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Guess who's house is where gaudy and tacky go to die painful deaths? Hint: I'm sure she's mistakenly giving a beej to one of those antler sconces while drunk as red hell. - The Berry
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Justin Bieber's hormonal meltdown at the paps could only mean one thing: our little girl got her first period! - The Superficial
Cindy Crawford's daughter is going back to the Barbizon training camp - Celebitchy
Because my brain stopped developing at the age of 12, it looks like St. Angie's got a silver vulva on her shoulder - Popsugar
Whitney Houston died so that dozens of annoying ass singers could butcher "I Will Always Love You" as a tribute to her - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
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Jakey Gyllenhaal's (s)holemate is all his again - ICYDK
Ricky Martin or the picture of my uncle from the 1970s my mom has hanging in her kitchen? - Just Jared
I really don't appreciate that Blake Lively is wearing Jem's Syngergy earring as a ring - Popoholic
I also don't appreciate that this looks like a picture of the Mickey Mouse Club's other band from the 90s: The After-Party - I'm Not Obsessed
The look on this tortured pussy's face says it all - OMG Blog
This is was me when I read that Sienna Miller is retiring from the homewrecking game - Videogum
Whitney Houston's funeral will stream live online - Celebslam
Beaver fight! - Cityrag
Fergie Ferg ruins everything including vodka - Hollywood Rag
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Is it weird that Xtina Aguilera strikes me as that girl from high school that always smelled like fish?
Xtina's house is a fucking disaster and throwing in some decent area rugs is not going to fix that horrible decor.
Eva, try not to stab Ryan Gosling in the nutsack with that chin.
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I liked the moldings in Xtina's house and some of those ceilings were gorgeous. I don't know, I don't mind her so I can't hate too aggressively.
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xtina's house is tacky...
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Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 10:32pm.
i wouldn't expect her house to look any other way - look at how she dresses. i'm disappointed by the lack of leopard print, skulls and hearts though. all that money and it looks like a mcmansion, wow.
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You don't see it from these pics, but that's exactly what her house has plenty of. At least from what I saw in InStyle magazine. Actually, I don't remember seeing that much animal print. But her theme seems to be a mixture of goth, and Alice in Wonderland.
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I like some aspects of Xtina's home. Some of the floors (the wooden and extremely shiny ones), the red wall, the chandelier in the dining room, and the chairs in the dining room even tough they are not my style but i like the colors.
Her home was featured in InStyle magazine (and I bought it) and the house didn't look bad at all. They must have been careful to get only the best parts of the house.
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this place was ugly when the osbournes lived in it, so not much has changed... though hopefully there aren't 50 not housebroken dogs shitting all over the floors and carpets.
i wouldn't expect her house to look any other way - look at how she dresses. i'm disappointed by the lack of leopard print, skulls and hearts though. all that money and it looks like a mcmansion, wow.
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Pretty much agree with most of the comments on Christina's house. Hekki made a good point - a lot of the pieces individually are nice, but someone effed up the whole concept of "less is more".
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Evil, have some wine instead (although that'll make you even more hungry. Could you eat yourself?!
Middle Fury was in her school play tonight (a "dinner theatre") where all the families had dinner and watched the show. She had a couple of singing lines (she played a farmer, in jeans and a hick shirt) and I nearly burst with pride. She was so soft voiced and small but she did her best and got a round of applause (of course I was applauding like a maniac. PAGEANT MOTHER!)
Do you have weekend plans? I have happy hour with a girlfriend tomorrow evening and then a dinner party at a restaurant Sat. night. Mr Fury came homne today from work travels and will be gone 3-4 nights next week. *sigh*
Where do you live? Ish?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:45pm.
AWWW! That is a good party if the kids cry because they have to leave! I have a girl friend who has children crying to leave any parties she throws for her kids, myself included.
YES, the Fury home sounds very busy and social! I imagine you need a rest after all the festivities!
Not much going on in the world of baked goods. Just working, and that is about it.
I am hungry but NOTHING I have in the house appeals, I don't want to go out, and any good delivery place doesn't deliver my way. *shakes fists at the heavens*
Hi Evil!
My kids party went really well, two boys cried when it was over, they all had so much fun and they were all really well-behaved.
Another Fury also had a party - my, what social calendars!
Now they have a 4 day bloody weekend.
How are you? Any new frostings I should know about?
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Christina's home is DEFINITELY a reflection of her.
I am not sure if I have ever looked at a celeb home and not found one thing I liked, but in Aguilera's house, I cannot find one thing that I would have or find tasteful, much less be envious of.
My oven, where I reside ,is so much better than Fatguilera's. At least it doesn't look like a special needs prostitute decorated it
HI FURY! How did your busy weekend turn out?
Ok that girl who fell has to be drunk or something, i mean she's taking super long to sit up
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This house is vile but aside from the front foyer, it was dreadfully tacky too, when the Osbournes were in it:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_61djkGwfEZo/RlBRPOuoyrI/AAAAAAAAAx0/QSGCuvbtbt...
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Wow. Fergie needs to lay off the plastic surgery unless she WANTED to look like a buttah face.
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Xtina thought it was all the booze making her barf when in reality it was her house.
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Ugh. Humans make me ill.
That doesn't even look like the Osbourne house anymore. Vincent Price wouldn't even buy that house if he were alive.
Xtina decorates like she does her makeup: obvious, tacky, out-dated and disgusting.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Okay I went back and really looked at the photos of Xtina's house and...
If you take one item -- a zebra chair or fancy table -- by itself, it's a nice piece. Put it in proper context in the right place and it's all good. But all that shit thrown together is a hottttt assss messss.
Because I saw some nice stuff; it's just all jumbled together, it's overkill.
Submitted by Stoney: "Good luck trying to sell that ghetto ass butthole explosion of a house without taking a massive loss, leaky tramp."
That made me LOL. But you know that there are white trash with money people who would think that was fabulous. Which is more LOL.
I'm thinking that this is only a temporary situation for Whoreienna Miller.
Wow - you'd think someone must have tried to make it that awful. Because it's REALLY awful. I can usually find something to like in a whole house that size but it's room after room of hideous fuckery. Even the outside is horrible. Wow- if this is her idea of attractive decor I simply must applaud what must have been restraint in her personal style for years now. I mean come on - those black leggings don't seem so bad when you consider that what she obviously really wants to wear is some representation of this style vomitorium.
Christina's decorator must hate her as much as her stylist. The Bunny Ranch was decorated with more finesse than that dizzying fun house.
Good luck trying to sell that ghetto ass butthole explosion of a house without taking a massive loss, leaky tramp.
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I'm going to assume that cat was decorated with an ink pen. Even American toddlers use magic markers on their pets.
Streisand would barf at that house. I've seen photos and she's got to be as anally retentive as Joan Crawford about her home. It's gorgeous.
That "decor" will bring down the selling price. Even if you remove all of that tacky furniture and paintings and rugs, the paint on the walls and the disco lighting will lower the price.
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Liberace would have been proud.
It was beautiful when Sharon Osborne had it. I loved that house!
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Old world charm on acid.
Who decorated that shit? It's like Helen Keller jumped out from behind the old timey bathtub and signed "SURPRISE!!!"
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Who decorated that shit? It's like Helen Keller jumped out from behind the old timey bathtub and signed "SURPRISE!!!"
I like her bathtub. The kitchen in the bedroom is a bit much but explains the weight gain.
That poor cat.
Is Bobby Trendy her designer? Barf
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Submitted by Phoebe on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 6:58pm.
Is there a bed in the kitchen ?
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or is there a kitchen in her bedroom?
also agree with hekki--the outside is nice...
as for the red...well, i have one wall a similar color. her entryway is kind of ugly though. the style and design of the room don't seem to jibe.
eh, whadda i know?
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My ancient browser here at work can't open the Berry because there's always fucking too much going on at the Berry, but this one pic is more than enough. That is some tacky shit. Has she never heard of a focal point for a room? I wouldn't be surprised if her kid ends up with ADHD.
Dolly Parton is going to make a SHIT-TON of money with all this warbling of Eiiiiiyiiieee Weeel Alwaaaaaaayz Lovvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee Yewwwwwwww. More cascading wigs and tight pantsuits for the Queen of Country!
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Xtina's decor is a fucking abortion. Do interior designers have slam parties where they Powerpoint the worst designs clients have come up with? If not, they should.
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I feel funny admitting this...but...I kinda like Xtina's "New Orleans whorehouse" decor.
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Trashy, tacky, whorific. That Hammer dracula movie RED is burning the FUCK out of my eyes and the purple carpet!!!!!!!!! Did she have NO GAYAORATOR to tell her these colors are CLASHING, girrrrrrlllllllllll!?!?!?!?
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tons of money but no taste
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I swear it thought it was a Jersey housewife.
That's not a house. It's an auction sale.
Is there a bed in the kitchen ?
Wasn't that the Osbornes' house before she bought it?
That cat owner should be shot!!!
Whoa, who the fuck came up with that and how much did they get paid? It's like Goth Valentines Day up in there.
The outside of the house is lovely, though.