Hot Slut Of The Day!
Thammy Gretchen, model, singer, lesbian porn star and the daughter of Brazilian superstar Queen Bottom Gretchen.
Any trick who gives you an instant lisp when you say her first name is automatically miles ahead from all of us in the Hot Slut game. But Thammy took her hotness a whole new level in 2006 when she freed the butch bitch inside of her by chopping all of her hair off, retiring her heels for good and declaring that she's a labia-loving lesbian. The SamRo of Brazil was born! Since then, Thammy has been scissoring her way through hot piece after hot piece on and off camera. Thammy made her then girlfriend Janaina Cinci the luckiest ho in every universe when she married her in the Brazilian wedding of the century in 2010. I don't know if Thammy and Janiana are still together, but Janiana would be a supreme dumb bitch if she ever stopped wrapping her legs around Thammy's neck.
Seriously, Thammy looks like she can eat you until your coochie started queefing in tongues and lady jizz started squirting out of your nipples holes. When she's done she'll leave you stumbling around looking for your head since it will feel like you orgasmed it off into another dimension. Thammy can also do this:
If one of Rojo Caliente's ovaries was fertilized with the saliva of Sporty Spice in the Jersey Shore hot tub right before somebody electrocuted the water by throwing in a computer with Hot Chicks with Douchags on its monitor, out would come Thammy Gretchen. I'm forever in love.
(Thanks Ana & João )
Wow!!!! Can't believe she's on Dlisted.
I almost fell of my chair.
You gotta make a Hot Slut of the Day with her mom ASAP, MK.
I'm gonna send pics of her to you!
Anyway, Thammy breaks up with her girlfriends the whole time and everytime she breaks up with one of them, she makes sure she goes on to talk about it on a trashy brazilian tv show called "Superpop", which is hosted by Luciana Gimenez (Mick Jagger's baby mama).
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
Submitted by bitter_sweet_33 on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 3:36am.
And yet people boo me when I say that marriage for gays will be just the same as for straights. Famewhores will get married for three seconds then split.
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uugghhh hurl
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Dear Michael, Thammy's wife name's Janaina and no, they aren't together. The marriage lasted three months..
Your Brazilian/French slut fan ;-)
A lipthtick lethbian she ain't.
too much sun! god damn, her skin is so sun damaged.
and she should go back to looking like a woman because she looks like an ugly man, but she wasn't an ugly woman.
also looking at those pics, obviously thammy is in the silicone tetas balls because every girl she is with has bolted on chichis.
I think she and samro should hook up. it will be like a lesbian twincest thing.
Why is she dressed like Bruno Mars?
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Bitch was hot when she was taking peen so maybe she wants to get back to that!
At first I thought that was Lance Bass.
Agree with the Sam Ro comparison, though.
About porno's...I haven't seen THAT many but the ones that seemed like they were actually having a good time and really enjoying it were more average body types just enjoying one another, not being concerned about angles/lights and how they appear on screen.
Hi & bye trollops, gonna go see mah boy :D Have a great rest of the weekend!
I'm a sucker for anything sung in Portuguese. But I'd have to just listen to her CDs. I couldn't watch her sing the songs.
this chick's teeth are as yellow as her highlights...
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I have to agree with MK...she really does look like SamRo. Huh.
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 3:24pm.
Agree! Any porn is more exciting when "performers" really get into it. All the fake stuff though slightly amusing is SO boring! Hence why amateur stuff can often be so popular even without participants being "perfect" looking. Go figure!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
HAHAHAHA om my god, Thammy Gretchen as Hot Slut! She deserves the title, def!
Holy basket of fucking ugliness. What is it with these people who look like they have permanent shitstains around their eyes? She looks like she smells like a tub of shit.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:24pm.
very manly, why not just have a man?
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Typical straight (and slightly homophobic) question.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 3:05pm.
I like the lezzies but this is just a carton of ugly right here. How do you say no thank you in Portuguese?
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Não, obrigado.
Pronounciation: Naum, Oh-bree-gah-doh.
Wow, I never would have know that this was a pic of a female. She looks like a guy . . . a badly sun damaged guy!
*continues to fan self*
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Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:22pm.
I watched a Lesbea video last night...pretty, natural looking girls, not hardcore. Frankly, more porn should be like that.
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Cosign. I much prefer this stuff over the hardcore ridiculousness of some pr0n.
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Do. Not. Want.
I bet that Thammy gives killer tongue. Mmhmm.. Oh yeah. Panties useless all day. Wrapped around the lamp. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Rest of the world don't exist!
Lol, Dog. Ya better fly down here pronto.
Andrei, never felt the urge until recently. ;-)
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@Dog
I seriously want to have a steamy love affair. Right now. Yus.
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:40pm
Hehe. ;) mmmmmmmm.
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Is it getting a leetle hot in here?
*fans self*
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:40pm.
SAL?!?!?!? ♥
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Hey babe! Cute avie!!!
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That's my "irked" face. Drop in tomorrow and see qhat I haz.
*hopes Sal will drop in and stay for a while*
How're things in Paradise???
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:40pm
Hehe. ;) mmmmmmmm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:40pm.
SAL?!?!?!? ♥
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Hey babe! Cute avie!!!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Andrei...
*giggle*
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SAL?!?!?!? ♥
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Ugly.
This is what lesbians have to look at, while gay men get Matt Bomer.
Sad.
Haha. Oh, my. Memory lane!
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 3:06pm.
Sorry, sal, but it was whippersnapper who worked in the vid store.
very manly, why not just have a man?
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 3:06pm.
A LOT.
I used to work in a video store in the 90's (the same time when Clerks came out, and yes it is just like that) and our porno colletion was HUGE, we even had midget & dwarf porn!
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Exactly like that? LOL Mikey - now I picture you playing hockey on a roof like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp7ss_bTP4Y
and giving answers like these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEEj6d3GTOU&feature=related
XD
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I watched a Lesbea video last night...pretty, natural looking girls, not hardcore. Frankly, more porn should be like that.
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Fucking Classy is this you??? ♥♥♥ :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I can usually tell a gay person by their face. It is genetic.
I think Imma try the basil one. I'm a total basil freak. Love the stuff. The caramelized onion, though? Pass.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:06pm.
Yeah, there are one or two I might try. They've gotta be in stores here - they're based in Charlotte, NC.
SamRo with a tan and a smile *shrugs
they both have deep eye circles
"he would still be a chair-hurling, window-breaking, tantrum-throwing, nutless anus bag" - MK
"Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:28pm.
The concept of überbutch lezzies confuses me so plz riddle me this:
If i am a girl who's into girls why would i want to bang a peenless dude?"
Yes! I have always wondered this. The same goes for guys who dig really feminine guys. I realize love is about the person...but just...attraction-wise...what is the appeal, if you are attracted to women, of a women who is more masculine than most men?
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 3:10pm.
Mike (sorry to interrupt) but here's the herb spray. It was wrong about the nutritional count. It's 5 calories per serving and calories from fat is 5.
http://www.macees.com/home
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Interesting. Dunno, though as a it seems like it would be flavor overkill.
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It's a small bottle, hence a small squirt, so maybe not. They sure do have a lot of flavors, though, don't they?
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Regarding lesbian porn...do the vids from Lesbea.com count as "real lesbians?" those ladies are pretty--some are gorgeous--but not in a fake pornstar way, and their orgasms look pretty damn authentic to me. And of course, there's a lot of amateur vids out there, without all the fancy lighting and makeup.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:50pm.
Why do all porn chicks look like they are from New Jersey?
well, there's a secret lab right off the turnpike near Port Newark and that's where they are incubated.
(*as a native jersey girl who's a pasty, tattooed, faux-ginger that hasn't seen the sun since 1992, i can vouch for the fact that hardly anyone except the extras on reality shows about NJ actually look like that.)
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 3:10pm.
Mike (sorry to interrupt) but here's the herb spray. It was wrong about the nutritional count. It's 5 calories per serving and calories from fat is 5.
http://www.macees.com/home
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Interesting. Dunno, though as a it seems like it would be flavor overkill.
Looks like Beowulf didn't finish the job.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 3:13pm.
Hmmmmmm. I might be swaaaayed. For just a moment. Then, in the end, the peen must win.
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She's a little bit hot in that "Michelle Rodriguez gonna hurt you" way. Dayum at that ass in thumbnail #12. Where can I buy one of those?
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:51pm.
She's one rough-looking 29yo (born 11/82 according to the interwebs).
she lives in brazil which has lots of sun exposure and she probably doesn't wear sunscreen, or maybe she just don't give a shit.
hekki, i know you didn't ask me but: there's plenty of female-centred 'real' (i used quotes because personally, pornography isn't real - some of it seems authentic but ultimately it's a carefully edited fantasy) lesbian porn - you have to do research though. i've seen 'real' lesbian porn and some of it's terrible but to each their own.
i disagree with your comments about what 'real' lesbians do sexually - it's not like there's an official lesbian approved way for a woman to fuck another woman. i do agree with you that the majority of porn is made by & created for men but i think it's due to the fact that women aren't treated as sexual consumers; we're sexual objects. of course the second a woman wants to be a sexual consumer, she's a slut or worse.
Is that a herpes sore on her lip in a close-up in thumb 11? She definitely looks much older then 29.