They Don't Call It The Heart Attack Grill For Nothing
WARNING: If you're an American, this story will make you TOO proud to be an American.
Las Vegas' The Heart Attack Grill is a giant slice of KFed's idea of heaven and it's a charbroiled magical emporium of greasy gross where mega fat bitches who weigh over 350lbs eat for free and where one burger can be stuffed with almost 8,000 calories. The waitresses dress like slutty nurses and they'll roll you out to your car in a wheelchair after you've eaten more calories than an entire village in Somalia eats in a year. There's even a sign warning you that it's hazardous to your health. It's the perfect place to go when you've released all the fucks in your system to make way for 10 pounds of bacon wrapped around a block of fried cheese stuffed into an entire ground up cow. So that's Heart Attack Grill and the other day, a 40-something dude put the heart attack in Heart Attack Grill when he had one while eating there.
The unnamed man walked into the Heart Attack Grill by himself and made the artery veins around his heart cringe when he picked up a menu. Then he made those artery veins pull themselves from his heart when he ordered a Triple Bypass Burger. The man ate half of the burger when he started getting the sweats and couldn't form words. His waitress/fake nurse told the owner/fake doctor (seen above) who called 911. The EMTs arrived, threw him onto a gurney and wheeled him out of the restaurant through a crowd of tourists who thought it was a stunt and took a bunch of pictures.
The owner confirms that the man had a heart attack and says that he's recovering at the hospital. The owner also tried to keep from creaming into his scrubs over the free publicity when he told Fox5Vegas that he feels sorry for the man: "I actually felt horrible for the gentleman because the tourists were taking photos of him as if it were some type of stunt. Even with our own morbid sense of humor, we would never pull a stunt like that."
See, doesn't it feel like the American flag is warmly hugging your heart? Or maybe you're having a coronary from just thinking about shoving over 4,000 delicious calories into your eat hole at one time.
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Why?
My arteries are clogging just looking at this. Urgh.
The motto here should be, Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD.
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I saw on the news report linked it's on Fremont Street which if I recall correctly is sort of the trashy section of Vegas. "If you weigh over 350 pounds, you eat free" huh. Well, that's where they'll be.
America, Fuck Yeah!
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"Don't confuse a war on religion with not always getting what you want." -Jon Stewart
Best advertising gimmick, ever.
Do people actually eat those?
Is that hat really on her head?
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:18pm.
krispe kreme burger
what is that?
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heaven on earth, if i'm correct!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger
heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
lmao ok!
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My daughter used to have that poster on her wall, yrs ago. It was up there with her Hilary Duff posters. Over the last 5-6 yrs, her choice of music and style has changed several times. The Logan poster came down and was replaced by BMTH, Mayday Parade, etc.
The signed picture of her and Hilary together still hangs proudly up there, amongst all the screamo and techno/dance bands pics. And on occasion, I hear her listening to all of her music again. I think she'll always have mad respect for Hilary and how she's conducted her life with fame. LiLo....not so much.
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by NDNchief on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:15pm.
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They have a Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, AZ. I liked it. It's better than Hooters. Twin Peaks in ABQ is cool too.
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Are you my neighbor?
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Yes and I'll be watching you sleep tomorrow night. I'm busy tonight.
Submitted by NDNchief on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:15pm.
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They have a Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, AZ. I liked it. It's better than Hooters. Twin Peaks in ABQ is cool too.
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Are you my neighbor?
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krispe kreme burger
what is that?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:51pm.
I don't remember this fucking place when I was in Las Vegas last time. Is this even located on the strip?
(I need to make a mental note to visit this place the next time I go back there)
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They have a Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, AZ. I liked it. It's better than Hooters. Twin Peaks in ABQ is cool too.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:00pm
I don't like their donuts. I love the donuts from the Giant grocery store. Soft, chewy and lots of sugar.
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Ooops, I meant the krispie kreme burger :o)
That burger of Paula Deen fame that killed Luther and has like 5,000 calories or some mess...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I don't see much difference between this restaurant and the Cheesecake Factory. Have you see the Cobb salad that the CF serves up? It's a fucking mountain of bacon, cheese, dressing and veggies. More than enough to feed 3 people.
And the cake slices are big enough to feed 2 people.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:00pm
I don't like their donuts. I love the donuts from the Giant grocery store. Soft, chewy and lots of sugar.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
ONE of those suckers could feed a family of 3-4. Trying to down it by yourself would be like entering a pro eating contest with no prior experience. My stomach hurts just thinking about it...
Still, people who go overboard know what they are getting into and they should be responsible enough to deal with the consequences. Watch '1001 Ways to Die', you'lle see plenty of idiots meet their end binge-drinking, ODing, practicing extreme sports etc. Before anyone claims that anything involving physical activity is somehow more admirable than death-by-cheeseburger, it really isn't. You are risking your life for no damn good reason either way.
I've always wondered what the krispe kreme burger taste like....I would take a bite just to see then throw it away or give it away....i'm really good at giving things away..
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I'd bite it.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:58pm
Johnny Rockets has some great tasting chocolate shakes.
they certainly do with those cool glasses with the metal handle and the fat straw.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:58pm
Johnny Rockets has some great tasting chocolate shakes.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
This is the kind of thing that makes me embarrassed to be American sometimes. There are starving people all over the world, and even right here in America and these fat fucks think it's funny to have a restaurant like this. Ugh!
I can't say that I feel sorry for anyone that really does have a heart attack while eating there.
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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SO MANY calories, they better be giving those servers some CPR trainin'!!
Tourists taking pictures? Haha Not funny though, this is awful! *smdh*
Who's the hot guy in the scrubs? :P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
My husband has eaten there while on a project. He said there were fatties in there grazing. Plus they sold unfilterd cigarettes! Oy!
There are people unable to afford food and this sort of fuckery is afoot. I fear for us as a nation.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
It looks like a rip off of johnny rockets
Fuck this sick establishment and our sick, fuckheaded nation that creates its customers.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
That is nothing compared to Epic Meal Time!
Youtube that shit if you want to induce all your internal organs to quit that bitch.
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Lol@ ketchup splattered Magritte- I always thought he was overrated anyway.
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Danka for the user name compliment. I love me some bacon, but there are limits!
Steak and Lube! LMFAO! Sounds like all the ingredients for a great Saturday night!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
God bless 'merica!
"what a country..." - Yakov Smirnoff
@BaconSlut:
Thanks for the info - I should have figured they would do something like that. I know the Quaker Steak and Lube restaurant also does the same thing if you want do their Hot Wings Challenge. Probably smart for them to do.
Your username is great!
Saw this place on the tv, I think that show best foods on the travel channel.
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I'm pretty sure that I saw a blurb on this place on the boob tube a while back. I think it stuck in my head because the story was so revolting. Anywhoooo, if I remember right, they make you sign a waiver before they serve you one of their burgers from hell.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Waiting for the guy to sue in 3...2...1...
Usually I'm all for people eating what they want when they want, but these types of foods just gross me out. It's way too overboard and each restaurant now tries to "top" each other in terms of how many slabs of food they can pile onto your plate.
I blame the consumers, not the restaurant. The consumers/eaters are the ones asking for this and lapping it up.
You get what you pay for.
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This restaurant was on a PBS roadshow featuring a food critic driving around checking out old American burger joints. The critic had a heart-attack burger but didn't die, not on camera anyway.
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Never mind all of that, these are classy, cultured people. You can tell by the Picasso and Magritte on the wall. Probably splattered with grease and ketchup.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:53pm.
8,000 calories in a burger is a sign of brainless consumerism... and way too many gluttons.
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Agreed. It just gets to a point where it's not even funny, it's plain IMMORAL.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
8,000 calories in a burger is a sign of brainless consumerism... and way too many gluttons.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I don't remember this fucking place when I was in Las Vegas last time. Is this even located on the strip?
(I need to make a mental note to visit this place the next time I go back there)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Oh, man. Don't get me started on eating contests. *wraps keyboard in duct tape*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:41pm.
Is there really anything left to say about this story, I mean why hasn't the Apocalypse happened already??
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When the Stodden girl gives birth, that is the true sign of the apocalypse.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
This is why people around the world hate the U.S. How sad when people in the world are starving to death. Like eating competitions, this showcases the absolute WORST of the U.S. I'm embarrassed that people in other countries see this.
As if being a Hooters waitress isn't bad enough, here's something else girls can aspire to.
Is there really anything left to say about this story, I mean why hasn't the Apocalypse happened already??
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Fucking disgusting.
I want a bacon cheese burger now.
Not one THAT big, but still...