Open Post: Hosted By Big Ang As Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan, James Franco, Mayor Giuliani, the iguana porn goddess, Blake Lively, Michelle Williams, Katharine McPhee and every other trick who tried to impersonate Marilyn Monroe just got their blonde wigs snatched from their heads by the glamzilla from Staten Island Big Ang. The most beautiful (wo)man on Mob Wives tucked it, sucked it and puckered it as Marilyn Monroe on the cover of Next Magazine. Marilyn Monroe has finally stopped turning in her grave and has blown an air kiss at Big Ang for finally capturing her subtle sexiness and beauty.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:45pm.

LOL! She looks like she's doing the pee pee dance while also trying to hold in a fart AND look sexy. It ain't working.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:45pm.

I first thought that this was Milton Berle in drag.
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:45pm.

Oh my fucking God in heaven ... why?

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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:45pm.

Coco would make a better Marilyn than this beast.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:44pm.

Its OK, I was sitting on the remote.

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:44pm.

YES!!!!!!!!!

As someone that's fascinated by all things mafioso and a religious watcher of "Mob Wives", I'm glad MK is jumping on the MW bandwagon. I've read stuff about them from other blog sites but no other blogger does it like MK!

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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK