Lindsay Lohan Will Play Elizabeth Taylor In That Lifetime Movie
Billy Bush, the Teddy Ruxpin doll who was brought to life by The Blue Fairy, heard from one of his sources (read: WHITE OPRAH!!!) that professional fuck-up and star of TMZ's live court feeds, Lindsay Lohan, has landed the role of Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime's biopic Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story. There's a catch, though. Lifetime asked RuPaul to come to their offices and stand in front of LiLo while letting out those magic words: DON'T FUCK IT UP!
Access Hollywood says that Lifetime will give Blohan the role if she follows the rules of her probation and doesn't snort her way to more trouble. After sixty five million chances, LiLo is finally doing the shit she's supposed to do and if she continues to not fuck up, her probation will end in March. That Lifetime mess is supposed to start filming sometime after that.
Lifetime movies are the perfect thing to get into when you've got time, no friends and a whole Entenmann's devil's food cake, and those bitches are trying to mess this up by casting Blohan. They are only feeding her addiction to thinking she has a bond with classic movie stars. They're enabling her creepiest addiction of all. I'd rather see Lifetime movie queen Meredith Baxter-Burney as Elizabeth Taylor.
I don't really see this happening, though. Like LiLo is really going to show up on time. The only way she's going to show up when she's supposed to is if Lifetime builds all of their sets in the bathroom of Chateau Marmont. It's going blow ("Did somebody say blow?" - White Oprah) up somehow. The chances of Elizabeth Taylor's corpse playing Lindsay Lohan in a Lifetime movie are probably greater than LiLo playing La Liz.
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why oh why does hollywood continue to force us to see or hear Linsey.......no one I know wants to see or hear about her , let alone see her insult an icon that she will never be, she has had many chances in her career, now its time she goes and makes a living like the rest of us.....
We dont want to watch Linsey on anything !!!!!!
Elizabeth Taylor was an amazing lady. It is a real insult to have this nutso playing the role of Liz Taylor. Just - uggh!
Not only does this cotton-candy-headed coke-head look nothing like Elizabeth Taylor but she can't ACT. Liz was an incredibly talented actress.
I find it both pitiful that Lohan is doing Lifetime movies out of desperation and despicable that Lifetime is able to make a movie with such a strung out, tacky twit as Liz.
Do Liz a favor, Lifetime. Find some gorgeous young, young adult, older adult look-a-likes who are good actresses looking for a chance to have their stars shine to play the young, young adult, older adult Liz. Stop feeding this freckled idiot's ego while at the same time making Liz roll in her damned grave over the insult.
Also, I don't care how much pancake make-up you put on the freckle-freak, you're never going to even come close to matching Liz Taylor's porcelain, pristine complexion.
Lipstick on a pig comes to mind.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
She couldn't even hold down a gig to play Linda Lovelace, let alone a Gotti. She'll mess it up, as always.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Please tell me this is a joke. Even if it is Lifetime.
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Does anyone really believe this nonsense? I agree with a previous post that The Olsens little sister looked just like ET in a photo you put up. You would think that Lifetime would have to get clearance with Elizabthe T's estate or something. This just doesn't make sense. It would be like hiring Jessica Simpson to play Amy Winehouse. Nothing matches. We should just move on and not feed in to this latest batch of loonisy from the delusion team.
This will not last. It'll just be like that last movie she was supposed to do... They'll end up recasting the role...
oh poor Elizabeth Taylor, what has she done to offend people at Lifetime?!!!
by IrishFury on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:53pm.
Lifetime used to produce great movies. The Jessica Savitch movie was well done (Sela Ward, I think) and Ken Olson was really good in Dead by Sunset and Doing Time on Maple Drive (a movie I think is really under-rated and Jim Carey was in it too).
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Agree that that Savitch movie was well done--and Elise Keaton was *perfect* as nutcake Betty Broderick--I've watched that one many times!
But Lohan as ET? NO. Just NO.
Edit: Cat, ET was not only nominated for Oscars but won TWO for Best Actress--"Butterfield 8" & "Who's Afraid..."
The woman could ACT. It's a travesty to have this slutty has-been portray her.
God I am sick of her. She's not even interesting as a possible OD.
Submitted by FreakGeek on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:06pm.
Guess those escort gigs are starting to pay less than usual. The only reason she's doing SNL and a Lifetime movie is to keep up the illusion she's a "real actress", thereby driving up the prices for her real job
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Haha... exactly.
"Yeah, sure... here's another shiny nickel for your brilliantly moving performance as a decomposing carcass. Now back on your scabby knees and gimme some deep throat, and NO TEETH this time."
Well the drinking thing is a given but I don't recall E.T. being a junkie or a thief...
With that look and makeup, her portraying Rip Taylor would be more appropriate.
She just doesn't know yet that they've slated her to play the corpse in rigor mortis.
I think someone told Dina to shut her ass up:
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/lindsay_lohan_mom_cancels_actre...
Wow oh fucking wow. What a way to honor a legend, by letting a washed up crack head former child star play her. Barf. Fuck you Lifetime.
Elizabeth Olsen was looking very Lizish on that post the other day (B-day Slut?) but I suppose she is above Lifetime Movies in the listing racket.
Guess those escort gigs are starting to pay less than usual. The only reason she's doing SNL and a Lifetime movie is to keep up the illusion she's a "real actress", thereby driving up the prices for her real job.
SNL and now Lifetime...she will manage to fuck up the opportunity somehow.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu lifetime! fuck you! i watch your shitty pick-a-flick movies (which are usually the same fucking movie you've seen 200 times) and your drew peterson movie (which was actually entertaining - rob lowe was great) and that new john stamos movie and this is how you repay me? with this fuckery? you and i, bitch, are through!
So her new idol is Liz? These crackheads hillbillies are all the same. Notice how it's always the trashy sluts going for the obvious; Marylin, etc. Ugh, funny how she never mtnioned her Liz obsession when Liz was alive (probably because she knew Liz would throw her a "is this bitch for real?" face).
this bitch...
Dita von Teese would have been perfect for the Liz Taylor role because her mannerisms and demeanor are naturally graceful unlike Lindsay's.
Lindsay is crude in her demeanor and appearance, which is fine for other roles I suppose, but most certainly not for Liz Taylor.
Liz Taylor comes from that era of classic silver screen Hollywood. A whole different type of acting & appearance compared to now. Actresses and actors at that time had sophistication & elegance. Now, that is a rarity.
I'm guessing the Lohan's are cool with someone heavily involved in this 'lifetime movie' so they got her in. VERY poor choice. VERY poor.
Lifetime used to produce great movies. The Jessica Savitch movie was well done (Sela Ward, I think) and Ken Olson was really good in Dead by Sunset and Doing Time on Maple Drive (a movie I think is really under-rated and Jim Carey was in it too).
Meredith Baxter was superb as Betty Broderick and Robert Ulrich was great in Dead by Sunset. Nancy McKeon was really good in The Tracey Thurman Story.
They don't make these kinds of movies anymore, it's all crap now but these were all good and the acting was even better.
Ok, not all Oscar worthy but good!
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Ahhh! So angry. Clearly a casting decision made by a bunch of know-nothing idiots who don't know the first thing about Elizabeth Taylor.
To set em straight...
1) She fucking hated being called Liz. And she and Richard Burton hated being referred to as "Liz and Dick".
2) She did cause controversy and was an alcoholic but simultaneous to that she was nominated for Oscars...something husbands, diamonds, double lashes, and violet eyes couldn't warrant but instead TALENT did.
3) She never got into trouble with the law, she bypassed law enforcement and pissed off the GODDAMN POPE for "erotic vagrancy".
4) She generated genuine excitement because she was genuinely entertaining.
5) Watch "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf" and tell me she's just renowned for her decadence and her looks.
Lifetime, I am DONE with you.
the only half way good thing that will come from this is Hohan will get rid of the burnt out blonde hair and bring on the black hair. She is no Liz either way, I hate this trick with all my being. Can someone wisk her and the Whoretrashians away to another planet, someone, anyone....please????
blohan is a washed up druggie ho who outta be in porn already. the hell taking her so damn long to make the leap? she waiting for a fucking invite?
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Submitted by Aquarianne on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:38pm.
So, whose playing Richard Burton? Pete Doherty?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it! Seriously, this funky junkie can no more portray Dame Elizabeth Taylor than she could ape Marilyn Monroe in Playboy.
Might as well have "Dreamboat" costar as Burton....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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So, whose playing Richard Burton? Pete Doherty?
Only if Tori Spelling is involved and the plot is a murder/love triangle. Otherwise, NeverinyourLifetime.
Now, Liz is such an interesting actress and person, because she made it out of a Hollywood childhood alive and still working.
I don't think we will see this with Lilo. IMO she will go the way of many childhood stars like Dana Plato and perhaps the most tragic, Anissa Jones.
Charlie Sheen as Richard Burton and you've got a movie.
I hope this doesn't happen. What an insult to Elizabeth Taylor.
Oh, the Taylor estate should sue on this piece of BS.
Elizabeth Taylor is an ICON and Lindsay Lohan is a LOSER.
Do we all remember what happened when Katie Holmes tried to play Jackie O? Criminal. So criminal the very network who commissioned it refused to air the show.
Shame, for shame. So many other actresses and they pick that bitch? How many cocks did she suck to get that role, huh?
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Out of ALL the actresses out there....the many thousands upon thousands upon THOUSANDS of actresses that could probably do this role justice....
just WHY?!?!?!?!?!
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"Lifetime will give Blohan the role if she follows the rules of her probation and doesn't snort her way to more trouble."
ok, so no role then. thanks, Lifetime!
I told my mom this and she said, "Oh good Lord, have mercy!"
So very lame. Whoever thought that this was a good idea is obviously into porn movies and imagines Blohan getting it up the ass in a Taylor costume.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:10pm.
WHAMO! PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE!
Whamo, this is off topic but I haz to know. Do your emails take hours sometimes to appear on your BlackBerry? I sometimes get emails at night that were sent around noon. Grrr!
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My emails are fine it's just my web browser that is useless.
Thanks though just when I finally calmed down from my last BB rant..... LOL :)
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Seriously? Crap. Maybe it's my carrier and not my BB. ROWR!
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I'm so, so sorry Liz. I know you're spinning right now.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:10pm.
WHAMO! PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE!
Whamo, this is off topic but I haz to know. Do your emails take hours sometimes to appear on your BlackBerry? I sometimes get emails at night that were sent around noon. Grrr!
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My emails are fine it's just my web browser that is useless.
Thanks though just when I finally calmed down from my last BB rant..... LOL :)
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:12pm.
Lindsay would be better as Ann-Margret. But I don't know that Ann-Margret had as notable a life as Liz did. And she's still alive to object.
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I think this is an idea whose time has come. It would make me so happy to watch Blohan fall 30 feet from the stage and smash her face to smithereens.
I can't believe you horz don't appreciate Lifetime for its camp appeal! There are some real gems.
Equivalent for Mr. Hekki are SyFy channel movies about killer undersea volcanoes and meteors and shit. He clogs up our DVR with that shit.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:57pm.
Wait. whaaat? I'm guarding our border. Who's with me? Whamo you're a fellow canuck arencha?
http://www.dose.ca/Could+Canada+Prevent+Lindsay+Lohan+from+Playing+Eliza..
So there's still a chance this can't happen? *places offerings of poutine and hockey pucks on the altar in front of the homemade Maple Leaf God in her backyard*
Lifetime is TV for mom-jeans-wearing, Precious-Moments-collecting, Michelle-Duggar-hair-having dorkersons.
Now excuse me while I go watch disc 2 of LACE!!!!!!!!
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I AM SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
I will watch the hell out of this movie, meticulous research will be put into creating a drinking game of it and I will make whore d'oeuvres and everything!!!!!
I think Lifetime's trying to sex up their image a bit since they've fallen to geriatric status as compared to other networks. I'd have to be as high as Lindsay to watch it.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:11pm.
It's hard to hit one out of the ballpark when you're on your knees blowing a homeless guy for a bottle of MD 20/20 so good luck with that.
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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:04pm.
I hope she surprises everyone and hits it out of the ballpark. Go Lindsay!!
It's hard to hit one out of the ballpark when you're on your knees blowing a homeless guy for a bottle of MD 20/20 so good luck with that.
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Lindsay would be better as Ann-Margret. But I don't know that Ann-Margret had as notable a life as Liz did. And she's still alive to object.