Introducing The New Detective La Toya
Detective La Toya has hung up her magnifying glass now that she's officially gotten to the bottom of EVERYTHING and I've been waiting to see who would inherit to her deerstalker cap. Enter crazy ass bitch Nancy Grace who wants to get to the bottom of EVERYTHING, everything being Whitney Houston's death. It's looking like Whitney's Calgon nightmare happened because she overdosed, but Nancy Grace isn't buying it. During an interview with CNN the other day, Nancy said she wants to know who gave Whitney those pills and who let Whitney drown in the tub. Dun dun dun...
"I'd like to know who was around her, who, if anyone gave her drugs...and who let her slip, or pushed her, underneath that water? Apparently, no signs of force or trauma to the body. Who let Whitney Houston go under the water? They were medicating her out the yin-yang."
"Is this going to medicate me out of the ying-yang?" is what I'm going to ask the clerk at CVS when I buy my next box of Claritin, because that is a phrase that needs to be used more often.
I'm happy that Detective Nancy is searching the foggy cobblestone streets for clues into the death of Whitney Houston since somebody has to, but somebody should also investigate why Nancy Grace suddenly cares about a case that doesn't involve a missing white woman. Something in the milk ain't clean about that.
via HuffPo
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God...just when I though this odious woman couldn't be more obnoxious. Not everything is a conspiracy Nance. I think I'll stick with the authorities on this one. And what is this gravy boat? Who doesn't sip gravy in the tub.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:53pm.
Hahaha. But tell us how you really feel.
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My ex wife used to watch THIS BITCH every night... the sound of her voice makes my stomach turn. When I saw her face in the pic above I could almost hear her voice and it made my stomach turn. I would rather have Phoebe Price's basset-hound-in-heat warbley ass cuntry TWANG voice screaming in my ear for hours on end than have to even LOOK at THIS BITCH.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
*comforts sweetas* there there dear.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:32pm.
For the love of Gawd... Why the hell must we always blame and point fingers at everyone except for the one that accidentally killed themselves? No one had a gun to her head saying, "Here, take another and another"!
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True, but obviously someone could have had a gravy boat to her head....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Nancy is right!! "They" were medicating me out the yin yang this weekend too! Forced to take bong hits, threatened into drinking lots of alcohol, Xanax forced down my throat... *breaks down crying*
I'm like 11 months preggo and cranky as all hell but u bitches make me laugh all day...thank god for MK and u commenters--On topic Nancy Grace scares me hold me...
GONG Doggie!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:53pm.
Hahaha. But tell us how you really feel.
STFU YOU NOSEY CUNT!!! I HATE EVERYTHING THAT SPEWS FROM THIS BITCH'S MOUTH!!!
Ohhh, hi friend, what is your question, dear? Here's a picture of DUH TWINZ on the beach with my fat arm in the way... UH HUH, UH HUH, UNLEASH THE LAWYERZ!!!
FUCK I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
yo nancy - are you menstrual?
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Dang! I should've put my 'why was there no poop in the bath water" post up in here!
So it was Stephen Dorff with the gravy boat, in the bathroom. Next mystery, plz.
Nancy is being all emotional and shit....wtf?
Pushed? *snorts* Get some hormone therapy, Nance.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Snowy, they arrested the gravy boat but had to let it go because their case had no meat on it.
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A gravy boat in the bath just reminds me of Whitney as Fred Sanford screaming out to her people: "And bring me some gravy!!! Onion gravy!!!"
They probably concked her in the head with it. Gravy boats leave little marks.
Lol @ Whitney's Calgon Nightmare.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
ha ha Casey
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Hmm.. I wonder what TOT Mom was doing the night Whitney died?
I really hate this loud mouthed buffalo.
This woman looks absolutely psychotic
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She was wrong about me, too, guy.
Chloroform, anybody?
She's looking @ you Ray Hey. *will tune in for this* You know Jinka will be on there.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Did you see the gravy boat in the bathwater!?!?!? I am laying most of the suspicion on that gravy boat!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/14/whitney-houston-death-bathtub-photo/
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
MK you are so reported!
"Whitney's Calgon nightmare"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I heard that they don't think she drowned now because there wasn't enough water in her lungs? That's what I saw on the news last night anyways.
*not saying I agree with anything Nancy says.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
"...somebody should also investigate why Nancy Grace suddenly cares about a case that doesn't involve a missing white woman."
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Is this twat serious, PUSHED HER UNDER THE WATER!!! WTF I think all the "dancing" did joggled loose the common sense quadrant of her brain. They weren't medicating her SHE was medicating her, big difference.
This is just like Michael Jackson, they want to pretend it was someone else's fault to absolve these stars of any personal responsibility.
This cunt is nothing more that the ratings whore she is.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:33pm.
"gravy bowl" restIng at the bottom, because "she liked to add olive oil to the water for her skin". Bitch slipped and kept slipping sounds like. Squeeeek, back under she goes.
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Do what now? I know about the dumb gravy bowl picture but what do you mean.
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Apparently there were strict orders for the staff not to let Whitney take baths unsupervised. Nancy Grace is a joke (love the scumbag hat) but somebody defintiely screwed up. (Wonder how many times Whitney passed out in the bath before?)
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:30pm.
Didn't Shitters go out like this in a music video? How embarrassing.
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Yes and it was all Stephen Dorff's fault!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Ah ha ha pushed one of your links and the IPhone took me to TMZ and the tub she drowned in. Damn they must be paying under the table through the nose. And a
"gravy bowl" restIng at the bottom, because "she liked to add olive oil to the water for her skin". Bitch slipped and kept slipping sounds like. Squeeeek, back under she goes.
For the love of Gawd... Why the hell must we always blame and point fingers at everyone except for the one that accidentally killed themselves? No one had a gun to her head saying, "Here, take another and another"! She was over medicating, got fucked up and died....
Are her ratings down or something?
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hey bitch shaddup.. it aint gonna boost ratings.
she was a pill popper. end of damn story.
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Didn't Shitters go out like this in a music video? How embarrassing.
Seriously? Shut your idiot mouth, Nancy. Sometimes the most logical conclusion is the right one. Which is: she got fucked up and then passed out and drowned! The end!
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They were medicating her? SHE MEDICATED HERSELF SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS.
SHit... I think I just channeled sucky.
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NG sees conspiracies in a jar of mayonnaise.
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