Tuesday, February 14th 2012
What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Blue Ivy Carter's face twin, Ashanti, has to take what she can get, so when she sees a discarded, extra-long mattress on a darkened street, she has to get on top of it and pose, pose, pose! I get it. But what I do not get is the race car track over her chocha, the 5 o'clock shadow on her pits (I say whack it or let it grow wild), the eyelashes that look like a mini version of Mickey's fan weave in B*A*P*S, the braid band and everything else. Bitch looks like if Cherry from Punky Brewster traveled into the apocalyptic future to work at a Nascar-themed strip club. I should not look at you and have the sudden urge to run a Micro Machine over your crotch. Ashatni needs to ASTOPni!
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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:07pm.
THEY CHANGED THEIR MINDS. KEEP IT CAUSE ITS A BIOHAZARD NOW.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 3:22pm.
I always hated Ashanti's music. All her songs mostly consisted of the word "baby". Is she still dating Nelly?
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If not, then I would go out on a date with Nelly.
(973) Jersey Strong
Ashanti has a face for gospel. What does that mean? I have no idea, but that's how I feel about her.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
It looks like the tribe has spoken...and voted her hot ass mess of a sitch out the colony!
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
That's the jumpoff ensemble.
Just a housedress she can throw on to run to Walmart.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Hey, it's PocaHotMess from the Wannafuckahoochie tribe. I wondered what happened to her.
Andrei on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:37pm.
I would have sex with her.
Like I'm surprised you leetle girlie horn-dog!
I think it's awesome that she was able to lose a lot of the weight that she gained over the past few years, but someone needs to tell her that this is not the way to celebrate that fact.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Girls get your shine on as best you can cause word is that the biggest hoe of em all is coming back. Soon as her pussy heals! Blue can't possibly give the bitch the attention she craves so badly. I'm sure she feels some type of way with Adele getting all those damn grammy's.
I would have sex with her.
How do you walk in that and not show everyone your cooch, or if they are standing right next to you?
I'm sure someone noticed already, but do her shoes spell out the word "SEX"?
I have always hated that no talent ho.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:19pm.
The girls at the Pink Pussycat called, they want their costume back.
THEY CHANGED THEIR MINDS. KEEP IT CAUSE ITS A BIOHAZARD NOW.
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Just run around nekkid at this point! These outfits suck! : /
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Do Pocahontas and Sacagawea have a fashion house I don't know about????
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Ok, I am gonna get smacked but I think she has a nice body. The outfit, however, is a train wreck. She would look good in a form fitting dress, but not one that LiLo turned down for being too trashy.
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Mel Gibson needs an enema.
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:27pm.
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What a dumbass. Look at me! Oh wait let me cover myself up cuz I'm not a whore, you know.
And here she is, attempting to sit:
http://gofugyourself.com/fugshanti-2-02-2012#more-537462
She and Ciara are hands down the winners of the "Tries Too Hard" contest. Toni Braxton comes in a close second.
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Get down on it, come on and, get down on it - if you really want it
Get down on it - you gotta feel it
Get down on it
-Kool & The Gang
Yes, but at least Toni Braxton has a career of hits. Ciara & Ashanti have a career full of shits.
That is a mess.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
The girls at the Pink Pussycat called, they want their costume back. You can keep the g-string
Ashanti hasn't been the same since she shaved her sideburns.
Does ASH-anti really want upper class fashion goers to be exposed to the fumes that her trashy snatch is most likely spraying?
For god's sake put a cork in it girl, or Nelly's dick.
eeeuuuwww.
what a tool.
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Get down on it, come on and, get down on it - if you really want it
Get down on it - you gotta feel it
Get down on it
-Kool & The Gang
She must have gotten it from Cher's garage sale...
She wore an equally heinous outfit for her song tribute to Whitney on Good Morning America. I'm sure Ghost of Whitney was throwing some serious shade.
She is so pretty and that outfit is so WTF. I mean I don't have her body so that is the main reason I wouldn't wear it. But wouldn't you feel embarrassed to go out dressed like that? Like everyone is starting at you and not for a good reason?
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Insert explicit "Poke-a-****-ass" joke here.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Halloween?
Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 3:18pm.
I cannot imagine sitting down in that dress. If you don't have panties on then everyone will be able to see if you are shaved or not.
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Not exactly a panty-friendly dress. And you should NOT be able to see the cut of someone's jib while clothed.
That little tiny Puerto Rican on RuPaul's Drag Race can make himself look like all these little black raptresses I've never heard of. Each time she struts the catwalk the judges squeal "it's Nicki!". "Its Lil Kim!". She'll be this next week.
The upskirt is sooo 2007. Now we just wave our hooha in the air like we just don't curr. :p
A bar runner, some mosquito screen and a lamp shade cover...
and VOILAH!
Okay. What kind of GD outfit is Mabel running??!
A great big super herp-a-derp to me, because our dear friend, Jess, tried to recycle last year's Big Gay Prom page and she didn't get the memo that the FirstGiving page website wasn't Born This Way!! That's a lesson to all of you working people out there: No early morning bong hits! Stick to coffee and you'll do fine.
So.....two and a half angry Suri faces until the page is updated, and THANK YOU for your patience!!
In the meantime, hitch up your Pandora and dial into some elevator music of your own liking. I will be off researching Deisel porn, or whatever the hell fuckandsuck was talking about! (FAS said, "No money until the stories get better!").
And with that, I bid you all adieu until the FirstGiving webpage has been updated....
Love (& wet kisses, since it's Valentine's Day),
Mabel
Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 3:18pm.
I cannot imagine sitting down in that dress. If you don't have panties on then everyone will be able to see if you are shaved or not.
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I'm not really seeing the problem here:)
I always hated Ashanti's music. All her songs mostly consisted of the word "baby". Is she still dating Nelly?
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
What has she done in the last 10 years?
I cannot imagine sitting down in that dress. If you don't have panties on then everyone will be able to see if you are shaved or not.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I FUCKING HATE HER. 2001 IS OVER, YOU DESPERATE MONGREL!!!!!
It looks kinda art deco. I like the dress but I like heavily beaded things.
i hope that comes with built in foundation and undergarments. for some reason, the possibility of a muff flash from her doesn't do anything for me.
I thought I was so smart with the Cher thing but I guess it's blatant! See this what the stars do. Beyonce rips off underground shit that we don't know yet but if you're Ashanti's level you just search youtube for, Cher, Madonna, etc and you have enough looks to be some kind of very discounted lady gaga thing.
Whamo...lmao!!! *dons chief's headdress* *sucks in muffin top for maximum cherlike effect*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I don't know anything about her but she is pretty and has a nice healthy looking body. Just in case you were wondering if she wanted to have sex I believe I would have to say yes...that is all.
she works for chief big pimp daddy.... him have bitching Tee Pee.
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I have never loved life so much.
guys stop her career is doing great, her face was in the Muppets movie
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Cher in Half-Breed Tribute?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxoWto09Oyg
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