Friday, February 17th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 16th!
Kris Humphries asked for a divorce from Kim the minute he found out he could have the exact same thing and lots of it, just without all of the talking and constant need for attention. - fosho
Runners-up:
It's hard to have a plastic fetish AND be a germaphobe at the same time. - Vern
Tom digs through inventory to find the Katie replacement part needed for her nightly reboot. - luscious_t
At Thai hotels, this is what they leave on your pillow at night. - ImpertinentVixen
Source: Gravy Holocaust via WOW Report
Yay! Thank you! congrats to other winners yall are too funny!
HAHAHA, very nice, congrats all!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Congrats fellow double-baggers!
thanks MK & everybody!
Thanks for noticing SweetASS! I was on a losing streak drier than Fishy's bagina.
*reapplies La Chay's eyebrowns*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Niiiice line-up!! Thanks for the laughs and congrats fosho, Vern, luscious_t and IV!!
THA RETURN-UH OF VERN-UH ♥♥ Happy Friday heaux!
fun friday has begun! well done winners! Yay!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Excellent job as always, sluts! Fosho!
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congrats, sluts!
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I have never loved life so much.
Congrats, weiners!
Happy Friday! BITCHES BE CRAZY!!
This is so awesome! You guys are stepping it up and showing yourselves to be the awesomest sluts around!! The donor list for the 2012 Big Gay prom is ever-growing!
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
THANK YOU to:
Machael Hardy
Wanda Martinez
MK Fan
Beakers Bitch
Carrie Vernon
Gem
Little Rascal
Phoebe Tahiti
You, too, can help make this year’s Big Gay Prom even gayer!!
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Thank you for donating!!
Love,
Mabel
xoxo!
Nice job, sluts!!
*motorboats Vern*
These are all awesome! Congrats!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Congrats fosho, (fo sho!), Vern, luscious_t, and IV! Excellent captions all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Victoria Secret casting director Sophia Neophitou assembling the rare, one-of-a-kind beauties unique enough to walk the VS catwalk.
After feeling snubbed by the blow up doll industry, A company that caters specifically to vertically challenged people decided to launch their own brand.
Tired of searching on your own? Find your true love on Match.com.
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...the end
The candy world is in an uproar after the FDA reported finding nothing wrong with Monsanto genetically engineering M&Ms.
The next generation of Kardashians, from left to right:
Kacie, Kadenza, Kady, Kaeya, Kai, Kaila, Kailani, Kaitlin, Kala, Kalani, Kalei, Kali, Kalifa, Kalila, Kalina, Kalinda, Kallan, Kallie, Kalliope, Kallista, Kama, Kambria, Kamea, Kamelia, Kameron, Kami, Kamilah, Kamilla, Kanani, Kanara, Kandace, Kani, Kanisha, Kapri, Kara, Karen, Karida, Karima & Karin
Somewhere in heaven, Michael Jackson is unwrapping his female disguises - he just HAS to sneak into that celestial girl group now that Whitney has arrived.
Chris Brown forces all of his love dolls to sign a confidentiality agreement before he enters them.
Marie Osmond sorts through Gerard Butler's order of her newest creation - The All American Ho-In-The-Bag Doll Collection.
"Courtney is that you?" (HINT: she's the one sweetly suffocating in her scintillating cellophane sack whilst her perfect plastic protrusions point perkily. Also she has scales).
Kum Tu Sun is getting an early start on finding the perfect date to the Big Gay Prom!
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DONATE TO THE 2012 “BIG GAY PROM”!
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Our donor list is growing!!
THANK YOU to:
Machael Hardy
Wanda Martinez
MK Fan
Beakers Bitch
Carrie Vernon
You, too, can help make this year’s Big Gay Prom even gayer!!
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Thank you for donating!!
Love,
Mabel
Xoxoxxo!!
Sweat shop employee mistook, "Order more baseballs for my city hos," for "Order more hos with baseball titties."
Derek Jeter's one night tricks will not be scoring this season.
Tom Cruise meticulously scours the Bitch-in-a-Bag collection, ensuring that his next wife will be a perfect size 'Xtra short/0 personality'.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Pimp Mama Kris sent a clear message to her stable...your ass can easily be replaced.
I vote for Jalynne.
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"the trees are the right height"
The brunette ScarJo Chi Chi Doll bores just as mightily as the blond.
Wonky plastic tits, half in the bag, strewn around the floor...presenting the graduates of the Tara Reid Party Girl Academy.
QVC made a merchandising deal with Britney Spears because there's always demand for a doll face with wonky nips.
HOLY SHIT! A new batch of Kardashians just arrived!
Jesus Christ, they've left off the armband and now all these Courtney Stoddens are NO GOOD.
With the inevitable demise of the Kardashians on the horizon, Andy Cohen at the Bravo factory prepares for his next big hit, "The real Housewives of Yerevan."
Funbags in fun bags.
Instead of heart-shaped boxes, Chris Brown sends pre-beaten self defense mannequins to his low self-esteem twitter followers as an expression of love.
I think Vivid misunderstood when Jolie insisted that her sex doll be nothing but the breast.
I'm surrounded by plastic tits and plastic faces all around the floor. Am I at the Oscars already?
Mama always said, like is like a box of Khardashians.....
At least they have more realistic racks than Tara Reid....
Of course, Wong Foo forgot to tell me which titty doll had the cocaine stashed in it!
Not what the transit police were expecting when someone complained of "bag ladies on the platform."
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Maddox Jolie Pitt trying to pick out the best head for his mom bot.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The year is 2020 and "3 Hole Dora the Explorer Amigo" is selling like Tacos in Tijuana!
"...Oh sexy giiiiiiiiiiirlfriend..."
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Christian singles are individually wrapped for freshness.
Demi Moore or less.
Bobby Brown now has no choice but to find a replacement for Whitney.
(Too soon?)
Oh, so that's what 60% off means.
CBS is merchandising every part of 2 Broke Girls except the muffin.
Dreamboat Doherty heard this warehouse had a stash of Chyna White.
Tom digs through inventory to find the Katie replacement part needed for her nightly reboot.
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers