Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because it's turning out to be all-animal Hot Slut Week and I'm not one to go against the natural order of shit, here's another one and probably my favorite one of all. Meet Baby, a super doggy mom from Germany who has become a maternal figure to abandoned baby animals and has nursed them out of the dark. Just like how she's nursing my soul out of the dark with that suspicious "Are you going to eat my face off or give me a no-teeth love bite?" side-eye. That is a poppin' side-eye for the ages. I just want to put it into a locket around my neck to remind me that amazing shit happens every second of the day damn.
Norbert Damm of The Lehnitz animal sanctuary near Berlin tells AP that Baby has raised cats, raccoons and all other sorts of wild creatures throughout the years. And when six little wild boar piglets were brought in after they were found in the wild (three were abandoned, three were left for dead after a hunter killed their mommy), Baby immediately became the sheep mom to their Lambert. Baby thinks the boars are her babies and hasn't left their side. But Mama Baby will soon have to sing "Goodbye" to her boar chirruns, because once they're healthy enough they'll be moved to a nature preserve to learn how to catch food for themselves. Then Mama Baby will spread her maternal love on a new litter of babies in need.
These pictures below will make you grow bulldog ovaries before getting pregnant and giving birth to a furry bundle of AWWWWWWWWs that you'll immediately hand over to Mama Baby since there's no way you can do a better job at mothering than she can. Bitch is a professional mother and if the world was a right place, she'd be in charge of raising Charlie Sheen's twins, Ali Lohan and Halle Berry's kid. Shit, she should raise all of us!
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So adorable These kind of stories are the reason I come here. While I love all the snarkiness and Michael K's wonderful sense of humor his animal pictures just melt my frozen heart. This is the kind of thing you usually never see anywhere else. That's what makes this site so special. If only people had a third of the caring and kindness of animals,this world wouldn't be nearly as fucked up as it is right now.
Last night we were awakened at 2:30 by Betsy the next door beagle raising a ruckus. My hub let out our German shepherd just to really annoy everyone and of course our boy spotted it too.
It was a big possum ! (I've never seen one) it was huddled on top of the fence out of reach of the always-annoying Betsy who just kept leaping and braying at it.
Those are odd-looking critters.
Nice coat for wild pigguses. Count me as a four-legged friend. Two-legged? meh, there's a lot of work to be done there. I agree with HUmans Off Earth Now. xoooxxoxox critters.
I dunno, those boars look scary. I wouldn't put a little doggie around them. But yes, she is very cute.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 11:03am.
reason why I prefer animals to humans
my chihuahua found a baby blue jay that fell of the tree and keep telling me to go to the bush, until I finally went to find this baby, we took him home and then climbed him up a tree so mommy could feed it (the truth mother birds will feed their babies after human touch them)
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When I was little my family and I had moved to Washington State (dad was in the Navy) into this beautiful house that had a huge backyard that was just a straight up forest that seemed to go on for miles. (I used to tell my parents that's where the dinosaurs lived) Anywho, we had all sorts of creatures out there (flying squirrels were the best) and my Welsh Corgi Smokey went over to where my mom kept the bird seed one afternoon, and just sat there smelling the bin and wouldn't move. My mom went to open the lid and sure enough a little squirrel popped out.
I love animals.
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Yes, the two legged animals are evil!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:03pm.
Moomarse - I am glad you are an undestanding human parent.
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I do love animals more than people....
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Moomarse - I am glad you are an undestanding human parent.
One of my kittehs never got over the nursing need and so my puppah Maddie took over. I couldn't figure out why her teets never went down after her last litter until I caught them sneeking off behind the couch to do the deed! Sweet and cute, but disgusting at the same time.
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Too kewt for words, especially the last picture of the baby boar givin' his doggie-mama a happy nuzzle! With li'l boar toofies and big smile!
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A freaking dorable! Animals are always good hot slut material! MY angel puppy Mamma Dixie raised thee litters of kittens, when their Mamma was tired of their neediness Dixie was there to lick their butts and even let them suckle her titties! It was really really sweet! Animals are the utmost in cool and wonderful! I surround myself with critters, it is the only thing that keeps me sane! They are my comfort and love, even when they are bad they are still good.
That's just too adorable!!
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What a sweet doggeh!!!!! Awwwwwwww.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Mmmmm. Bacon!!!!!
Salma Hayak wanna bee.
Submitted by dreajanexoxo on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 11:20am.
Sounds like this hunting thing happens ALOT there, what with the boars tearing up farmers' crops
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True enough, sometimes you got to do what you got to do.
None of those animals are in any way attractive. Those boar look like giant rats with creepy huge teeth. Fucking gross
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Nasty Pigs
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Somewhere in a forest a chipmunk got loaded & fucked a boar.
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French Bulldogs are the best!!!
I never saw or met a Boston Terrier that I did not love - they are very special dogs......it's almost religious
Sounds like this hunting thing happens ALOT there, what with the boars tearing up farmers' crops. There's an invasive breed of animals that looks a lot like these wild piggies that eat, eat, EAT like, several TIMES their own weight in plants errday and they're doing quite a bit of damage to the Eco-system. Darn.
So cute. I can't wait to eat them when they fatten up.
Baby's expression in the main pic says it all: Oh no you DIN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh my goodness MK, you are melting my heart with these adorable little creatures!!!!! ♥
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Norbert Damm is a fucking awesome name.
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I mean come on with the little boar teeth and the "happy as hell" look on the little doggie's face.
The last thumb set off my cuteness overload button and makes me want to hug people I hate.
reason why I prefer animals to humans
my chihuahua found a baby blue jay that fell of the tree and keep telling me to go to the bush, until I finally went to find this baby, we took him home and then climbed him up a tree so mommy could feed it (the truth mother birds will feed their babies after human touch them)
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Yay for Baby.
These pictures below will make you grow bulldog ovaries
Nuh uh. Any ovaries quit this bitch after my third pup. Nofuckingway, thankyouverymuch.
kthxbai
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I want one I want one!
Nanners, I hope so.
Sweet little babies!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
" I just want to put it into a locket around my neck to remind me that amazing shit happens every second of the day damn."
If only everyone in the world had this in a locket around their neck, the world would be a much better place!
The boars are gonna grow up and find the hunter who killed their mama je'e!!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I saw this yesterday on MSNBC. Those baby boars are the cutest things ever!
*send biscuits and rawhide treats to Baby for stepping up*
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Awww, so cute!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
There's a dog I could get into winning the Westminster show rather than that coiffed rat from yesterday.
That just melted my cold black heart.