Posh Is Just Tired, Okay?
The starving orphans of the world sent their rations to Posh Beckham last week after she showed up to NYC Fashion Week looking like she was raised by White Oprah. Bitch makes a praying mantis look like a heffa mantis and even Macaulay Culkin is passing Posh a jumbo can of Dinty Moore. But Posh says that every bitch getting hot over her appearance needs to fuck an ice cube, because she's perfectly fine. Posh just has a lot on her plate and none of it is food. At some party for London Fashion Week, Posh told The Mirror that you can stop throwing hamburger patties at her now, because she's just suffering from a serious case of the tireds.
“Look, if people want to say I’m miserable then so be it. I’m really not. I have a lot on my plate. I’m not going to lie about it, I’m tired. I’m really tired but I’m also very happy with my life.I’m basically just like any woman who’s working and has lots of children – it’s tough. I’m not getting much sleep at all. Harper’s not sleeping that great, and I’ve been taking Skype business calls throughout the night too because of the collections. I’m up with the baby as all mums are and I wouldn’t have it any other way. There’s not a team of people doing it for me. And then people want to say I look crap. Well, I’m a working mum, so give me a break.
It’s actually been crazy. I had Harper, I was working on the collection and I was straight back into it. I took a lot on board. I’m tired. You can’t look your best all the time.
The thing is I get the game I’m in. People can read the shit about me and believe what they want and I get it. But I don’t want to focus on that side of things. The glass is always half full for me. You can’t get hung up on what other people say. I surround myself with the people that matter. And everything else can just go away.”
The glass is always half full? Please. Posh's glass is always full since she never sips from it just in case a bitch sneakily squeezes some lemon juice in there to give her malnourished carcass some damn calories. No, I shouldn't say that. It's really hard out there for a Posh. Posh has to snap at her team of nannies to up Harper's Pilates workout to twice a day so the baby fat melts away faster. Posh has to snap at her team of fashion designers to only make her dresses in negative sizes. (Size 2 is a PLUS SIZE and Posh's fashion collection is strictly a NO FATTIES zone.) Posh has to do all of that while maintaining a miserable parched look on her face. It's exhausting! If you had to do all of that, you too would look like a schoolgirl alien zombie who just nibbled all the way through a Kardashian's head and didn't find even one piece of brain. Tiring!
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WOW - Her new line must be titled "The Addams Family" - new mortician line.
I can't BELIEVE she went out w/her hair lookin like that.
Bitch ain't got nannies cuz she's afraid Becks will bone them.
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 3:19pm.
She looks like she sees dead people, or like that evil orphan from that movie I can't remember the title of right now.
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"Posh just has a lot on her plate and none of it is food."
You kill me Michael K.
"how can someone who supposedly 'has it all' (and then some...) look so fucking miserable?"
Perhaps because those who seem to have it all tend to be the most miserable behind the scenes. Nothing is perfect in any marriage or any family, and appearances almost always deceive.
I love what you said about cabbage farts. How true. LOL!
I can't believe that:
1. Anyone thinks she actually "designs" anything
2. She has anything in common with a typical working mother.
3. She doesn't have at least 2 nannies per kid.
I don't begrudge her or anyone for having help but at least fuckin' 'fess up to it.
Also, as far as this 'good mother' crap, she and Golden Balls were using their kids for publicity way before Brangelina or TomKat became parents. I liked in the UK at the height of Beckham mania (1999-2001) and it was sickening how they pimped out Brooklyn. (They even claimed he was almost 'kidnapped' at Harrod's.)
So why have a baby and promote marketing clothes ?? Don't work, breed, and be like that jackass Angie Jolie, who has kids coming out of the woodwork, travels the world, and makes movies. Hell if I would have a kid, work all hours of the day, when I have loads of money and 3 kids already. DUH !
What in the Wednesday Addams is she WEARING?!
Bitch please! Working mother??? doing what?
hay posh spice, id gladly trade my "working" life for yours anyday.
i dont have a team of butlers, maids to keep my house clean, chefs to cook my meals everyday, nannies to look after my children and a limitless credit card to buy whatever the fuck i want whenever, have a team of make up artists and stylists to look after my looks flying first class all over the world....sure that SOUNDS LIKE HARD WORK!
The truth she should be saying is "my dick wandering husband was caught fucking another big titty bitch and instead of pulling an elin nordegen and kicking his golden balls, i inflict suffering on myself,"
at least id respect that.
the problem with this dillusional ho is that, she thinks she is a "normal" working mother, working 9 to 5, coming home to cook/clean help the kids with homework.
when in reality, she jet sets around the world to fashion shows, and bitch PROBABLY works 1 hour a day -- 2 days a week, goes to get a manicure, goes shopping, gets a pedicure, goes shopping, gets a spa treatment, goes shopping, gets a colonic irrigation to flush shit out of her arse, goes shopping, calls nanny to pick up kids from school, goes shopping, tells maids to clean house, goes shopping, come home, try on clothes, throw away outfits she has worn ONCE, gets the chef to cook 2 lettuce leaves, kisses and welcomes david beckham home at 9pm at night and tastes and smells of other whores' vajayjay juices on his lips...goes to sleep dreaming of being on the cover of Vogue.
yes, hard hard work. get real.
Submitted by -Louisa on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 6:55pm.
I can't help but feel sorry for her. That picture is pretty depressing; even though she wouldn't like people to say it but she looks so sad and I'm not 100% convinced that she's happy (but I'll still somewhat take her word for it anyway because I don't know what she's like outside of the spotlight). I wish that people would just lay off a little bit.
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I don't feel for her in the least. She puts herself out there, uses her kids for PR and crowed for years how HAPPY she was with Becks until it was revealed he'll shag anything in a skirt.
I agree she's probably not happy, and I totally believe it's their mutual love of money and PR that keeps them together.
BTW, it is said they have multiple nannies for each child. I don't begrudge them or anyone for that, but at least admit it!
Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 3:21pm.
Put on a pair of damn slippers and some sweatpants and eat a meal.
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This. Christ, women stay the fuck home and eat something.
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Time to get a script for adderall Posh
Thanks for letting us know there's a new "The Ring" movie coming out!!
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I can't help but feel sorry for her. That picture is pretty depressing; even though she wouldn't like people to say it but she looks so sad and I'm not 100% convinced that she's happy (but I'll still somewhat take her word for it anyway because I don't know what she's like outside of the spotlight). I wish that people would just lay off a little bit. There's a difference between expressing your opinion with honesty and just being an outright spiteful c*nt and some people aren't quite getting it (points to some of the Daily Mail commenters).
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Bitch is constipated
Oh puh-lease. She was a miserable-looking bitch before she had all those babies.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
She looks like the chick from the movie "The Ring".
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I don't see "tired" but I believe it. I'd be exhausted if I had to keep that look frozen on my face for the past 15 years.
I don't remember her ever looking this miserable after her other kids. :-\ I hope she gets well from whatever is going on..
She really doesn't bother me at all, but her husband looks perm. drunk all the time.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 3:19pm.
She looks like she sees dead people, or like that evil orphan from that movie I can't remember the title of right now.
What is with the Catholic schoolgirl dress?
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She was educated in a convent. Wearing uniforms can have an intense effect on one's fashion sense. There's the gaudy phase,the "i'm too sexy" phase,the disheveled phase,the over-painted phase,the wild hair phase... and sometimes it boomerangs. Grown assed women develop a love for plaid,tweed,white blouses,pleated skirts,etc.
Victoria the Vain gives great interviews. She's funny, flatly states that she never had much talent for any performing art-dancing,singing,acting,
or playing an instrument-and that her first love was always fashion.Years ago she said her one unfulfilled wish was for a daughter.
Her posture is terrible.
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Well if your husband is fucking around on you, I suppose you'd be sad, huh? Well, then...have some pride about yourself and get a good divorce lawyer. Life is too short to stay in a bad marriage - if that is what it is. Staying together 'for the kids' is never 'for the kids' it only hurts the kids. Better to divorce and be happy (if that is possible for *this* one) or get on some fucking happy pills if that is what it takes. OMFG get OVER yourself Victoria. If you are SO tired, then REST like a normal person. duh
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
i don't even get why she went out looking like this. if you're so tired, STAY HOME! WITH YOUR KIDS! durrr
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You know who looked awful like this after her pregnancy? Julia Roberts. She looked positively ashen in that Ocean's movie she did during or after being preggo. So the extra exhausted look on this chick's face could be due to that too! ;)
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
I totally believe her. Because I know that face, the look of complete and utter exhaustion when you have nothing left to give, even when standing next to the woman you want to impress more than anybody. Yes she normally doesn't smile but the eyes are dead here and I actually feel sorry for her, she might crack if she doesn't get some rest. At the end of the day she's a working mother. I never crap on anyone because they have fame/money etc. (though I may drop the odd turd or two on Beyonce and Jay-Z in the future), because not only does it not equate with happiness but it tends to bring the kind of misery a normal life doesn't have.
I quite like her dress, too.
I believe they have nannies, Becks got caught with one a few years ago, my guess is, they don't live in anymore, or are old and tired themselves. Posh loves to look like the undead and she loves the sympathy and attention it gets her. This girl is all about the spotlight.
Mk's posts on her are some of my absolute favorites like about how she goes to a restaurant and just sniffs the napkins and a lot on her plate and none of it's food. LOL
Fucking with an ice cube is fun, especially on a hot summer night with a naked twenty year old rugby player you picked up at the party next door.
Puhleeeeze!!!!! The only thing that doesn't seem to loose weight on Mrs. Beck's cadaverine-laden face is her nose. Maybe she's tired of carrying it around - that jumbo snout must be some sort of space alien device to get her nutrients from thin air!
And for those who foolishly believe that "reality shows" depict celebrities' real lives: You've being punk'd - everything is carefully scripted and manipulated!
I do think she looks lovely in those photos. Can not hate. The only thing I had a problem with in the past was the crunchy hair she used to have, but now it's softer and it suits her. She has nice legs too.
Poor Posh... what a rough life! I just finished spending the last 24 hours cleaning up turds from a sewer back-up that flooded the entire lower level of my house... just me and hubby - no staff or personal assistants. I'm tired too, but could still find the energy to slap this dumb bitch and her half full glass of diet water.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 3:19pm.
She looks like she sees dead people, or like that evil orphan from that movie I can't remember the title of right now.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 1:58pm.
Deb's fashion tip of the day: Sulking like a 14 year old will not give you the youthfullness of a 14 year old."
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Exactly. Just ask Kristen Stewart.
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Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 2:53pm.
IKR? No one is more surprised than me at how funny she is. I've always thought her to be an uptight bitch, but I think it's all an act. Yeah, we're used to friendlier stars, but she doesn't do that, so she gets the rep she herself cultivated... with all that money, I doubt she cares. ;P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Put on a pair of damn slippers and some sweatpants and eat a meal.
She looks like she sees dead people, or like that evil orphan from that movie I can't remember the title of right now.
What is with the Catholic schoolgirl dress?
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I think the reason why she very rarely smiles when her picture is being taken is because even though her teeth are fixed now, she still is not comfortable with how her smile looks. I know, I never had braces when I was younger and because of a butcher dentist when I was very young my teeth were kinda wonky, so I would never smile. But even though now my teeth are fixed and look great I'm still not comfortable with how my smile looks, I'm sure it's all in my head, but that's just how it is.
And as for the tired with a new baby...get help, don't work as much and just relax at home with your baby! She can most certainly do it. I've been a borderline hermit since Nov. because of our newborn and I don't mind it one bit. I love bonding with our baby and enjoying every minute with her while I can. She will burn herself out if she overworks herself.
Then don't work. You're loaded as it is. When is enough enough?
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Too old to try the EMO look. Sad and pouty isn't cute on someone her age.
Like a lot of you, I like her and I do buy that she is doing the bulk of child raising there. In the few interviews I've read/seen, she's pretty funny and self-deprecating. If she just SMILED a bit more her reputation as a stuck up snoot would do a complete 180. That is all the intervention that would be needed.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 2:15pm.
C'mon Vicki - take it to the logical healthy conclusion. You know age and Harper have done something to you philosophically and you want to kick the GD fucking shoes off and put your feet up and eat a fucking pie. GO!
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Seriously. Those bunions could use a break!
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Umm...If you are so tired then KEEP YOUR ASS AT HOME!
Yes, she looks MISERABLE but I have reconsidered on Posh. Saw some interviews and her last reality show, and bitch is UNEXPECTEDLY HILARIOUS! She does the glum witch face to dissuade paps but of course, it does not work. With Becks as her husband, she is living the life! ;P
*considers how one would fuck an ice cube*
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Ever since her reality show I really like Posh. I am sure she has help but I could also see her being pretty hands on. Who knows.
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"My baby doesn't sleep, I'm up all night, but I'm HAPPY."
Yeah right. If women would be forthcoming about the realities of having a baby (that you're miserable for months on end) then maybe teen girls wouldn't be so desperate to have them.
Surprised to discover I have some sympathy for this bitch.
What the hell is she wearing? Total fug.
She looks like Becks dutch ovens her every morning.
I think the shittier the world gets, the older and more tired of it all everyone is getting before their time. Heck, even with Posh's still-youth and charmed circumstances, she's freakin sounding like me. (Which is of course good.)
She chose her post-SG famewhore/ambition route, and has done it well. Who knew she'd be the strongest Spice Girl?
C'mon Vicki - take it to the logical healthy conclusion. You know age and Harper have done something to you philosophically and you want to kick the GD fucking shoes off and put your feet up and eat a fucking pie. GO!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Can't hate on her. She seems real.
But I'm sure she has at least two nannies to help with four kids.
Wow mummy wants a medal for doing what she's supposed to do ...and since when was playing on Skype all day considered work...?
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She looks very young in that main photo. I LOVE her ensemble. Love it.
I'm not gonna hate on her one single bit. If I were Posh, I'd get an abuela to help with the baby.
And I think this insistence upon always being happy and whatever is American. When we went to Paris, I became conscious of how often I smile even when I'm not feeling particularly happy. Those bitches never smile unless they're ecstatic.
Deb's fashion tip of the day: Sulking like a 14 year old will not give you the youthfullness of a 14 year old."
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If she had a little chapeau and a broom she'd look JUST LIKE the little Les Miserables poster girl!
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Is she auditioning for the film?