This Is What Happens When You Cut Adele Off
How do you say "escandalo" with a British accent? Escandaloooooooo? However you say it, there was a little bit of that at the BRIT Awards in London tonight after the crown jewel on England's tiara, Adele, was cut off for Blur and responded the way any refined lady would: by flipping a trick off. The Queen herself probably spit out the tobacco she was chewing and kicked her pumps off to whoop it up for Adele sticking a finger up to the man.
Just like she did at the Grammys, Adele won Album of the Year and was given exactly three seconds to thank everyone she needed to thank before she got cut the hell off for Blur's 11 minute-long performance. Adele quickly said that she'll see everyone next time before she scarred the innocent eyes of a million British children by doing this:
Adele told reporters afterward that she was throwing an erect "fuck you" at the suits and not her fans. Adele went on to explain, " I'm sorry if I offended anyone, it was the suits that offended me." The Sun says that before the show ended, Adele quit that bitch and "stormed" out of the arena. YAAASSS! Here I was thinking that Adele was this generation's Angela Lansbury and as sweet as a sugar cube dipped in honey, so I love it that she brought the diva tonight by sashaying out of there. But Adele should put some stank on that bird flip the next time she does it. That's the most charming "fuck you" I've ever seen. It was like watching an actual bird (that looks like this) flip. I kind of went "awww" inside when she did it.
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1) Loves it!
2) Gorgeous (but prefer the darker auburn do)
3) For a fat girl she doesn't have much in the way of boobs does she?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!
while she has a great voice and can sing, i swear to all that is holy if i have to hear rolling in the deep ONE MORE FUCKING TIME ON THE RADIO, I WILL GO FUCKING POSTAL.
there are other songs out there.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
That was rude of them to cut her off, so she is excused.
TEAM ADELE!
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I'm not a big Adele fan,yes there i said it.
but she barely had anytime to thank people, because the crowd was still clapping and shit, so she was waiting for them to quite down. So fair is fair, let her have her chance to speak.
and so what she flipped people off, the people who live in bubble cotton wool wrapped "will somebody think of the children" world must think every TV audience in the world is little red riding hood or something, flipping a finger is nothing compare to the shit i hear kids say.
and also, Adele is a ghetto pom (aussie slang for british) so don't expect her to be royal and shit, she hasn't had the kate middleton makeover yet, from ho stroll to buckingham palace.
girl has got attitude because its not easy growing up as a fatty who wants to eat nonstop but doesnt want to exercise and then sings about broken hearts and guys leaving her which is packaged, marketed and sold to deep & meaningful young women/girls, lipstick lesbians and drag queens with fabulous wigs, as if she is a once in a lifetime, the one and only talent, unlike diana krall, joss stone, anastacia and all those other "talents" who were marketed to us as soulful singers because they had the voice of a black girl in a white girl's body.
except those girls were skinny, and skinny people aren't relatable so its better she is a fatty, because fattys are sooo alternative.
im not saying she can't sing but make her a size 6 or size 8 and all the sudden, her fan base will shrink (no pun intended) by 80%, because she is then just another skinny white girl singing.
but i do hope to see adele as the wedding singer on an episode of my big fat gypsy wedding, *in my best Madge Downton Abbey Accent* cuz that will be well fit, zhu no wat i mean, yeh? fank you.
Submitted by gee_gee on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:48pm.
Who else thinks this bitch is a ghetto ass trick who would shank a ho? And who else loves her more for it?
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I do, and I love her for it. She said in her interview in Vogue that her song "Chasing Pavements" came about from an incident where she punched her boyfriend in the face in a bar and had to run from security.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
IDK, she seemed winded for about 30 seconds. (Was climbing the stage too hard?)
Damn, those BRIT awards don't mess around. SNAP-SNAP and you're out of there! But yeah, she rolled with it just fine. Tiny bird, wasn't THAT awful. Hahaha!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
I wish she would've said, "Oh no, honey boo boo chile!"
WTF, Why give someone an award and have a televised event out of it and then not give people enough time to say thanks? It'd be one thing if she went on and on for like ten full minutes...
If I were her I'd put the award down on the podium or the floor and say, "I guess you changed your mind about giving this to me, so here it is."
Good for her for calling 'em C-U-Next-Times and flipping the bird.
_Submitted by gee_gee on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:48pm.
Who else thinks this bitch is a ghetto ass trick who would shank a ho? And who else loves her more for it?
I was going to say the exact same thing about her. There is something very "Sheniqua" from around the way about her. I love it. #Woopthattrick!
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I like the darker hair also.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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She's always been pretty, but I liked her auburn hair better...
I thought it was the two finger salute in England. Adele would do well with a darker do.
Pip pip, cheerio, and way to throw shade, girlfriend!
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
Swoon. She barely had time to say fank you.
And for Blur?! Really?!
TimC, I'm sure some of it was basking...there's nothing wrong with that. She may have just been waiting for the crowd to calm down. Also, she had to cut a lot of shit out if her diet after her surgery...booze being first to go. I doubt that she's doing cocaine. She's not Rihanna.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
She's amazingly talented, especially in this age of autotuned orlando produced no talent nobodies, but she's so full of herself that she kind of turns me off, even from the first time I heard her.
And if she hadn't stood there for 2 minutes basking in applause before rambling about how proud she was of herself for 30 more seconds she might have got a chance to make an acceptance speech. I'm glad they cut her off, I could see where that speech was going. Hopefully she'll learn something from it.
I fell the same way about her,this bitch IS FULL IF HERSELF.
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:40pm.
Damn, she's looking hotter and hotter. Adele's become Adelectable.
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Adele has been in the industry for a few years now. Most likely she's discovered the cocaine diet, as all singers eventually do.
The Brits live telecasts are often a disaster! To cut off THE big winner just to fit in Blur before the 10 O'Clock news is a fucking joke (especially as the telecast continued on another channel)! The producers of this show are fucktards.
The most notorious disaster of a show was when Samantha Fox and Mick Fleetwood hosted in 1989. Car crash tv at it's finest! You can watch every facepalm inducing moment on youtube! http://youtu.be/9GoJ5c2ieyk
Hahaha! I hope this 3-second speech allowance catches on at the Oscars cuz those fuckers just ramble.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
"Mastercard British Album of the Year"? What a great idea. "Starbucks Best Actor" "Summer's Eve Best Actress".
Who else thinks this bitch is a ghetto ass trick who would shank a ho? And who else loves her more for it?
It's England. It'll pass in 24 hours unlike in the
US where it would be scrutinized and vilified for 24 days.
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:40pm.
Damn, she's looking hotter and hotter. Adele's become Adelectable
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I read in an interview recently that she stopped drinking after the throat surgery. Snookertina, please take note.
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I like this girl.
Seriously? What the fuck is the point of an award ceremony if you can't even thank the people who helped you get the damn award?
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Damn, she's looking hotter and hotter. Adele's become Adelectable.
That's what happens when you cut me off too (usually I'm driving though).
She should have said that she didn't want those ugly ass trophies anyway.