Panty Creamer Of The Night: Renee From Mob Wives In A Bikini
Giving locked up wise guys in prison a reason to buy government-made lube at the commissary, Renee Graziano of Mob Wives showed off her bikini body for the paps during a vacation in Hollywood, FL with her son. This is the same bikini body that almost put two giant black Xes over Renee's eyes. Bitch almost died for that succulent uncooked ham body.
During the first or second episode of the new season, Renee got her ass lifted and while she was in the recovery room, she sat straight up really fast, splitting the stitches in her back. This ho's back split open and she was in the hospital for weeks. I know, for being built like a cement truck, Renee is so delicate. Big Ang splits her fat slug lips daily when she eats a pygmy goat whole and she just fixes her shit up with Gorilla Glue and a nail gun.
I'm going to keep my thoughts about this Tasmanian Devil's Renee's bikini body to myself, because this bitch could easily shove me down a garbage disposal or knock my teefs into my froat just by flinching at me. Believe it or not, shitting my own teeth out does not sound like a good time to me.
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Not sure you're right about that.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2458/how-did-the-phrase-built-l...
It might have meant that for men - but I don't get the sense that with women it was meant complimentary. At best it was deeply ironic when first used with women. And where I come from at least, it's used to describe a woman with a physique like a NFL linebacker. Just like our Mrs Graziano here.
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:50am.
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No, brick shit house is a compliment. Fuckable. It describes a woman who is a curvy, not fat. The hips and bust are the same measurement, the waist 12 inches smaller than either. Picture Sophia Loren or Monica Bellucci.
This hatchet faced trick looks like a left tackle.
this woman and sherri shepard have the same unfortunate shaped bodies...these types of bods should NEVER be shown out in public...
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Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:25am.
Tazmanian Devil body... lol.. because it's so true.
I think this is what Madonna was trying to refer to when she said that Britney was built like a 'brick shit house'.
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No, brick shit house is a compliment. Fuckable. It describes a woman who is a curvy, not fat. The hips and bust are the same measurement, the waist 12 inches smaller than either. Picture Sophia Loren or Monica Bellucci.
This hatchet faced trick looks like a left tackle.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:25am.
Tazmanian Devil body... lol.. because it's so true.
hahaha! a.k.a. a Sherri Shepherd mishapen bod.
Tazmanian Devil body... lol.. because it's so true.
I think this is what Madonna was trying to refer to when she said that Britney was built like a 'brick shit house'.
Ohhh wow. A bathing suit with a little skirt would probably be an... improvement.
I mean, I guess she's not THAT bad. It's just the shape, and her very short neck. At least she's not straight-up ugly. I'd probably rather look like her than that Teresa Guido-ice woman. Or maybe I'd pick Teresa if I could laser an inch or two onto that forehead?
She's got this Franken-body. Her calves are pretty nice, then by the time you get to her knees you know you're seeing a woman past 20, no problem. Her tummy tuck is no big deal and it looks like it's still healing, again no big deal if you just put your hand over the rest of her.
Then start moving your hand away and disaster strikes. She has a back like a body builder who got fat, saggy pancake boobs that she's shoving up by sucking her stomach in and trying to throw her shoulders back, skinny arms that have loose skin that belong on a granny, no neck and rather than a flattering hairstyle, she's gone with a color and style that's horrible on her.
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I've seen better looking transexuals, she is scary and so is her kid.
The real $$ shot would have been when her whole head was under water.
Her real sexy side is the one we don't see!! Too scary.
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That thing is Al Capone who had a sex change to evade the popo.
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She is a handsome woman! Split the stitches in her back, ha that made me spit my coffee:-)
I do Pagents!
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Hmm, which show do you think is is more offensive to Italian-Americans ?
Jersey Shore or ... this.
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she is fukking gross.
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She's had an abdominoplasty. You can see (#12) the straight scar right across her bikini bottom top edge and the circular scar around her navel after they pulled all the flab down, cut it off, and re-attatched the belly button. And she still has a spare tire. Exquisite.
Renee was always my favorite, until Big Ang came. No reality show star has been or ever will be as mesmerizing as Big Ang. She needs her own show like last year ago.
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How old is that son. He's looking kind of good. Well I'm sick on a codeine high and I'm fighting with my boyfriend so any man will do at this point.
"Bitch almost died for that succulent uncooked ham body."
Still killing me MK.
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Mr. W just walked by and cringed-he says this woman has the meanest face.
Submitted by Saix on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:24am.
Someone already explained it beforehand, but I'll repeat it just because:
The navel (and her somewhat plank-like body shape) is the result of a tummy-tuck.
I don't know anything of this woman, so I can't tell if she has more kids. It's either a tummy tuck after losing a LOT of weight or because pregnancy ruined her skin. Doesn't matter how long ago it was. Once your skin is stretched, it's stretched. Some women are fortunate to get their bodies back, some aren't.
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True. Although I don't think she had much to work with, to begin with.
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She has one of those Octomom belly buttons. Gross! She would die for this body... THIS BODY!! ... and she almost did. She's one of those ladies who are just shaped unfortunately. No ass, no curves, just straight up and down. BTW she also had fat placed into her ass to make it bigger... That obviously didnt work.
Don't Wack me for saying this, but I think she's the best looking one on the show, face wise. Oh, well except for beautiful Big Ange ;)
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Someone already explained it beforehand, but I'll repeat it just because:
The navel (and her somewhat plank-like body shape) is the result of a tummy-tuck.
I don't know anything of this woman, so I can't tell if she has more kids. It's either a tummy tuck after losing a LOT of weight or because pregnancy ruined her skin. Doesn't matter how long ago it was. Once your skin is stretched, it's stretched. Some women are fortunate to get their bodies back, some aren't.
Well, I will say that she looks very confident. The way my own crap life is going these days, I would totally do almost anything to have confidence like hers. If she is happy with the results, then that is all that matters.
I really dont think she looks that bad.. but a nice boob lift would do her much good.. have the dr tighten her upper body and she would look much better. But sorry nothing compares to big ang lol
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Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:59am.
I didn't know you where still here. Hi, citizen of the world! Thank you for unveiling the mystery of your online name. I loved the reasoning behind it, even though it made me feel kind of unimaginative.
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It didn't take any imagination to come up with that screen name-I use variations of it with different passwords. A citizen of the world has been stuck in my head ever since I studied Ancient Civ & learned to sing the Greek alphabet as a child. I joke about the Catholic school being like the Soviet gulag, but the emphasis on foreign languages and world history was a great preparation for life, whether a person went to IR school or not.
Put some fucking clothes on and get a job, you shapeless, plastic, menopausal, desperate old freakshow.
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Why is her anus in the middle of her stomach ffs?
**********STFU an give me that cupcake.
I really don't like to bag on women's bodies but mob lady, one-piece bathing suits ARE your friend. As is bikini wax. Are those rogue pubes trying to escape from the top of her bikini bottoms? Jesu, I don't know where to look.
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:59am.
I didn't know you where still here. Hi, citizen of the world! Thank you for unveiling the mystery of your online name. I loved the reasoning behind it, even though it made me feel kind of unimaginative. An abbreviation of my first name + my country of origin was the best I could come up with. Our host certainly deserves more creativity than that.
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I'm not quite sure if I like to write something on this topic, but whatever, I'm not exactly known to be nice: There are a few women out there who have the "same" genetics like her - build like a bear and I don't think that it's down to their parents genetics, but rather some "mutation" as I know one woman who is build like this, whose family looks "normal". But whatever, these women look like this and I don't think somebody should judge it, even if they parade in a bikini.
But it's by no means down to having had a few kids and becoming older, though it may become more obvious with weight gain.
I would float on that bitches titties if I was on the Titanic when it went down.. Hell yes
Her navel is really strange.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:58am.
Very funny!
A citizen of the world
With Migraineuse's teachings in mind I applaude Renee for being secure in her femininity (even if the lady looks like a dude with screw-ons).
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I LOVE Mob Wives. Don't care who knows it. I love Drita (I love anyone who says "bug" as much as she does...'If he contests the divorce, I am gonna BUG) but I cannot stand Renee's body.
it is my Nightmare body. No ass, those shoulders and NO WAIST! She is like what Kelly from New York housewives would look like if she actually ate food. Terrible, because there is NOTHING she could do to change this shape. Sad.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:11am.
Renee looks like a either a linebacker for the New York Giants
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Blind side.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:32am.
Say something nice...
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The color of her swimsuit is pretty. And all her lady bits are covered (praise Cheesus!). That's all I got.
Renee looks like a either a linebacker for the New York Giants (and should have on her faceguard to save us the nightmares), a tranny (with a bad stylist), or an overweight Crypt Keeper.
EPIC FAIL!
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Nice... Her manicured nails & shiny hair?
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you're right.... gross!
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CTH, this is what Britney's shoulders will look like in 15 years!
Those are fucking linebacker shoulders.
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well, it's a vision alright..
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She could be a poster child for a prophylactic
that is a mob wife? if that's the best you can do, you need to switch professions.
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