In Case You Missed It, Blue Ivy Carter Makes Her SNL Debut
Damn Maya Rudolph for not bringing out her Nippy impersonation last night. That was one of the only reasons why I kept my eyelids propped up and didn't allow myself to fall into a red wine/fried pancakes induced coma at the foot of my bed last night. Maybe Maya thought it was sort of kind of disrespectful to do Whitney on the same day as the funeral, but she could've at least let out a "hussy" or two as Cousin Dionne. Oh well, but Maya did do Beyonce on SNL last night and Justin Timberlake (who should really quit movies for good and join the SNL cast full-time) did his best Bon Iver. Strangely enough, Justin's Bon Iver impression is also a spot-on impression of my old high school world history teacher who decorated the back seat of his Tercel with stuffed animals and ate toothpaste instead of chewing gum because it's cheaper.
In other SNL news, in two weeks, a freckled train full of drunk fuckery will crash into 30 Rock when Lindsay Lohan hosts on March 3rd. Don't ask me what LiLo is even promoting. The sea jasper industry? A new super strain of herp? Collagen? Bitch's performances in the court room aside, LiLo hasn't acted in like years and now she's doing live TV for 90 minutes? It's either going to be a mess or a MEGA mess. But you know, LiLo was kind of funny the last time she did SNL, so maybe she can do it again? Or maybe this is a cross over episode between SNL and Intervention and it's Lorne Michaels way of luring her ass into the arms of Candy Finnigan. Let's hope.
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Everyone booked to do SNL this season should protest Lilo's being rewarded with a hosting gig. To put Lilo, who hasn't worked in 3.5 years, in the same category as people who at least did something (Lana Del Rey included) to earn an invite is a slap in the face. And to go there, shows and events used to reward Whitney Houston with gigs (the MJ event comes to mind) despite knowing she was a fucked up druggie mess. Today they threw dirt on her. Mark me.
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I agree that Maya's Beyonce impersonation was a bit off.
Not sure why, because all it takes is a stinky lacefront, words & phrases such as "amazing", "elegant", "classy", "inspired", "I wrote this and orinated that", and "16 grammys", and be able to talk like a southern kid with a learning disability.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:44pm.
If she doesn't fuck up, Imma be pissed. Her formal probation ends next month and it looks like she's through with all of her damn CommServ!
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I know I will watch, just for the Schadenfreude.
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That won't happen unless someone plants a cactus on the stage. THEN we'll see the Schadenfreude. She'll start screeching how the cactus tripped her and screaming at it to move because she's Lindsay Lohan. Good times.
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Is Lindsay actually going to show up and stop with her entitlement syndrome long enough for the SNL taping? I really don't see this happening.
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That Persian chick on SNL is really funny.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:44pm.
If she doesn't fuck up, Imma be pissed. Her formal probation ends next month and it looks like she's through with all of her damn CommServ!
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I know I will watch, just for the Schadenfreude.
I LOVE Maya Rudolph!
That bit was funny and I didn't even eat any hash.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I really enjoyed this last night but the Minaj impression
was off and too Betty Boop. Fred Armisen as Prince however had me struggling to catch my breath..
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
Submitted by whippersnapper on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:44pm.
If she doesn't fuck up, Imma be pissed. Her formal probation ends next month and it looks like she's through with all of her damn CommServ!
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haaaaaa Maya Rudolph is a great Beyonce! another winner from SNL.
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Submitted by aradia07 on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:44pm.
I didn't authorize that. Can you imagine the fumigating they'll have to do after she leaves???
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:40pm.
BLOHAN is hosting SNL? Whose crappy idea was that? Wait. Is that what SHE says or what NBC confirms?
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NBC & SNL confirms it. They showed last night that she was hosting and my husband and I were "WTF?"
I think SNL chose her for ratings, because everyone will watch just for the Schadenfreude.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:40pm.
BLOHAN is hosting SNL? Whose crappy idea was that? Wait. Is that what SHE says or what NBC confirms?
Oh yes, tis true. I about fell over when I saw the ad for the upcoming disaster last night on NBS while watching SNL.
Oh and the Maya Angelou "Punked" was pretty funny too.
BLOHAN is hosting SNL? Whose crappy idea was that? Wait. Is that what SHE says or what NBC confirms?
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Ok, I laughed at SNL last night especially at "Bonne Bear".
But I had also consumed a hash donut earlier in the eveing, so everything was pretty fuckin funny.
Oh, what the hell?
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