Sunday, February 19th 2012
Birthday Sluts
David Gandy (32)
Victoria Justice (19)
Jayde Nicole (26)
Haylie Duff (27)
Arielle Kebbel (27)
Beth Ditto (31)
Gideon Yago (34)
Sunset Thomas (40)
Benicio Del Toro (45)
Justine Bateman (46)
Seal (49)
Jessica Tuck (49)
Helen Fielding (54)
Ray Winstone (55)
Jeff Daniels (57)
Michael Nader (67)
Smokey Robinson (72)
who is this man and where can we get more of him
I have no idea who David Gandy is, but I approve.
"I don't care about anything else but,
Being with you, being with you!"
HB Smokey!
As for Mr. Gandy, thank you sir may I have another?!!?!?!?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:41pm.
Naked David Gandy. Well, not naked, but pretty close and it's hot.
Oh my holy redeemer....
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I have never loved life so much.
David Gandy says he isn't gay, but im pretty sure he would have performed private gay for pay, because you don't score a gig with D&G unless you know how to get on your knees and polish.
He is still hot though :)
What is a David Gandy and how do I get one?
Damn!!!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Naked David Gandy. Well, not naked, but pretty close and it's hot.
You're welcome.
http://www.me-me-me.tv/2011/06/29/this-is-how-we-sit-when-were-watching-...
damn!
POOOHTEEEE!
Happy Birthday Victoria Justice! The show Victorious was one of the few mindless pleasures I could enjoy while undergoing chemo. And it introduced me to the beautiful Avan Jogia as seen here:
http://www.thecelebrityblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/avan-jogia-mi...
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
P.S he is nude in it.
Leave it to Michael K to turn more men gay with that photo. It is part of his wicked plan. Meanwhile, whole books have been published about David Gandy - check Amazon.
David Gandy? Yummm, Who is this tall drink of vanilla?
*Google's*
*hopes he isn't gay*
Come on MK, there are much more interesting photos of Gandy on the internet...
http://socordia.tumblr.com/post/819431007/strawberrymarble-homotography-...
DAMN who is this?
David Gandy looks like he is simultaneously pleased with himself and pleasing himself at the same time. I have no idea who he is, though...
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:26pm.
Why don't you just slither back into the hole you slimed out of, pedophile? This "FOD" is 30 years to old for you, you sick freak.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:30pm.
This CRACKED me up! HAHAHAHA
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
HB to some very sexy men today. My long-time loves: Smokey, Dex Dexter and Benecio; and my lovely new best friend pictured here.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:26pm.
David Gandy is one scorching hot FOD!
Are there photos of David presenting hole?
Why yes! Lots! www.davidgandypresentinghole.com
David Gandy is one scorching hot FOD!
Are there photos of David presenting hole?
why do people say "male model" - wouldn't "model" suffice? - we all know he's not a female model
I'd never heard of him, either (and don't care what kind of birthday he has)
Jeff Daniels - yuck! that guy always makes me nauseous. Try to avoid any movie he's in (which is pretty easy!)
This Scrote is English so he must be well endowed, a great lover, sexy, edjumacated and have at least 5 real teeth.
Happy Birthday to the great Ray Winstone.
He looks a little strange in that picture but it is nice too see a pretty man.
I seriously do not know who the FUCK he is, but what I DO know is that I would FUCK him!
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Oh, Jesus! David Gandy....BOING!
Just watched some interviews with him on Youtibe. SWOON!
Dark hair, light eyes, AND British. Perfection.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 11:16am.
Never heard of this fucker.
Happy B-day, Beth Ditto, Justine Bateman, Jeff Daniels, and Smokey Robinson.
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CO-SIGNED!
He looks like he spends too much time waxing his eyebrows and chest to pay attention to anyone around him who is not holding a camera.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
That is one beautiful man.
I'd take Victoria Justice so hard, she'd be crosseyed afterwards. 19 years old, and she looks so stunning. The cheeks do it for me, even if she might've been pumped. But at least it doesn't hurt her beauty. Aye, dios mio!
Oh, happy b-day to Ray Winstone, top-notch actor!
HB SMOKEY ROBINSON...Sweet soul music happened in no small part because of your contribution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxj1hP3dxdg
OR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNNCNCuCfv0&feature=related
Plenty of babies made to that one.
Jeff Daniels, he has that generic star name. When I look at him, I know that face from a thousand movies.
If he were Jack Daniels, he'd really be it all.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:27pm.
Dark hair and blue eyes. YAAAAAS.
CO-SIGNED.
happy birthday to gideon yago... i still want to do dirty things to him.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 11:25am.
David Gandy, whoever you are, you make me more lesbian.
Submitted by JudyT on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 12:16pm.
Is it just me or does it look like he has an alien growing in his stomach. Pregnant man anyone?
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:16pm.
Sorry, this dude looks deformed.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 1:05pm.
where do i send my $10 a month to sponsor his starving ass?
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OH HONEY! I AM EAGER TO SEE WHAT ALL OF YOUR IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS/HUSBANDS LOOK LIKE!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go Sucky go. I love you. David is my imaginary boyfriend for life.
I have never heard of him, but I googled and he's even hotter then this picture leads me to believe. Dark hair and blue eyes. YAAAAAS.
Birthday wishes to Beth, Benicio, Ray, Jeff, Smokey and other birthday sluts! A Hot tub b-day for DAVID! (with me in it) Mercy me!! :P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 11:25am.
David Gandy, whoever you are, you make me more lesbian.
Submitted by JudyT on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 12:16pm.
Is it just me or does it look like he has an alien growing in his stomach. Pregnant man anyone?
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:16pm.
Sorry, this dude looks deformed.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 1:05pm.
where do i send my $10 a month to sponsor his starving ass?
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OH HONEY! I AM EAGER TO SEE WHAT ALL OF YOUR IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS/HUSBANDS LOOK LIKE!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:16pm.
Sorry, this dude looks deformed.
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Suit yourself...more for me!
(get in line, you all)
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Do. Not. Want.
I'm my God. This is the love of.my life. He is so.handsome and sexxy. He is ranked third among male models earning wise. He has a sexy voice too. He is the guy in tight white speedos for the Dolce.and Gabana Light Blue Cologne. His next modeling campaign is with Lucky and Banana Republic. He write.a.blog for British Vogue.com.,which is very well written. He is HOT.
Sorry, this dude looks deformed.
HB licks to Benicio, Jeff Daniels (watched him in "Terms of Endearment"'just this morning!) and
Smokaaaaaay!
I used to so wang over Jeff Daniels back in the "Terms of Endearment" days....HB Mr. D.
I watched "The Usual Suspects" last night. It was amazing to me how hot Benecio, Stephen Baldwin, Gabriel Byrne and even adorable Kevin Pollack were. Now, they are all old, fat shlubs! Sad.
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The power of love is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
-Huey Lewis & The News
Happy Birthday to David Gandy, whoever he is. I just did a Google image search and well.. I'm gonna need a moment (to calm the hell down of course, what else?).
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"That bitch is scary. She really needs to be sat on a tricycle asking people if they want to play a game." - billykelly789-1 on Lady GaGa (IMDB 22/07/2011)
Good God, how do I put my eyes back in my head? Googled David Gandy. He is a British born print and runway model, most noted for Dolce & Gabbana work. Image search of him is unfuckingbelievable. Makes Gabriel Aubrey look almost plain.
Oh, and Happy Birthday Smokey! You will always be the Shakespeare of song writing.
Happy birthday to this hot guy, whoever he be, Smokey Robinson, Jeff Daniels, Seal and Justine Bateman.
where do i send my $10 a month to sponsor his starving ass? at least he has water and his fapping hand still works.
Happy birthday Benicio Del Toro, you idiot, and Smokey Robinson for some of the best pop music of the 20th century.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
HB to Benicio Del Toro. A brilliant actor.
Don't care about the rest of these folks.
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Trailer Trash.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 11:39am.
I'll take Sessy for $500, Alex. He's always been a hot bag of know-it-all to me.
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He ain't bad for 70!
LOL @ islandgirl!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Whoa....
Beth Ditto is 31 today and is 32% uglier than a troll, quick give Raul a hand rolling this beached whale back onto the surf before she starts to stink.
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
HB Jeff Daniels and Smokey Robinson.