is this going to medicate me out of the ying-yang?" is what I'm going to ask the clerk at CVS when I buy my next box of Claritin, because that is a phrase that needs to be used more often.
I'm happy that Detective Nancy is searching the foggy cobblestone streets for clues into the death of Whitney Houston since somebody has to, but somebody should also investigate why Nancy Grace suddenly cares about a case that doesn't involve a missing white woman. Something in the milk ain't clean about that.
via HuffPo
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Nancy Grace is crazy but I watch her because she is so crazy.The one I really can't stand is Jane Valez Mitchell.How many times does she have to harp on that she is a recovering addict.I am grateful she got rid of that gavel of hers and her mullet.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Did look to see if there were any scorch marks on her gravy / freebase cooking container?
Whitney had shut herself in the bathroom alone. Do some basic research first Nancy Grace you loudmouth moron.
No poop/gravy boat theory: *someone* used the gravy boat to scoop the poop out of the bath.
You know what? I'm seriously considering an olive oil, blood gravy bath right now and I am not ashamed.
This crazy bitch
yin-yang?! Can't with this cold bitch, let alone her show. She had such a HOT ASS dance partner on DWTS and she still couldn't defrost! CANNOT.STAND.HER! haha
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WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
i thought this post was about melanie griffith
fish for breakfast?! it's the new frogurt.
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*barfing*
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There was a gravy boat in the tub? I gotz lost.
Of course media whores like NG will chew this over & over like old cow cud. It's how they make a living...off the dead. *side eyes*
AND medicating out of whaaaa?.... the ying-yang? pfffffft.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:49pm.
Dang! I should've put my 'why was there no poop in the bath water" post up in here!
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Yes! That water was way too clean!!
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Nancy Grace is annoying. I'd rather watch the Lana Del Ray performance on SNL on 24/7 repeat, strapped in a la Clockwork Orange then ever have to listen to her ever again. After her over exposure during Casey Anthony's trial, I think we've all had enough of Ms. Nancy.
Yeah, 'cause she was so helpful in the Casey Anthony media trial.
Oneliner, are you serious? Or maybe alot of fucked up people have a good side because you know, they're people.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:07pm.
POOP
---yes, poop.
SHOW ME WHITNEY'S POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!! No lie, I literally fell out of my chair laughing at this new avi!!!!!! XD
F'n great! Best one yet, imo!! =p
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LOL! I love this anti-photoshop photoshopping work to make it obvious it's 'shopped'. hahahahahahahahaha (At least, that's my assumption unless Nancy Grace grew a cone-head rotfl).
I dont know, all these deaths are very suspicious....you got these artists who were breaking away from the industry and making a change in their lives for the better suddenly they turned out dead! amy winehouse was finally getting sober and clean, michael jackson exposing the reality of the music industry and you can see in "this is it" spreading a message of love and positivity and if you listen to Whitney's last album it seems she was also spreading a message of love, positivity and it seems she had gotten herself closer to god and talking at some point how the industry had become so dark....so it makes you think...
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All good cop/shit shows have buddy cops. Nancy can work WITH Det. LaToya. LaToya's work is never done.
I'm with Nancy...someone else was in that bathroom with that turkey sammich.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:06pm.
Ray J with the gravy boat in the master bath. Solved!
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Ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahaha!
It really is strange how Nancy suddenly cares about a woman that isn't white. Now if she ever gets accused of racism she can use the "I'm not racist. Some of my most televised, unwarranted wrongful death investigations are about black people" excuse.
I wish this were just as funny as the first one, but I just can't with this ridiculous cunt.
I wish this were just as funny as the first one, but I just can't with this ridiculous cunt.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:01pm.
Jack, Mr. W. LOATHES Nancy Grace. He insists that she killed her boyfriend/fiance/sex prisoner all those years ago, became a lawyer to be sure she would always get away with it,and enjoys being a power-mad ranting bitch. I've noticed that good-natured Southern Gentlemen hate Nancy Grace more than anyone else does.
I can't stand her,either-her voice triggers the neuralgia.
OT: Sit your ass down,Graceless
LEAVE NANCY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Well... There are some inconsistencies regarding Whitney's death. First cnn reports that ray-j found her in the tub, then that story is recanted and it was her "bodyguard named ray" who found her then that story was changed to her hairstylist found her now its her aunt...WTF? Tmz reported her lungs were filled with water BUT WAIT it a drug overdose? why is it that nobody can get their stories straight when it comes to these celebrity deaths? Furthermore ray-j was seen partying with her the last week of her life up until the day she died, but has anyone else noticed that little fucker hasn't been seen or heard from since the news broke? I mean wasnt he her alleged lover? someone correct me if i'm wrong but thats what i heard.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:07pm.
POOP
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I have never loved life so much.
Fucked-up singers is always dyin' in the bathroom/tub:
Elvis
Jim Morrisson
Judy Garland
No tinfoil hat mystery here. Druggies take drugs, feel bad, go to the bathroom and/or take a bath, and die.
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Nancy Grace needs to co-anchor with Alex Jones after this one. Whitney was on a bender since at least the Thursday before her death and overestimated her goody goody intake. People OD doing that all of the time.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:42pm.
she got fucked to the up on meds/and or booze, lost it, fell asleep, drowned. what is the mystery here?
---The lack of poop.
Stretching it a bit huh? Not every celeb death is a murder. Whitney died because she had ingested a lethal combo of drugs and alcohol.
Fuck off, Nancy Grace.
"There's a gravy dish at the bottom of the tub, which Whitney typically filled with olive oil to keep her skin soft."
I wanna know why her skin was so dry and crusty that she needed a GRAVY BOAT FULL of olive oil. Is that a side effect of drug/alcohol abuse?
@bree I agree Whitney made alot of poor decisions in her life but there are more of questions than answers regarding the day of her death. First it was reported that ray-j found her in the tub then that story was recanted and it was her bodyguard named "ray" then tmz reports that her hairstylist found her then that was recanted and it was said that her aunt found her... like WTF? It was reported that her lungs were filled with water BUT WAIT its a drug overdose? Why is it that nobody can get their stories straight with these celebrity deaths? Furthermore ray-j was seen partying with her up until the day she died.. anyone else notice he hasnt been seen or heard from since the news broke?
she got fucked to the up on meds/and or booze, lost it, fell asleep, drowned. what is the mystery here?
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:06pm.
Ray J with the gravy boat in the master bath. Solved!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:48pm.
Snowy, they arrested the gravy boat but had to let it go because their case had no meat on it.
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Thank you for the Clue allusion & the awful pun.
snowy - lmfaoooooo at the comments on TMZ... DIE HARVEYYYYY!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
I know when tragedy strikes, you really want to look for someone to blame. Whitney was a self-admitted alcohol, cocaine, marijuana, and prescription drug addict. Whitney's poor decision to get high then take a bath is what killed her. The only person who might possibly be at fault is the quack doctor(s) that gave her a prescription for all those damn pills. But to be honest, these kinds of people know how to play the game and play the doctors. If one quack doctor won't write them a prescription for all of their drugs then they will fake pain and go to different doctors to get the scripts they want. Or if you're a celebrity you can just write a big fat check.
*nods in agreement with anything Sweetas says right now* *would pass you a valium BUT...*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:15pm.
never mind here it is I know you are lazy
LOL :P*
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
never mind here it is I know you are lazy
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/14/whitney-houston-death-bathtub-photo/2/#com...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:41pm.
Did you see the gravy boat in the bathwater!?!?!? I am laying most of the suspicion on that gravy boat!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/14/whitney-houston-death-bathtub-photo/
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Maybe Kirstie Alley PUSHED HER UNDER THE WAWTA!!! MURDER!!!!
Jacko:
check my link down the page
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I don't get all the gravy boat comments...
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:37pm.
I heard that they don't think she drowned now because there wasn't enough water in her lungs? That's what I saw on the news last night anyways.
*not saying I agree with anything Nancy says.
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I heard that too, which means she was dead from the drugs before her head slipped under the water. Sad and tragic, yes. Murder? No reason at this point to think so.
Thank you so much guest... They got Whitney, Randy Quaid got away and now they're obviously after ME... And before you say this is cocaine induced paranoia, THEY MADE ME SNORT IT OKAY!!
Hmmm, so, no signs of force or trauma... therefore we should assume she was PUSHED under the water, after being drugged BY SOMEONE DELIBERATELY.
MURDER!!!!!
What a ghoul this woman is, to enjoy someone else's death so much.
Maybe she was loaded and hit her head against the tub, quietly went unconscious and once she stopped breathing, fell below the water? Maybe? Yes? No? I'm no Detective Nancy or anything....
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Ray J with the gravy boat in the master bath. Solved!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Oh god, this trick. What scares me is that she has young kids. Can you imagine being a parent with a kid in her kids class and having to deal with her? Ugh. Can't you see her being one of those moms who demand everything for their kids, even if it means the rest of the class suffers?
She is seriously the worst. She was so awful during the whole Tot Mom debacle, she assumed the role of "outraged crusader" without anyone asking her to, like we needed her help to be nauseated over Casey Anthony. Now she's creating this drama because it would be good for her ratings to have some kind of murder-mystery on her show.