Beware Of Purity Bear

Have you seen this bitch Purity Bear before? Purity Bear is this total cock-blocking teddy bear who shows up in the heads of young people right when they're about to freak their way to sin. This bitch will ruin your fuck times faster than a case of the runs. Well, Purity Bear is back and this time she's getting into the head of a girl whose date wants to stain the backseat of his minivan if you know what he means. Purity Bear tells the girl that her chocha is basically pizza and she's the box, or something.

You know, that girl is a dumb bitch for listening to Purity Bear. There's something not right about that bear. That bear obviously has ulterior motives. Purity Bear wasn't trying to save that girl from making a mistake she'll later regret. Purity Bear was trying to get the peen for her own whore self. I bet that three seconds after virgin blondie went inside, Purity Bear sucked her man's dick so hard that his cardigan blew off his body. Purity Bear is more like Slut Bear!

And 3/3 of us know that Purity Bear is a shady whore.

via Christian Nightmares

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:19pm.

ESE:
Here ya go my friend:)
It's been awhile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg

Happy Valentine's week all!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:19pm.

Submitted by Mama Bear on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:20pm.
So, all virgins need a straight talkin' sista to set them right. This could be a whole new career for Wanda Sykes.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AHAHAHHA

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:17pm.

EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:44pm.

Never met a man (young or ancient) who didn't try to "mack on me"...

I apologize for lumping all males into a category. That's not fair and I sincerely take it back.

I've always wondered if I would be a rapist if I had a penis.

Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:16pm.

WTF is a purity bear? Couldn't they find a cooler animal? I hear/read bear and think pedo bear.

I want purity OTTER dammit.

The acting sucked, btw. And absolutely agree that there are some wonderful men out there who do not degrade or demean. I am currently spending just about every free moment with one.
They do exist. Maybe some women need to realize they aren't attracted to crazy? Who knows.

*shrug*

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:14pm.

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:38pm.

i'm really sorry for what must have happened to you in your life, Pippy, but not "all" men are trying to dehumanize women, and there's not a thing you can link to to convince me otherwise... good luck, and best wishes, not gonna argue with you.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:14pm.

christine the hoff on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:42pm.

but not every man is a mysoginistic asshole and not every woman is a slut. when you speak in general terms, you miss the point.

You are ABSOLUTELY correct on this point. I should have broken it down more rather than being so widely sweeping with generalities which can be perceived as prejudicial angst.

My bad.

I'm a slut btw!

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:32pm.

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:25pm.
but, they ALWAYS want to degrade women
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that's an offensive, and untrue statement that is based on NOTHING... some men cherish, and respect women, and you are fueling a bullshit falsehood by claiming that as a standard for men.
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Couldn't agree more. It's just as sexist as saying women belong in the kitchen! Asinine statements like that manage to be both degrading to normal, decent men AND a stimulus to misogynistic men to keep hating women because, hey, that's the way men are, right? They can't help it!

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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:12pm.

but not every man is a mysoginistic asshole and not every woman is a slut. when you speak in general terms, you miss the point.

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I have never loved life so much.

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:11pm.

Do I think all men are evil or wish to do women harm? No. But, I think they are few.

Sorry.

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:08pm.

Use your reading comprehension skills, people.

Yes, ALL men DO degrade women in one form or another. Every Bible or religious indoctrinated bullshit written by men puts women down instead of held up as an equal. Women are either treated as children or as devils in most religious texts.

There are men who want to revoke women's rights to vote in the USA because they don't like the 'way they vote'. TODAY this is happening.

Christine, the link was about men who become pedos after growing up with pure hatred towards women.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:07pm.

ESE

Hey baby! "Flashes boobs"
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I have never loved life so much.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:07pm.

Guess Purity is Paedo Bear's cousin from the black side of the family.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:06pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:31pm.

*high fives CTH*... you're a dahlin'.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:02pm.

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:25pm.
but, they ALWAYS want to degrade women
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that's an offensive, and untrue statement that is based on NOTHING... some men cherish, and respect women, and you are fueling a bullshit falsehood by claiming that as a standard for men.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:01pm.

I just went on that website and saw Stains! WFT?!?!?!?!? Stains is a Christian!????!!???!! oh man............... that's depressing.

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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:01pm.

@ satan

so if a man gets laid it makes him a child molester???? ummmmmmm, NO.

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I have never loved life so much.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:00pm.

Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:18pm.

So umm basically they just equated a woman's worth to an empty pizza box. So ladies, listen up. Sex is the only thing of value that you have and once you give that up you will be discarded and would have as much use to society as an empty pizza box. Forget about getting an education, searching for a cure for cancer or any such notion. Infact don't even finish high school, because once you remain a virgin until marriage, you'll be the bestest, most wonderfulest, rainbows shine out your strawberry channel woman that has ever existed and that's all that matters.

I can't deal with such fuckery.
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THISSSSSSS

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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:57pm.

SomeLikeItHot on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:18pm.

Men often revert to degrading women. It's sad. I don't know if it's the testosterone or what, but, they ALWAYS want to degrade women:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/

Eventually, when men degrade women enough, they stop desiring women at all and instead become pederasts who prey on little boys, much like is going on in Afghanistan right now, where women are treated as chattel and little boys are sold by their poor fathers to the pedos. You can watch the movie for free on Frontline's website, it's absolutely harrowing:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/dancingboys/

Submitted by pohyah on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:54pm.

Ha, I love the bit about virgins who wait having a higher success rate. A success rate at what? being fucking boring up tight virgins!

I do Pagents!

Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:54pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:47pm.

Whooop Whooop Whoooop
-What was that?!
Joan Rivers C3PO: THAT was my Virgin Alarm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=342HytXaoL4
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I was listening, right when the alarm goes off, my intercom rings.... *urk!*

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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"

Submitted by Mama Bear on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:50pm.

So, all virgins need a straight talkin' sista to set them right. This could be a whole new career for Wanda Sykes.

Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:48pm.

I can't deal with such fuckery.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:48pm.

o.k.... what fucking idiot, with a head injury thought this up, and what drooling person is going to actually follow this poor excuse for a PSA?

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:48pm.

Virgins who wait until marriage have a higher success rate...of having really shitty sex at first.

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:46pm.

Bondagebarbie on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:05pm.

Why did they make purity bear black and have a black womans voice?

How can you tell someone's race by their voice?

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:43pm.

Be greatful - these two brainwased morons should NEVER breed!

Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:42pm.

First of all, this is 2012, they couldn't have gotten a real talking bear? Teddy Ruxpin was made in the 1980's and his d@mn mouth moved and everything! (that thing terrified me btw) And why does the bear sound like a black girl who talks "white" trying to sound black; "girl" this and "girl" that? RACISTS! I'm not against absitinance, but I am against not teaching this kids how to put on a da@mn condom when they decide to "accidently" have sex.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"

-Mean Girl,Regina George

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:39pm.

It truly amazes me how so many people still believe in that middle-ages shit that sex is dirty and makes you impure. Sex is part of life, and as long as it's mutually consensual and responsible, it can be a REALLY GOOD part of life.

Ah well, I say let's celebrate that humankind has evolved to the point where at least some parts of the world can make fun of this shit, because back when religion was more powerful, we'd all get burned at the stake for that.

(Though it's surely wise not to get too comfortable, especially considering religious bigots everywhere are still very powerful and that theocracies still exist.)

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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:37pm.

Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:56pm.
Now he is suffering from a case of blue balls. Poor thing

Hehehehehe, you are right!! But not for long...! ;P

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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK

WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin

Submitted by Lily85 on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:36pm.

This has got to be the most idiotic thing I've ever seen.
Damn those stupid christians with their purity issues.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:35pm.

Staying a virgin WILL improve your chance of not catching a venereal disease.

The CDC just released a report saying that there is an incurable form of gonorrhea running rampant throughout the world and now even in the USA.

Hey, pick a partner and STICK TO HIM/HER. What is so fucking awful about that?

The plethora of life altering if not downright life ENDING diseases out there because of SEXUALLY indiscriminate behavior is mind boggling and frankly disgusting.

Hand out a vibrator instead of a condom.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:35pm.

Why did they make purity bear black and have a black womans voice?

xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by Rdeadline on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:34pm.

I would rather see some male nudity. He looks like he has a big one.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:32pm.

OT - Cardigans? The spanish fly of menswear. Bitches will half-rape the cardigan adorned. Pure, 100% wool pussy loosener.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by She Stinks on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:31pm.

Please, she came back outside and sucked him off in the car.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:31pm.

Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:56pm.
I'm sorry but this shit just annoys me.

Anyone who thinks that staying a virgin will improve your chances of not getting divorced is applying about as much logic as the pacific islanders who built airstrip towers to bring back the goods-laden US aircraft that vanished after WWII ended.

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Ha!! You mean the John Frum cult in Vanuatu!! I sailed to the island (Tanna) where they live when I was in the Navy.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by Joeb on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:29pm.

I love this! Where can I send money to these people? Can I get a whole case of Purity Bears? Thet're on the right track, but just saying "No" has never gotten a blonde anywhere. We must teach our young people to go for The Bling. She needs to respond with something intelligent like: "I'm saving my first kiss for Paris" or "Don't even think 10 carat stud".

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:29pm.

Shit, hardcore Christians can't even KISS? Goddamn. Oh and cardigan dude, don't forget, wanking when you get home is off limits, too.

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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw

Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:29pm.

Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:56pm.

Yeah - he's gonna drive straight down to skid row and pick himself up a disease-ridden hooker!
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Wyle E

"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:28pm.

Mabel: "Why can't I find last year's D-Listed donor list?"
Wynnona Ryder: "Because you're an idiot?"
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I SO wanted to publish all the amazingly hot sluts who gave last year...some very cool people came forward to raise $2000, and they did it in 24 hours, which was simply astounding! But when I searched for the old file my computers just flashed in my face and said, "Bitch please!" I'm pretty sure I heard an audio file snap three times, too.

Last year Islandgirl slutted up, reached deep into her bra and pulled out a donation all the way from Denmark! That really blew people at the Gay Alliance away--and you know everyone likes to be blown.

So everyone from last year (YOU know who you are *wink*) please consider coming back and perhaps making this an annual gift. --Last Spring, the 2011 Big Gay Prom saw 295 students from 56 different schools and 7 separate counties.---

THIS WAS BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!!

Gay Alliance staff, board members, and volunteers brought their own partners to chaperon and give LGBT youth the opportunity to see LGBT adults in healthy and happy same-sex relationships.

This amazing event exists because of YOU. Without caring adults and financial donors, the Big Gay Prom could not be the awesome experience it is. Throwing a prom is expensive and our agency is committed to keeping the event financially accessible to youth. At a $10 suggested donation, youth are better able to attend (and no youth is turned away for not being able to pay).

DONATE:

http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012

Love,
Mabel

Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:28pm.

I can't watch. That Christian Nightmares site makes me so hope the Mayans were right about 2012.

Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:26pm.

Now he is suffering from a case of blue balls. Poor thing

(973) Jersey Strong

Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:26pm.

I'm sorry but this shit just annoys me.

I mean for fuck's sake - do these people not have any education?

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Wyle E

"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:23pm.

Never heard of this brainwash hell! If I had, there's no telling what I might have got up to! Yeah, I much better like imagining the bear sucking him off 3 secs later! HAHAHAHA :P

#RealChristianNightmares

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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK

WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin

Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:20pm.

That's exactly what I was thinking!

Staying a virgin??? Piss on that then!

Submitted by ponchiks on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:47pm.

"Virgins that wait longer have a higher success rate"

A higher success rate of what?!

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Wyle E

"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:18pm.

That's exactly how my SIL and her wannabe MILF friends talk. They go to spas and enroll their year old babies in Mandarin and "creative play dynamics" classes.