Monday, February 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 17th!
This is what happens when you leave an Energizer battery in the charger too long. - magusxxx
Runner-up:
Desperately seeking another 15 minutes, Chaz Bono attempts to convince Hefner to resurrect playgirl magazine. - Meatblocks
via Poorly Dressed
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Cracked up at those bunny captions! Congrats!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Congrats Hos! YaY Meat!!
haaaaa what a tool. Good job winners!
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Do. Not. Want.
Congrats winners!!! lmfao
Congrats, Meat!!
Hope all is well with you, man.
cool! ... thank you, thank you! ... *picks up wrappers and crushed cigabutts off the floor, dreamily imagining them to be thrown roses*
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
It's over but whatever: "stop playing this Whitney CD or the bunny dies"
You have made my day!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 10:21pm.
slash your avatar scares the shit out of me.
Oh crap. Meatblocks, that was just wrong! LMAO!
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Congrats, magusxxx and Meatblocks! Funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hurry your ass to work Kendra, me and Hank Jr gotsta eat!
Does the wireless router in the background make me look like a nerd?
Hank to Kendra. "Back to work Bitch."
chaz looks terrific
the guy in the poster needs to hurry up and pull the trigger before someone takes more pictures of this poor fool
"What's up, Dork?"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Based on the contents of the pouch, I think a more appropriate costume would be a hamster.
Year 2027: A still delusional Lindsay Lohan announces her intentions to star in The Shannon Tweed Story.
Ginger Hare (or Hairy Ginger)
Apparently, everybody really *does* want to be the Cadbury Bunny, as evidenced by this year's "Cadbury Bunny Tryouts."
When Hef said Lilo had to re-shoot her spread, very few knew just how bad it was, until now.
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The best time to plant an Oak tree is 25 years ago.
The second best time is today.
According to Chris Hanson's therapist, the MSNBC newsman's wet dreams have no precedence in the history of dream analysis.
Brian "Bunnyhumper" Brannigan has been banned from every petting zoo east of the Mississippi. If your children meet Brian, warn them not to...
Pet him.
Feed him.
or let him show you his "Hidey Hole."
"What do you mean I have to leave the funeral? Bobby said I could come." :(
I think Hugh Hefner's eyesight is going ... gone.
Clearly not a Boxers or Briefs type of guy.
dick cheney's wet dream.
Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your bow tie is a little off-center. Wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself.
Probably the only instance where attempting to commit suicide by poster is not the worst idea one will have in a day.
"Are you kidding? I wouldn't put on that costume even if I had a gun to my head!"
CUT TO:
A bear and a rabbit meet in the forest. And look what the stork brought mama bear in the spring.
"Whats up with my cock, Doc"?
It's Wabbit Season!!
You are what you eat. Sorry kids, Easter is officially cancelled.
RuPaul would be proud of that tuck!
Gunshot to the head. And you all thought it was a drug overdose that killed Chris Farley.
desperately seeking another 15 minutes, chaz bono attempts to convince hefner to resurrect playgirl magazine.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Well, Cynthia & Rojo, nobody said that potty training Max would be easy........
Put the bunny back in the box...
Rabbit ears. Check.
Cuffs. Check.
Bowtie. Check.
Silk thong. Check.
Girlfriend. Ch....shit.
PS2. Check.
Dominos phone #. Check.
Porn dvd. Check.
Baby oil & tissues. Check.
Cry myself to sleep as always. Absolutely.
Ok, tapes running, here I go....
"I am beautiful
No matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful
In every single way
Yes words can't bring me down
Oh no
So don't you *FAAAARRTTTT*
Dammit"
Another Disney star falls from grace when Thumper admits to authorities, "Bambi's mom? Yeah, I set the bitch up."
Even the guy from the poster on that wall can't stand retards.
Finally Xtina proves she can wear a maxi pad.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Rupaul's Drag Race has really gone downhill this season.
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see,
everybody stops and they staring at me,
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it,
I'm creepy and I know it.
Newt Gingrich's "open marriage" request wasn't the only shocking revelation about his past...
(sigh) Time for my shift at Hef's. I pray to God we don't run out of baby wipes this time...
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Bunny?
"Go ahead: Make my gay..."