Tuesday, February 21st 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Big Ang As Marilyn Monroe
Lindsay Lohan, James Franco, Mayor Giuliani, the iguana porn goddess, Blake Lively, Michelle Williams, Katharine McPhee and every other trick who tried to impersonate Marilyn Monroe just got their blonde wigs snatched from their heads by the glamzilla from Staten Island Big Ang. The most beautiful (wo)man on Mob Wives tucked it, sucked it and puckered it as Marilyn Monroe on the cover of Next Magazine. Marilyn Monroe has finally stopped turning in her grave and has blown an air kiss at Big Ang for finally capturing her subtle sexiness and beauty.
When I wear my Team Big Ang t-shirt I laugh just like her! Haaaaaaaaaaahhh! My girlfriend has a Team Drita shirt from the same store! http://cafepress.com/mobwivesfanclub
Milton Berle as Marilyn Monroe!
Big Ang is great. Besides I'm afraid of her. I'm pretty sure Hoffa's remains are in her implants.
You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain
There's not enough letters in 'No!' to express my revulsion to that picture. So let's tack on a 'Hell' to go with the 'No'. Hell No!
(Norma Jean you're still number one ... by a long long long shot.)
OMFG Let Norma Jean rest in peace...SHE was beautiful, this is just ridiculous. Goodness gracious.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:19pm
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SMH at the fact that she said she honors the mafia "code of silence". Isn't being on the show proof that she doesn't?
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Maybe it's code for something else? If so, she is definitely not telling us. A true Joker face! Hehehehe
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:12pm
I also clicked on the link and read a little of the article.
SMH at the fact that she said she honors the mafia "code of silence". Isn't being on the show proof that she doesn't?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:01pm
That is why I don't speak to most folks when I work in an office outside of a "Good Morning".
And there is no way I would have stopped using deodarent because of her.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
How do they find such exquisite manly ladies! Unfortunately, I clicked on the NEXT link, and saw the toe situation on the last pic of the spread! Love the wig & boobs, but is this a joke? hahahahahha *shudders*
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
I bet my tits she has doo-doo and food under those cheap plastic nails, and her breath probably smells like turd .
“You're so unpleasant even I'm impressed. Do you visit orphanages to explain there's no Santa?”
Emma Grace Frost
No bueno!
I was just thinking Tim Curry from Rocky Horror Picture Show was looking pretty good.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Photoshop exists for a reason. Use it.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Any dude who is attracted to this trick has got to be a closet case or a straight up gold diggin' man-ho.
BaconSlurt nailed it. She totally has Milton face. LMFAO!
I had to google to see if Milton Berle was still alive. He died in 2002. Yikes. Playing 'dead or alive' is depressing.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
What a disgusting looking pig...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
@babybunny,
I know what you mean. I had this old bitch that sat next to me for like a year. She used to complain about my hand sanitzer and how much it smelled. I changed the brand, and she just whined about other things. She was not a permanent employee, and constantly kissed all the managers buttocks.
She was STILL not invited to return after her contract came up. Just goes to show you that no matter what, you can't always win. I say "to Hades with all of them". Work sucks ass, and it is what I like to call the seventh circle of hell.
That's a man thigh if I ever saw one...fucking gross.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Dear Big Ang,
Please friend me on Facebook.
ive seen drag queens who look hotter.
and why does she have manly legs?
http://youtu.be/S8vGv4iOaj0
♫Gettin miiiine babe, gotta let these jiggas knooow, yeah
Gettin miiiine babe, you should go and get yo ooooown♪
♪ooh-woo-hoohoo-ooh-woo-hoohoo I tried to tell you but, all I could saaaay♪
Sorry ya'll, jamin to Kanye right about now....
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:14pm.
So no one else arranges their clothes by color?
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The hubs does, so I tried and it's really convenient, but it somehow (me) get all messed up again.
So, what does it mean?
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Dunno. But it IS convenient.
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Herman Munster in drag. It's amazing that this drug dealing tranny can be getting so much publicity.
8:34pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:50pm.
Does anyone else group the clothes in their close by color?
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Yep...and by style, short/long sleeve, winter/summer
Pants-sectioned by: color, style, winter/summer,
I'm not as bad now as I used to be, when living during the b.p*.
times
*before Paxil. =p
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Is it just me, or does Big Ang look better than Strawberry
Snortcake did in her last attempts at channeling M.M.?
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:50pm.
Does anyone else group the clothes in their close by color?
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yes,but of course
'leaves to empty dryer'
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TelRev- thoughts with you
It is amazing how much love can be experienced during much anguish. Big big hug.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
both Renee and man thighs here are super masculine...is there something in the mafia bloodline that produces such macho women?? Scary, plz. someone make it go away!!
Milton Berle!
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.........
Seriously, is this Milton Berle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s
0:15 mark
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
speaking of psychotic bitches obsessed with other people's "smells" I temped at a job were this bitch from hell would walk by my desk and pretend that she was suffocating, wiping her eyes, and all this horrendous bullshit. This was my first day there, then the second day, she had a mask over her face as in surgical mask, and told me whatever I was wearing I had to stop. Mind you, I made a point to only wear unscented lotion and deodorant, then to keep the job I wore no lotions or deodorants. I lasted there about two weeks, on my last day I said fuck this bitch and POURED IT ON! Perfumed lotion, deodorant, the whole enchalada...this whore comes by my desk and thanks me for FINALLY not wearing any perfume...I realized then that she was completely insane, and I should have never cowtowed to her, the moral of this story is most people suck, work sucks and doggies rule!
Big Ang isn't a man?
Madonna wakes up early to prepare for a long day of giving people condescending glances.
I just can't with this trick's legs. They look like man legs to me.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
What the FUCK is this, and why am I seeing it everywhere now?
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:14pm.
So no one else arranges their clothes by color?
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The hubs does, so I tried and it's really convenient, but it somehow (me) get all messed up again.
So, what does it mean?
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:14pm.
So no one else arranges their clothes by color?
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Yep...and by style, short/long sleeve, winter/summer
Pants-sectioned by: color, style, winter/summer,
I'm not as bad now as I used to be, when living during the b.p*. times
*before Paxil. =p
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Is it just me, or does Big Ang look better than Strawberry Snortcake did in her last attempts at channeling M.M.?
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
As per the story about the online dating/baby making disaster, first of all, the woman is stupid and has zero common sense. Neither one should have custody of that child and it is only the child for whom I feel sorry for.
Secondly, online dating is for the most part is a joke. Most guys/gals on there are married or in relationship and looking for tail on the side. There are success stories but they are few and far between. I tried it and found out on each meeting that all of my dates lied about something or had a complete personality disorder.
Usually it was lying about age or their weight but many times I've come across guys who were married and/or pretending to be an athlete or of a higher professional status. The worst are the women-haters. They are the most disturbing because if you decline to meet them they verbally assault online.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:41pm.
I hope M.E. does!!! Fuck the psycho bitch!
Also, she needs to start talking to a free state run program type thingy (sorry... too tired to think) that will give you advice. In CA, it's the EDD. Tell them what you're going through and see if there's a way to document all this shit and file harrassment charges.
Or, buy lots of lottery tickets.
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:41pm.
Not that it's any of my business, but I think you're spot on with this, Hekki. I'd agree 100%, except that I wouldn't want that bitch to win the Megamillions, since I want it for myself.
ubmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:54pm.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
ASS!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
all about the housewives blog says she's worth $5 million.
It’s remarkable to think about art from every country throughout the ages wearing different masks of religion and persona; but never before have I lain eyes on art that could speak to me in ways I have never heard, felt or saw. Big Ang I acknowledge you for shredding off the litter veil that hides the magnificence within us all- without you we are but shadow behind a low lit single birthday candle. Big Anggggggggg
BIIIG
AAAANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
(collapses)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:42pm.
Momus - don't worry, I am the Worshipful Master at our local Masonic Lodge...
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Brother Jack!
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LMAO!!! I'm really not.... but I know people. They are good friends to have TRUST ME I KNOW YOU KNOW!!!!!!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:43pm.
Jack, my love, you could chain drag three packs a day and I know you'd still smell all sex, muscle and man....
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Awwwww.... *grabs your other boob*
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:42pm.
Momus - don't worry, I am the Worshipful Master at our local Masonic Lodge...
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Brother Jack!
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Jack, my love, you could chain drag three packs a day and I know you'd still smell all sex, muscle and man....
Momus - don't worry, I am the Worshipful Master at our local Masonic Lodge...
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
i ate a frito pie for lunch. aint agreeing w/me.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
M.E.: I know you're gone and making dinner, but if you come back... (I hope so!)
Ho-leeeee shit. OB is a wacko. I can't believe you had to be sniffed by boss people. That is humiliating and means that they're buying/validating her bullshit and are invested in pacifying her.
Unfortunately, if you are the sane one in a dispute with a crazy co-worker, they wind up taking sides with the wacko. Since you are the rational one, they'll expect you to be understanding and they'll roll their eyes at her, but don't expect anything to change.
Also, since they have given you something you want (flexi schedule), they're going to be awfully put out and see any complaint you make as ingratitude.
I'm sorry for your situation, but they have you in a shitty spot. I know, because I have been in your shoes.
Buck up. Maybe we can wish that she wins the state lottery and never darkens your cubicle again.
at least Big Ang has a sense of humor about it, HOhan really does think she is Marilyn/Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated. I hate all these tricks trying to be Marilyn, enough is a fucking nough, at least Big Ang is representing the tranny's and working her tuck like no other. Take some tips from her/him/whatever cause this ho knows how to tuck it right. Btw, why is Big Ang so obsessed with looking fake, in early pre-surgery pics she was a big, healthy, pretty Italian, now she is a bad looking tranny trainwreck.
CokeyWHORE *grabs boob* We have an old dude at our office that fucking REEKS of old musty smoke. If he doesn't finish a cigarette, he stomps it out and puts it in his pocket *HURRRRRL* And I smoke!!! I don't smoke but maybe once or twice a day at work, though.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012