Hot Slut Of The Day!
John Ireland, a sportscaster for KCAL 9 in Los Angeles who's always easy, breezy, beautiful.
If you've ever seen John Ireland on KCAL 9, then you've already lost your breath at the sight of his flawless, glistening face skin of dewy natural beauty. Well, the secret to John's Cover Girl face was broadcast to the world the other day when a camera caught him putting on his beauty like your mom in the car as she drove your ass to school. When John realized his ass got caught getting FACE! FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! FACE! ready, he pretty much shit his chonies and then realized that he left his Chanel No.5 in his other make-up bag so it's going to be impossible to mask the smell of embarrassment. Oh, John, even though we all know that you were not born with it and it IS Maybelline, we'll still see you as the most beautiful beauty of KCAL 9.
Haha!!! Make sure to get the really shiny bits!!
Have you guys seen the pretty guy in Canadian Parliament from last week? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sVSMQzwmQ
I'm so proud. LOL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=wq-8O07r8vI
He has a fivehead so big, you could put a billboard on there.
I hate this douche bag. Either shave the head or get a hair piece to cover the receding hairline.
He's such a douche on camera when he's reporting.
Also, I think he was born a dwarf, or "little person", and his parents had those arm and leg lengthers put in, because he has that "midget" looking face.
He's an angry little midget douche bag, who thinks he's an "expert" sports commentator.
HA! I was watching that live when it happened. I laughed so hard I spit my beer out!
hahahhaahhaa !!!!!!! priceless!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Dumb ass queen forgot the lip gloss.
He needs the fards!
Powder all over his receding hairline, HAHA Definitely ALL covergirl! What a fucker that cameraman is hahahah.
And yeah, you would not want to be on-screen without makeup... guy needs to try liquid formula next time! ;P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Am I the only one who started to hear "body beautiful" as the camera zoomed on the make up dude?
LMAO!!!!!!!
I love the guy sitting next to him trying to subtly give a heads up that he was on camera.
Damn, you guys are on fi-yah!
LOL @ Jack's "what a maroon." That's so Bugs Bunny!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:28am.
LOL. They have to rewind... what kinda maroon sits around filming their TV?
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Hahahahahahaaaa!!
One question, though: do people just sit around filming their TVs in case something funny might happen? Or do they see it and then rewind so they can film it?
I love how he really worked the applicator up into his receding hairline areas.
Reminds me of the famous "I Feel Pretty" YouTube of Senator Edwards. His went on for 5 minutes and at least two cans of hairspray.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 10:46am.
Cover Girl is beginner make up, what you wore in high school and dropped that shit like it was hot when you could at least afford L'oreal.
Hahahahaha. This.^
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I like how the camera guy is slowly focusing in on the guy putting on his makeup. The two guys talking in front are almost completely forgotten.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
His expression @ the end!!! *lol...snort*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I love the way he made sure it got into the areas where his hair is receding.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 10:53am.
I did the same thing... LOL
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Ahhhhahhhahhhhahhhahhh! That look! Ahhhahhhahhha! Goddamn, that just made my morning.
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"Don't confuse a war on religion with not always getting what you want." -Jon Stewart
Right, jack? That was priceless!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ahahaha!! I bet the next stop would have been Bonne Belle Lip Smackers!
When I was looking at the still picture before pressing play, I swore that the sign on the upper right hand side said "Jack In the Hat" not half.
*considers getting some coffee this morning*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Shit, girl, you're on TV. Are they not paying you enough to be able to graduate to some Bare Minerals?
LMAO at his OH SHIT moment....
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Cover Girl is beginner make up, what you wore in high school and dropped that shit like it was hot when you could at least afford L'oreal.
No, no, John. At least buy Clinique.
ba-buttons:
In a recession like this, you gotta learn that shit or risk looking fucked up in front of millions! :)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 10:40am.
If you're on TV and you're not wearing make-up, then you're a fool!
TEAM COVER-GIRL!
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lol, too true!!
However, most men on camera I know generally had a make-up person do them up. This guy painted himself up with the swift and practiced hand of a Bangkok lady boy.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
If you're on TV and you're not wearing make-up, then you're a fool!
TEAM COVER-GIRL!
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