The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 15th!

He can show you his cock ring by merely lifting up his pant leg. - Migraine Sally

Runners-up:

Laugh if you must, but when I bust an old geezer fart, my feet remain on the ground. - Rocket

This gymnast was disqualified for trying to get away with doing both the rings AND the highbeams. - cs182

If you got cables I can give you a jump. - Preferred Username

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:07pm.

Too funny whores! I was too skeeved out to come up with anything, but I see the D commenters did not let me down!!

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Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:38pm.

Very funny!!!

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 10:44am.

Now, that is funny, migraine!!! Great job runner uppers! Yay!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 10:21am.

♥♥♥♥♥♥GRAINEYYYYYYYY♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Congrats all....
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012

Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 10:17am.

Migraine Sally on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 11:46am.

You are such a sweetheart. You deserve to win every day.

Congrats to all.

Fanks for making me pee myself!

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 10:16am.

Whoa! Thanks all. Congrats to my fellow winners.

Rocket, yours makes me giggle every time I read it (giggling now). I am a sucker for fart jokes!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 10:13am.

SALLY!!!!!!!!

good job all!

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I have never loved life so much.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:52am.

*bats eyelashes @MK*

I never win anything, thank you so much.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:46am.

Congrats MIGRAINE!!! Congrats also to witty runners-up, Rocket cs182, and Preferred Username!
These captions were tits!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by pamorama_j on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:44am.

Congrats winners!! Funny $hit!!!

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:40am.

SALLLLLAAAAAAYYY!! ♥♥ Congrats Rocket, cs182 and Preferred too!! And fricking SHUDDER at this pic. *covers my nipple's eyes*

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:38am.

YAY! Sally! xoxoxoxoxooxo good job Rocket and alll the winners!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:04am.

Nice line up of horz today! Congratz!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:59am.

Dead RINGER for love.

Submitted by kelstar on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:40am.

It just goes to show that the African nipple ring never really goes out of style.

Submitted by Doc Black on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:39am.

Yeah, its halftime San Francisco. And our parade is about to begin.

Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:45am.

Kelly Osbourne really needs to rethink that grey hair she been sporting.

Very unforgiving color for a young girl.

Submitted by jojodamonkey on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 12:49am.

When I asked Tom Cruise if he had ever seen The Tommyknockers, he took off his shirt and said "You mean these?"

Submitted by beware on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 12:45am.

Oh, Clint. Get a reality show and next thing we know, you can out stunt-queen a Kardashian.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 12:44am.

Fast forward to 2050 - David Beckham has no balls left so Posh has come up with a new way to handle him.

Submitted by ahtitan on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 12:36am.

I mean, I kind of assumed that Andy Rooney had love handles...but who knew?

Submitted by Swallows on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:44pm.

Chuck Norris's dad (who breastfeed Chuck BTW) proudly displays his son's first set of teething rings.

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:28pm.

National Geographic: Fire Island Edition

Submitted by crankenstein on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:13pm.

Billy Bob Thornton bares all in the next issue of Vanity Fair Magazine

Submitted by Euromutt on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:55pm.

And his ball piercings double up as toe rings ...

Submitted by pamorama_j on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:43pm.

When Billy Crystal was announced as the host of this year's Oscars, Jack Palance rose up from the grave in order to prep for some surprise nipple push-ups on stage.

Submitted by mikeRx on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:27pm.

Damn, Vincent D'Onofrio is looking ROUGH. I guess that sequel to The Cell isn't going to happen?

Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:22pm.

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Yury"
"Yury who?"
"Yurylly gonna match those knockers with that belt?"

Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:42pm.

Legend has it if you bring the rings together and peer through the hole you'll see your future.

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:30pm.

NO! NO! NO! It is "...do your EARS hang low? Do they wobble to and fro....???" Not "can you tie 'em in a knot? Tie 'em in a bow? Can you wrap them them around your balls?"!!!!!! Ppppfffttt. That does not rhyme.

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:22pm.

After failing to sale his wife's tittays "are all natural" story to us, Doug decides to show us his. Thank you, Doug. Thank you.

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:17pm.

The founder of Millions of Milkshakes has been found....he is hotter than I imagined. *suckles the tittays*

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:03pm.

Tom Selleck is looking hawt.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:44pm.

2032: I see Brad is still using his "Angies a bad girl" schtick for Oscar publicity.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:58pm.

You should see my cock ring, it's a real knee-knocker!!!

Submitted by kathleenvh on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:49pm.

PETA would rather force this fuckery on us than put a nose ring on a cow

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Submitted by kathleenvh on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:47pm.

Charlie sheen will just never give up trying to prove he's badass.

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:45pm.

If you got cables I can give you a jump.

Submitted by kathleenvh on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:45pm.

All the better to...haunt your nightmares with my dear aahhhh

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:39pm.

This weekend only at the Lovely Pines Boca Raton Dinner Theater and Bingo Palace: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo - starring Ernest Borgnine as The Girl. 5:30 PM sharp. Be there!

Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:35pm.

Russell emerged from obscurity after Katys death in 2062, still sporting the piercings from their honeymoon.