Happy "Somebody PLEASE Pay Attention To Me" Day, Jennifer Love Hewitt!
Because Jennifer Love Hewitt is a shy, private and demure person, she celebrated her 33rd birthday yesterday at the long-running headquarters for fame eaters that is The Ivy. THE IVY: Where THIRSTAY hos can quench their thirst on $30 lemonade and camera flashes.
JLove, who is seriously the prototype for every desperate sadling on The Bachelor, screamed for the paparazzi to scratch her attention spot by flashing all kinds of signs that read shit like "Happy Birthday 2 Me," "Watch The Client List In April," and "Bye Pappos." You know, I shade JLove often for taking desperate to whole new desperate levels, but these pictures are kind of refreshing. Because usually if JLove's holding a sign, it reads: I NEED A MAN!!!!!!!!
It feels unnatural posting pictures of The Ivy without The Ivy's forever Poison Ivy Queen in them, so I was moved to do this:
And now I can exhale.
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sorry, don't get the bashing with this girl. she has done pretty well for herself. some movies, a successful tv show, and more tv movies. sounds alright to me. she's cute and seems nice. never caused any problems. what am i missing?
Wonder if the wait staff sings HBD to peeps @ The Ivy? Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Actually, according to Rich Cronin (RIP), Love-Hewitt is the one who does the dumping:
http://www.thefablife.com/2009-01-21/lfos-singer-accuses-jennifer-love-h...
She even pursued "Bachelor" Ben - Ek!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:24pm.
This will be me tomorrow at the Chili's in Bumfuck because we don't have an Ivy...or a Hooters. Also, I'll be drunker and less pretty and everybody will be wondering why I'm holding up signs. Yes, you're all invited.
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Let me know where Bumfuck is and I will alert the paps. You can hold up signs that say "check me out on Dlisted".
L *forehead*
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
I'm so confused about her...she seems so desperate but she really is very pretty and seems nice...she should have the guys lining up to be with her...???
This will be me tomorrow at the Chili's in Bumfuck because we don't have an Ivy...or a Hooters. Also, I'll be drunker and less pretty and everybody will be wondering why I'm holding up signs. Yes, you're all invited.
@LaChaylo
Spinster or free spirit? I'm guessing the latter.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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That really is sad. Does she have no friends in her life, no gays who can say, "Honey, no, you're embarrassing yourself."
@ Whamo, I think she just is the kind of chick who gets too clingy entirely too quickly.
It was probably 'cute' when she was younger, but nowadays the guys her age see it for what it is and haul ass.
Zero problems with her, though. I think she's cute and she was good enough in the Ghost Whisperer. At least she's no Lindsay or Kardashian.
Lovely "Pensive Duck Face" in pic 14.
Christmas...
ugh. I'm embarrassed for her.
She's turning into the Sean Young of her generation.
KIND TOUCHING!
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:08pm.
Girl, even Phoebe Price is calling you desperate.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many engagment rings does she have now?
I don't even know what to say. I kinda just feel bad for her.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:10pm.
Oh, really???
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Whamo...her Valentine? lol. ;D
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I love you J-Love!
@TrashyWilma
WORD. I couldn't stand her back in the day. Now she seems innocent and almost refreshing in the 2012 era of attention-whoredom.
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Douchechill!
Did she wish for another engagement? "This year, I'll actually walk down the aisle! "
Fuck, what am I talking about. At least she's been engaged. *Hangs spinster head in shame*
I'm confused. Some of the photos have her wearing rings on her right hand and others show them on her left. And that's quite the amount of makeup applied for a lunch date with the girls. Is she planning on taking to the stage afterward?
HB J Love. She's always been a butterface...but occasionally she has shown some "sessy thickness" from the neck down. Come on up to the pad and let daddy smash it fo' ya' birfday. (DJM) ;-)
I'm more surprised she has friends.
I'll be her Valentine no problem! I think she's quite pretty but she must just be crazy because she seems to get dumped a lot.
Her smile would disarm me and make me forget she has a big butt, not too big mind you.
Haha, love the photoshop, MK!
Girl, even Phoebe Price is calling you desperate.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I read that the food isn't all that great at The Ivy and the only reason celebs go there is because you can sit outside and be seen by the paps.
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You almost got me there MK. I was like, THE HELL? LOL! For JL, must be nice to celebrate with $30 a pop "cocktails!" :P
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DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, where'd she go next, shopping at Kitson? Then put on a birthday hat and a boa, blowing on a noisemaker while walking through LAX?
I feel bad for her!!! Happy belated Birfday JLove!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I remember around 1998 when she was on the cover of EVERY magazine and I couldn't wait for her to go away.
Then we got the Kardashians and Parasite Hilton and realized Hewitt was so fucking harmless.
LEWZAH!
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