Who Wore It Better?
I know, I should double slap myself in the face for asking a question that even hos not named Al Pacino clearly knows the answer to. But RiRi tried. RiRi said at the Grammys last week that she recently decided to follow the "If Elvira Hancock wouldn't wear it, neither am I" rules of glamour and she made that shit perfectly clear at Stella McCartney's shown London last night. Look at RiRi sexy posing hard like she's in the line-up at a Bangkok whore house and she's one beej away from meeting her quota for the month.
While I appreciate that RiRi is giving me "if Tina Turner was in Scarface" vibes, I just can't with her trying to recreate the trophy piece perfection of Michelle Pfeiffer. I mean, I'd like to see RiRi try to bust out "sedated chicken airing out its pits" moves in that dress:
RiRi needs to leave dressing like a 1980s expensive Miami coke whore to the professionals.
michelle was so damn gorgeous in scarface. i loved this dress on her. all i have to say about riri is drugs. you can fuck up your look all sorts of ways when you're high - trust.
The dress is an ugly piece of shit that looks bad on both of them and makes them look bad.
Michell Peiffer can't dance and Rihanna can't sing.
Submitted by tinyhands on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 1:48pm.
Sorry, Rhianna's facial features look a lot like a those of a down syndrome person. She is nasty, she can't sing. But I guess if JayZ likes ya, you, too can be a star. These days mediocrity passes for what once was great. I just don't get it about Rhianna - oh that's right - America is content with whatever we are told is popular and mainstream. Bitch, take that auto tuned nasal jackass braying (that you call singing?) and stick it up your fat ass. SHE should have to listen to her own music as a payback for recording that shit she calls music. She looks like a crack whore who stole Michelle Pfieffer's coture.
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its her head shape that really is the killer in rhianna's looks.. but she can't help that her head is shaped like an ice cream cone.. round and big at the top and gets smaller towards the bottom. :-x
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:23am.
Riri is stunning, but Michelle is a goddess, so classy and aging like fine wine, she is a classic beauty who is breathtaking even today, she MADE Scarface....her icy cool attitude was amazing, I love her so RiRi sorry Michelle wins every time in my book.
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RiRi looks no more a ho, than lots of other singers! She's hot so she gets attention. There, I said it! If she dressed and acted like Swifty, LAWD I'd BARF. Pfeiffer TOTALLY WINS here (although she is not a singer) but anyone who thinks they both don't look sexy, obviously is NOT in their target demographic.
Young singers today, often add a sexy image to the package. Not saying it's good or bad, unfortunately that's just how acts are sold. I don't even like RiRi's music, but there are few singers of this genre who can make it without skanking up their image. I can just imagine RiRi trying to sell songs and NOT sexing it up, a DISASTER since she can't sing... ;D
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WOW! in internet speak RiRi got pawnd!
There is a world of difference between the two.
One looks like a stone cold B1tch you want to take to the mansion and do her brains out.
The other you'd do next to the trashcan in an alley for $50.
She's next...
Sorry, Rhianna's facial features look a lot like a those of a down syndrome person. She is nasty, she can't sing. But I guess if JayZ likes ya, you, too can be a star. These days mediocrity passes for what once was great. I just don't get it about Rhianna - oh that's right - America is content with whatever we are told is popular and mainstream. Bitch, take that auto tuned nasal jackass braying (that you call singing?) and stick it up your fat ass. SHE should have to listen to her own music as a payback for recording that shit she calls music. She looks like a crack whore who stole Michelle Pfieffer's coture.
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Michelle PfiEffer wins hands down...
Today's young stars lack polish...Yes, they can be dressed by YSL Couture or Chrisian Dior or Prada or Stella McCartney, etc., etc but as the old saying goes "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear..."
Ri Ri lacks polish. Was her hairstylist drunk? Who did her her makeup? She looks washed-out! And her jewelry was gaudy and way too heavy: that gold plate around her neck is weighing her down literally. Less is More where it concerns jewelry! Too, she must take ballet lessons as well as lessons in etiquette which will teach her grace and poise which clearly she lacks as is so evident by the way she is posing in the above photo.
Michelle Pfeiffer wins Hands down, she looked amazing in that dress, when she stepped into glass elevator with Al Pacino watching her like a hungry dog.
Rihanna looks like she just crawled out of a garbage can and wrapped herself in discarded curtain.
She is gross to me. She always looks like an animal in heat. When she was younger, she was cute, but as she ages, she just looks nasty.
Rihanna looks like white trash and she aint even WHITE!
Riri is stunning, but Michelle is a goddess, so classy and aging like fine wine, she is a classic beauty who is breathtaking even today, she MADE Scarface....her icy cool attitude was amazing, I love her so RiRi sorry Michelle wins every time in my book.
Elvira Hancock has always and will always own this look. She has better dance moves too. :D
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Ughhhzzzzzfffpp't.
I've always thought RiRi was gorgeous. I think she looks best with her natural black curly hair, but the blonde is an OK look too (just not the red, that was awful). Supposedly she is hanging around Chris Brown again though...smh some things never change.
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I love the way he tries to make her laugh in this movie. The two of them had great chemistry!
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Def. Michelle! I prefer classic beauty to slightly orange looking individuals with yellow hair. She looks like a muppet.
They both wore the dress well, but Michelle gets the edge because her hair doesn't look like it was chewed off like RiRi's. She's got a serious chemical haircut going on.
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Comparing Michelle and RiRi is like comparing apples to oranges. The only thing in common worth comparing is a dress. I think RiRi is a beautiful girl. She's always going to be a bit thick--a very muscular island girl. It's really her skin that is beautiful. And I'm so glad she hasn't gotten breast implants, she looks great the way she is... She doesn't look very happy though.
There are some obvious jealous haters in this thread because Rihanna and Michelle Pfeiffer are both gorgeous women, so they can pretty much get away with wearing whatever the hell they want to wear, although I would say Michelle Pfeiffer moreso, because her thighs are slimmer.
But still?
Ri-ho-ho is killin' it!
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Hey the 80's are "back." And I don't think being a coke whore ever went away.
Oh yes Rihcycle... do what you do best!
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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*
Why is it so hard to change your fb password??? Mother fuck!!!!
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Her upper half looks pretty good in the dress, but Riri's got thick-er legs and I don't think the slit works for her, even with the weight loss. But regardless of whether or not she looks good in the dress, her hair looks like absolute shit. I think Riri can work a lot of looks, but this trashy blonde doesn't look good on her. Here it's not even just the color, though, but also the fact that it looks like somebody plopped a straightened hay-wig on her head? Somebody couldn't have put a little hair product in there beforehand, and maybe trimmed up some of the messy cut a little?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I think RiRi looks good.The blonde is way better than the kool aid red she had awhile ago and bangs suit her because it hides her big forehead.I like her new look and those gold nails are great.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This just screams, "For a bump, I'll suck your cock and swallow, and for a value-added bonus, let you do a line of coke off my ass." Bottomline: The coke whore on the right wore it better. RiRi looks straight-up "on the stroll" here. Kinda used up. She's beautiful, so it's sad she'd bust out a hooker chic ensemble and wig--not a look anyone can pull off and maintain any semblance of class. Her stylist should be deported.
RiRi's trying too hard, and that hair's not doing anything for her/ making her look either good or better. If I saw her IRL, I'd think she was a hooker, and a not very expensive one.
She looks like she was beat by Chris Brown.
Ask not what you can do for the dress, but what the dress can do for you. In that respect, this dress works for neither one of them (chest-wise). Michelle gets away with it because she is naturally classy, RiRi not so much.
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I have a night gown that looks just like that except it's purple with black lace. I would never wear something that looks like that out of the house. You have to be super fit to wear silk anyway because it shows all of the imperfections. Plus the neck line isn't very flattering. But they both look fine in their dress.
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Where are all the cool black women with fros 'n shit that are proud of their heritage?">
Diana Ross has always rocked her big black hair. She never looked better than when she wore a shiny silver gown and had hair that went three feet in all directions.
If I recall my 80s MTV history correctly, it was Tina Turner who made the viewer gasp "blonde hair?!"
Submitted by Cake666 on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:57pm.
It makes me sad. With rare exceptions, people always look best with what God gave em, whether it's hair, skin or features.
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they both look pretty good.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 11:27pm.
"Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:48pm."
Can you think of a bra that you could wear with this dress? I don't even think a pair of band aids would cut it.
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My point was, dresses like, that regardless of who it's on, make tits look unflattering. I wasn't speaking on that particular dress, just the style of dress and women who chose to go out in dresses like that or anything without a bra. I was speaking on the tit situation, itself. Not the dress. And MY OPINION is, tits look like saggy overcooked foreman grill burgers in them.
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yeah right, riri. maybe next time.
I dunno MK...looks like RiRi kinda' nailed it this time.:-)
Ol' gorilla forehead rihanna looks like a day shift hooker who's trying to upgrade to the night shift in that dress. Major upgrade FAIL...
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Not a big fan of cut of the dress (especially the lower part-looks cheap) but I have to say that Rihanna wore it better. Michelle looked starved in it with elbows and ribs sticking out everywhere.
I do love the look of natural lines without a bra, but let's face it, you have to have good tits to pull it off.
Team Michelle. RiRi's posing is just ridiculous.
Loved, loved, loved Michelle in "Scarface" - I always wondered what it must be like to be so gorgeous you could insult people and they still come panting after you.
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I think she looks pretty damn hot.
And this is coming from someone who really can't stand the bitch.
"Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:48pm."
Can you think of a bra that you could wear with this dress? I don't even think a pair of band aids would cut it.
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More like if Divine Brown was in Scarface. Only thing Tina and Rhiyawna have in common is bad falls.
I loved Michelle as Elvira! Does anyone remember her as Stephanie in Grease 2?
I thought Rihanna was Lindsay Lohan in that picture at first...not a good look. However, if she was going for the real representation of a coke-whore, she nailed it.
Every time I read the title all I see is "who whore it better" LOL- I think MK has finally gotten to me
i dunno about this mafiosa gangster coke whore look.
has rihanna lost weight? she looks skinnier.
I assume Rihanna is looking to project a hooker vibe because that's all she ever proects, regardless of the outfit. This picture proves the point. However, I've known way better-looking hookers than RiRi.
sorry she pulls it of