Thursday, February 23rd 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 22nd!

Bugs should have made that left turn at Albuquerque. - Djbeer

Runners-up:

Bugs doesn't have to ask what's up. Sadly, he knows. - Deb

Taylor Swift is so sweet and adorable that even her menses can form into a liquid human hug machine. - GingeMinge

Khloe's 634th attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. - ZombiePanda

via Break.com

Posted by: Michael K


Vern's picture

Submitted by GingeMinge on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:35pm.

Djbeer, sublime!

Well-played, everyone, well-played.

Vern, I never tire of your endless flattery. =)

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That's what makes you unique Ginge!!
Everyone else gets tired of me!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

pamorama_j's picture

Congrats winners!!

Bikefitter, I thought your "Ummm. What's up my ass Doc?" was HILARIOUS!!

GingeMinge's picture

Djbeer, sublime!

Well-played, everyone, well-played.

Vern, I never tire of your endless flattery. =)

WithinReason...'s picture

Hehehehe congrats everyone! Sure had fun with that one! Is that a wet spot? Hmmm. :p

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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com

snowpiece's picture

congrats to Deb♥♥♥ and all the winners!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

urmomma's picture

Lmsao! congrats winners!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Deb's picture

♥ Migraine & guest!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

guest's picture

Deb! Congrats 2 erryone!

Try & hearts ; with no spaces in between to draw the heart. ♥
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Migraine Sally's picture

Awesome captions all!

Deb!!!!

Deb's picture

Thanks, Dog and tojo. I think I have to copy and paste, because alt 3 doesn't work.♥

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

OurMissC's picture

These were awesome! Congrats!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

tojo's picture

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:03am.

Thanks, guys! I don't know how to make a heart, but I'm sending one out to jack, Vern, IG, and Sweetas!
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My laptop doesn't make 'em either...copy & paste!!

congrats funny people!!

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...the end

Dog's picture

Deb - hit alt and the number 3 on the right of your keyboard. ♥

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Deb's picture

Thanks, guys! I don't know how to make a heart, but I'm sending one out to jack, Vern, IG, and Sweetas!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Sweetas's picture

Way to go funny heaux!! lmao DEBS♥, loved it!!

xoAnjlAlwaysxo

islandgirl's picture

Congrats, hookers!!

Deb... ♥

Vern's picture

*Fluffs Deb's tail*

YAY Deb!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are awesomeness on a stick!!!!!

Congrats Looney Slookers!!!!!

Ginge-you are a p-i-g---PIG! :)

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

skabazzle's picture

Congrats winners!!

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Deb's picture

Thanks, NoAnjl! XXXOOO!
Congrats, DJBeer, GingeMinge, and ZombiePanda!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMAO at djbeer!! congrats everyone!! Deb♥
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck

NoAnjl's picture

Congrats to all, especially
my GIRL DEBS!!!! Hi Hon!! xo
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ILOVEBIFFANDELB♥

What Ryan Murphy really had in mind for American Horror Story.

No, I do not want your cream in my Cadbury.

jalynne's picture

1 sexually frustrated Blue Man down...2 to go.

So I guess this is the new super-sized Rabbit vibrator.

Ummm. What's up my ass Doc?

Whamo's picture

Blind Item: Facing an ever growing family this once Alist rabbit took a 2nd job as a Mid-Way prize.

fleawatch's picture

Nameless, faceless sex with nappy hare, must be a Khardashian.........

Whamo's picture

Betty Bunny divorced Bugs after seeing this and especially the next two pictures the private investigator showed her.

I just hate inconsiderate no-no depressors. Especially when they tell you to open wide after the fact.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

jelliebean's picture

Michael K. and Mah Boo, together at last.

pamorama_j's picture

After *&#!ing like bunnies, both Bugs and the Pinkman try and avoid the wetspot.

(Check it out - it's on the Pinkman)

Blumpykin's picture

If you think this is bad, Daffy Duck's fetish would destroy you.

The 2012 Oscars opening number promises to be even worse than 1989's Rob Lowe/Snow White duet.

Birth Control 101: Wear a full body condom and the rabbit won't die.

That's all folks.

Jintess's picture

The producer still can't figure out why the Warner Brother's version of American Horror Story failed...

Whamo's picture

Every time the Easter Bunny laid a pink egg he got a gay son.

rocklobster's picture

Please tell me that's just a really big carrot!

loozer's picture

Oh, we are the boys of chorus, We hope you like our show. We know you're rooting for us, But now we have to go!

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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫

flax mcswiggan's picture

I don't care what the National Enquirer says, this does not look to me to be Cissy and cousin Dionne Warwick at the wake......

Fort Wayne, Indiana really missed a golden opportunity when they opted to not name their Government Center after Mayor Hare-y Baals.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

nebajnim's picture

Jake Gyllenhaal decided to cash in bigtime by making the sequel to Donnie Darko and Brokeback Mountain all at once.

"AHHHH! Trix are for kids! Trix are for kids!"

crankenstein's picture

After Tom Cruise was turned down for The Avengers film - he came up with his own super hero - Captain Pinko - and the Rabbit was Suri's idea.

We can't tell you who they are, but let's just say Bugs took off his magic underwear and their santorum came out with gold flecks.

fleawatch's picture

Time to get rid of the pubic hare........

tiny monkey's picture

That guy from Monday's Caption This contest is gonna be pissed when he sees this.

tiny monkey's picture

Don't worry Bugs, once gay marriage is legal our fight for our rights will be so much easier.

LisaRose's picture

Even Oscar the Oscar goes gay.

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www.dungeonhordes.com

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Pinky and the Hare.

Strepsi's picture

"Be vewy quiet and don't cwy out. I want to wape you wabbit, wapidwy in da weaw end."