Panty Creamer Of The Night: Renee From Mob Wives In A Bikini
Giving locked up wise guys in prison a reason to buy government-made lube at the commissary, Renee Graziano of Mob Wives showed off her bikini body for the paps during a vacation in Hollywood, FL with her son. This is the same bikini body that almost put two giant black Xes over Renee's eyes. Bitch almost died for that succulent uncooked ham body.
During the first or second episode of the new season, Renee got her ass lifted and while she was in the recovery room, she sat straight up really fast, splitting the stitches in her back. This ho's back split open and she was in the hospital for weeks. I know, for being built like a cement truck, Renee is so delicate. Big Ang splits her fat slug lips daily when she eats a pygmy goat whole and she just fixes her shit up with Gorilla Glue and a nail gun.
I'm going to keep my thoughts about this Tasmanian Devil's Renee's bikini body to myself, because this bitch could easily shove me down a garbage disposal or knock my teefs into my froat just by flinching at me. Believe it or not, shitting my own teeth out does not sound like a good time to me.
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The third picture, the waist up picture is scary. She looks like she could bite your face off. Also you can see her scars along her waist. If you look close her swimsuit is down a bit on her right side. She had a butt lift and I think a tummy tuck. Otherwise why the scars front and back? Anyway, she is scary.
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Mark Twain
Looks like she went to Kate Gosselins surgeon.
these mob guys, they run mafias and shit, have bucket loads of money and yet they marry women who look like this?
were these women EVER attractive in the first place?
or do mob men have a cliche attraction for women who look like this?
I was always under the impression that mob guys are into vegas cocktail waitress types or maybe they bang those on the side whilst the dragon lady stays at home with her fur coat.
Never mind the navel,that face could stop a clock.
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Good Lord almighty, does this chick actually think she looks hot?
Oh wait...Spaghetti cat won that year.
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I thought it was Boobshit McGee's mom :/
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great i just had my lunch.... HURL!!
vomitaceous!!
Looks like a Lohan mated with a Kardashian.
Crossbreeding primates never works.
her belly button looks like her finger nails
her belly button looks like her finger nails
lol...her what lifted? from flat to flatter....
Every single woman on that show is hideously ugly on the outside & on the inside. I'm sure ryan gaycrest has something to do with this show; his company is the one responsible for polluting television channels with these vile piles of crap...
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Submitted by ben_dover on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:11am.
I think LaP lost to Abandoned Couch!
She's all right, but Big Ang is my new favorite thing. Not enough Big Ang!
Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:05am.
I will not make any jokes on the fear of getting whacked.......
I hear ya and I really don't look good in cement shoes at the bottom of the East River.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by ben_dover on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:16pm.
YES! I knew she looked familiar and I'm still pissed that LaP didn't win!
Win? i like her but i thought she fell off the planet.
Mabel Hodges
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They pulled her body into her pussy area, she has a scar like a c-section sorta, and they made her a new belly button. She looks so bad, yet she is so proud of it all.
I will not make any jokes on the fear of getting whacked.......
Her belly button fascinates me. It's like someone took a #2 drill bit to her torso.
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Show her back! Show her back!
Why aren't there pictures of her back?
Does it look like a zipper?
There's something familiar about her but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Who are these people and why are they becoming famous?
Her torso is almost a perfect circle. I'm getting geometrically aroused.
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looks like a hot topic clearance model ..minus the arm rose tattoo.
Ew, she's all moley and her belly button is full of crud
She damn brave to be getting photographed with a bikini on. face it, not many women look good in a bikini and at least she doesn't have gross cellulite all over her legs. Her belly button is really gross looking though. I think she's got one of those faces that can look either pretty or haggard.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1df_6NbOvso/TmrCyA9o4AI/AAAAAAAAAPs/Q4tfmEGsNu...
I'm gonna exempt her from ridicule...other than to suggest a modest one piece.But that gut-bucket kid of hers needs to find a weight room...now.
Quick - Somebody throw a spear at it!!!
Suddenly I feel much more confident about wearing my two piece bathing suit (that shows zero tummy) this summer.
She just...looks like...an ape in the face. All the make up she wears kind of hides it, but yeah. Not great.
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I don't know... after a certain age and kids this is what a normal woman's body looks like. I don't watch the show or have any clue who this person is, and I wouldn't put myself in front of a camera, but I don' tthink her body is so zomg hideous, either.
Hello lady with an imperfect, normal body. I wish I had your confidence. :-)
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
So much wrong taking place in this post. First off, splitting her back open?!?! Holy Jeebus, that made me nauseous. And she is so unfortunate looking. if she wasn't so batshit crazy I would feel somewhat sorry for her, but I have little sympathy for purposeful train wrecks.
"DAMN!!!", said in Will Smith's Fresh Prince voice.
Her body just screams for a one-piece.
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Thanks for the explanation BabyDaddy, and thank you for posting those sponge cakes!
Love,
Mabel
Really? This is the world we live in? It. has. Come. To. This?
The alien belly-button is because it was relocated after a tummy tuck. You can still see the scars above her bikini bottom in one picture and suture marks radiating from her navel in most of the others. I'm guessing the surgery was recent, like that morning. Maybe last night.
The back fat alone was enough to make me gay.
Why can't she wear a one-piece bathing suit? Her breasts are bigger than my ass.
Submitted by ben_dover on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:16pm.
YES! I knew she looked familiar and I'm still pissed that LaP didn't win!
OMG, it looks like a big BLACKHEAD! GRRR for making me look!
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Dear Jesus this woman is ONLY 41 YEARS OLD. I thought she was mid 50s AT LEAST!!
Kate Upton wished her SI swimsuit cover looked this good, show her how its done like the real supermodel you are girl.
and i quote Sparky: [the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect]What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT.
btw PIC#9 Doesn't Renee look like La Pequena http://spc.fotolog.com/photo/28/12/28/mesalinacry/1205411268_f.jpg
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BREATHE! LOL!
I just threw up a little in my mouth...
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"government-made lube?!" HAHAHHA
They should hook up this hot lady with Thammy in Brazil. She's just her type! Isn't she single now? Come on Renee do a quick turn for us! YUM-YUM (not really) :D
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