Stupid Ho Calls Stupid Ho A Stupid Ho

On Watch What Happens Live last night, the Beast Vincent of hip hop, Lil' Kim, let the piping hot hate she feels for Fire Marshall Minaj (copyright: ONTD) melt her frozen face so she could move her mouth to say that only a stupid ho would write a song called "Stupid Hoe." The bitch battle royale between Kim and that dark-sided Linda Blair wannabe Nicki Minaj is alive and well. It's never going to end until they finally go at it and all that's left afterward is a patch of Barbie hair and a puddle of silicone.

I know I called Kim a "stupid ho" in my headline, but I've always liked her ass. Kim's face reminds me of La Toya Jackson's fourth generation face (I think Toy Toy's on her fifth by now) and she gave me my life motto: "You ain't lickin' this, you ain't stickin' this." That said, I can't with her ass and I can't with Nick Minaj. When it comes to female rappers, the only teams I'm on are Team KHIA and Team Oaktown 357!

Here's Nicki's arch rival at The Blondes show in NYC yesterday looking like Mufasa in Swan Lake.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:49pm.

did she just say one single coherent word?

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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:48pm.

Kim only sings about classy shit, like this:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi98g_lil-kim-feat-sisqo-how-many-licks...

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:48pm.

Nicki Minaj is terrrrible. At least Lil Kim had a few decent hits back in the day. That being said, they're both self-loathing plastic surgery obsessed assholes.

Team THEYBOTHSUCK!
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Douchechill!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:46pm.

BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!! I love it when you call me B.I.G. Papa.... ring a bell, ho?
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Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:45pm.

She did not. I saw the whole show and they kept trying to get her to talk ish and she gave into that very little IMO. I'd rather listen to lil kim than nikki any day. Nikki started this mess. I hope lil kim whoops her

I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:43pm.

Dog, LOLLLLL!!! She does have moon face! Her attempts at whatever look she wants to achieve, I'm assuming she's trying to enhance her beauty, are just a huge fail.

You see a picture of her in the 90s, and her color and nose are completely different. She must be a secret Jackson sister.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:43pm.

Eff Lil Kim and her SURPRISE! eyes, WHO is the vision in thumb #6? Why aren't there more pics of her??

I actually like Lil Kim but this "fight" is silly. In their minds it's two lions fighting over a gazelle but irl it's more like two squirrels fighting over a rotten acorn.

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:42pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:09pm.

Who is L'il Kim trying to look like???
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Michael Jackson's daughter?
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What kind of fuckery is this?