Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This deception is almost movie worthy. You have a foreign born B list actress and singer who is barely known here in the US but is A list back home and has had some very interesting boyfriends in the past. Their previous choices makes you wonder how she ended up with them. Anyway, her part of the deception was simple. She found a former A list tweener and convinced him she was in like with him. He even got to fool around with her once or twice.

On the other side of the equation is a former almost A list singer. Now you feel like the singer is not far from playing casinos and state fairs. Anyway, our singer is married to a reality star and has been for quite some time. There are kids involved. So, we have the foreign born star and the singer and they have been together for about six months. The thing is they can never go anywhere when she is in LA and have to really sneak around and use her friend's apartments even with her pretending to be the girlfriend of the former A list tweener. Now though they will have several weeks together alone while they film a new show out of the country. They are going to use this time to decide if the final cut should be made and the singer can move on with the foreign born star. (CDAN)

To recap! A foreign born singer/actress, who is A-list in her country but not really know in the US, charmed some former A-list tweener dude and is only using him for show. Meanwhile, the foreign singer/actress is humping on a different former A-list singer who is on his way to hasbeenville and has kids with his reality star wife. The foreigner singer/actress and the former A-list singer are going overseas to do a reality show together and that's when they'll figure out if they want to be together. Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain.

Ohfuckit, let's just call it like this:
Foreign A-list singer/actress - Delta Goodrem?
The former A-list tweener she's using - Nick Jonas?
The former A-list singer she's really fucking on - Joel Madden?
The reality star he's married to - Nicole Richie?
The show they're doing overseas - The Voice in Australia?

There, that was easy-ish.

Which Oscar-winning star is wigging out over her badly damaged and severely thinning hair? The 40-something actress has gone from her natural red locks to bleached blonde so many times that she’s almost bald! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Paging Beyonce! Paging Beyonce! Please send your wig master to Nicole Kidman's front door. Thank you.

She’s pregnant. It’s still early but she’ll start to show soon. And she’s happy, they’re both happy, but also really, really freaking out. Because around the time of conception, they were both using rather frequently. It’s just what they do together. Besides, she thought she was past the point of another child. So it was a surprise, to say the least. A pleasant one, yes, but she’s not sure if it’s one she wants to keep. She is convinced the child will not be right. She is convinced, in her mind, in her words, that she’ll “be paying for it” for the rest of her life, in the form of care and stress, and that this will be her punishment for such recklessness - to be attached to a kid that will need her, in ways she’s afraid to imagine, forever. She’s also super paranoid that if she does have their baby and the baby has health problems, he’ll turn and blame her, and be disgusted by her, and leave her. Without all his access, it’s a totally different life. And ultimately she still wants to be desired, she prioritises being desired. It’s a decision she is agonising over but she’s running out of time.

The good news? The drugs have stopped completely. (Lainey Gossip)

I want to say Rebecca Gayheart and McSteamy, but she JUST birthed one out. I've got nothing to put into the guess box.

Posted by: Michael K

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Blind Items

Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:09am.

Blind item update: Delta Goodrem & Nick Jonas have split up.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/australian-singer-delta-g...

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 12:33pm.

can't be CZJ because she's at least 5 years older than she says she is and is probably in full menopause swing by now.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:56am.

Last one, Paula Patton and Robin Thicke? There's rumours that she is preggo again and he has freely admitted that they used to ( probably still do) both do drugs together.
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Submitted by BitchHouse on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:31am.

Never thought i'd live in a world where Joel Madden is or was ever considered an "A list singer"

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Submitted by Webberbear on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 6:59am.

I agree with the CZJ guess for the last one.

Submitted by Queef Richards on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 5:58am.

I'm going to disagree with the other posters here and say No. 3 IS Angie and Brad. I think her body weight is too low to get pregnant. I'd be surprised if she's even menstruating. "Past the point of another child" doesn't say anything about age! Plus I always thought the twins were a result of IVF.

And I think "needing to be desired" is all about her fans, and about the international political community, which seems to see her as a convenient person to raise awareness of international crises. All that could change if it comes out that she was using while pregnant. The only thing that makes me think this is not Angie is that Lainey would NEVER dare print anything derogatory about "The Jolie," even if she knew it were true.

Submitted by QueenAlice on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 5:33am.

I think the last one is Kate Moss.

Submitted by syllieness on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 5:26am.

Pamela Anderson for the last one? Idk...

I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is a good guess because her man is very powerful in the biz (certainly more than Pams footballer dude), but is she really trying to still be desirable?

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:45am.

I don't think the last one is St. Angie. She's still only in her mid-thirties - plenty of time to have another biological child. I'd look more for women in their mid-forties.

And I don't think the hair Oscar-winner is Tilda. I mean, she doesn't dye or treat her hair a lot, does she? Kidman does.

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Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:36am.

I was going to say Lindsey Lohan, but then I realized that she's never won an Oscar.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:12pm.

Submitted by bexicle on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:29pm.

yes i meant she had hodgekinsons disease, i got me he and she mixed up there, hadn't had my morning coffee.

delta did move to the uk for a short time and thats how she met that douche bag brian and hooked up with him.

but yeah delta was heavily promoted over holly, i guess she fucked the right people at sony.

and i remember when she "relaunched" her career and said she wasn't the sweet girl next door anymore she is now a raunchy woman or something.

But all she did was get a haircut and wear black eye shadows.

and now she is dating a former disney star who is ghey ghey ghey ghey ghey.

Submitted by vida80 on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:47pm.

Will and Jada for the last one!

Submitted by bexicle on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:59pm.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:05pm.

Hate to be a dick, but wasn't Delta the one who had Hodgekins disease too?

Delta never moved to England, oh no! Bryan McFadden moved to Oz to be with her and abandoned his very young kids with their cracked out mother, Kerry Katona (MK's fave). Delta even came out with that classic "I am not ready to be their stepmum".

Back when she was in Neighbours there was a lot of rivalry between cast members Delta and Holly Valance. The two tried to launch pop careers at the same time, Delta won the support of her colleagues and was heavily plugged on the show - whereas Holly gave everyone the bird and went off to England and became mildly popular in the UK and later a successful actor.

So where are they both now?
Holly Valance is about to marry billionaire Nick Candy, and because of UK laws - never sign a prenup, and Delta, after going out with uber douche McFadden, is fake fking a failed pop singer and possibly knobbing on a married man.
Being nice gets you nowhere!

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:57pm.

Submitted by CarmenElectrical on Wed, 02/15/2012 -

3. Sienna Miller or Kristen Cavalleri

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I like the Cavalleri guess and Cutler is known to be a douche.

Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:53pm.

Angelina does not need Brad. She seems to have a life of her own. Billy Goat Pitt comes off as the needy one in the relationship.
If she had a special needs child, she would probably play the martyr and increase her sainthood status. My money is on Catherine Zeta-Jones and her recent bouts of trouble.

Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown

Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:35pm.

delta is a fuckwit, she dated mark philipousis because she brought her flowers when he had hodgkinsons disease.

then he passed his dick around so they broke up and she moved to england. where she

then dated bryan mcfadden, with the short short temper and who was married at the time and who wife was expecting, YEAH NICE ONE! cuz the guy who leaves his pregnant wife for you is a keeper.

as for joe jonas, he would drop and assume the doggy style position at the sound of a guy unzipping.

and nicole is a dumbass, who should have stuck to the ginge.

bitch should have kept her BMX Bandits hair style and left it, instead of marrying closer gay and homophobic self hating tommy girl and becoming an ice queen. serves her right to go bald. im sure she can hire a surrogate to give her hair or something

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:30pm.

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Wynnona Ryder: "Because you're an idiot?"
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Last year Islandgirl slutted up, reached deep into her bra and pulled out a donation all the way from Denmark! That really blew people at the Gay Alliance away--and you know everyone likes to be blown.

So everyone from last year (YOU know who you are *wink*) please consider coming back and perhaps making this an annual gift. --Last Spring, the 2011 Big Gay Prom saw 295 students from 56 different schools and 7 separate counties.---

THIS WAS BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!!

Gay Alliance staff, board members, and volunteers brought their own partners to chaperon and give LGBT youth the opportunity to see LGBT adults in healthy and happy same-sex relationships.

This amazing event exists because of YOU. Without caring adults and financial donors, the Big Gay Prom could not be the awesome experience it is. Throwing a prom is expensive and our agency is committed to keeping the event financially accessible to youth. At a $10 suggested donation, youth are better able to attend (and no youth is turned away for not being able to pay).

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:11pm.

Tilda has superpowers we humans cannot begin to fathom. No it is not her.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:09pm.

#1 is TLDR

Submitted by dreajanexoxo on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:07pm.

I love the blind items, but I admit I scroll down to see who they "might" be before reading them and the first one is about people I don't give a crap about... The last one, too. But Nicole Kidman balding makes up for it, horrors! What a bite in the arse to have perfect skin, a skinny ass bod, but hair that looks like the dolls I used to take a scissor to before realizing it's not gonna grow back. Oops...

Submitted by xdominox on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:04pm.

As an Aussie who grew up with Delta Goodrem on my tv and radio I really want to challenge that but honestly she makes the WORST decisions when it comes to men. Wouldn't be surprised at all, sadly.