Afternoon Crumbs
Katy Perry looks like Curly Sue on meth, so what I'm saying is that she's never looked hotter! - ICYDK
Taylor Kitsch smickers (half smirk, half pucker) his way through the red carpet - Lainey Gossip
Stephen Dorff is a proud graduate of Mel Gibson's School Of Courting - The Superficial
Your TV screens will soon be graced with some man-on-man lovin' provided by Superman and Justin Bartha (not together) - Towleroad
The time Tommy Girl had a cunt midget meltdown over a pap photographing him without his high heels on - Celebitchy
Another day, another trick Marilyn Monroe-ing herself for a magazine - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I'm convinced that in Jennifer Love Hewitt's closet is nothing but Herve Leger with a sewing machine - Hollywood Tuna
Amanda Seyfried's hair could easily win Best Cocker Spaniel at Westminster - Popoholic
If Beyonce really wants to lose 40 pounds in 5 seconds, she should just take her lace front off - The Berry
Josh Brolin's nipples, because why not? - Popsugar
Why is Star Magazine saying that picture of you on Saturday night is Drunktina? - Hollywood Rag
But did St. Angie write the foreword for Billy Bob's new book in her own blood? - Just Jared
I'm sure Kanye sprays this on his caca logs - OMG Blog
The only solution I see to Kate Gosselin's love problem is for her to lez out with OctoMom - I'm Not Obsessed
Are you there God? It's me shitting into a bridal shop sink - Videogum
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I saw the HateKate Gosselin story and I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.
Good! She has no career, no man, just a bunch of bratty kids. Cry me a river, you sloppy bitch.
I'm glad to see that women stopped that multiple baby breeding bullshit.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Katy Perry looks like a red-headed Russell Brand to me!! Never realized the resemblance before!!
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Well, here I go again, because these two famewhores irritate me so. WHY THE FUCK would you have "sexy" pictures of Skinny Bones Jones in your phone, or at all? Angelina's body is the least sexy thing about her (second only to her pretentiousness.) What do these pictures look like, X-RAYS?????
Looking at any suggestive pictures of Angelina would surely result in papercuts to my eyes, brought on by her sharp, brittle bones.
Three biological children + 0% bodyfat = Crypt Keeper with a heroin habit.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
MyTwoCents: as much as she grates, I find Katy much less annoying than other pop princesses because she's a goofball, too, and can make fun of herself.
i see donny osmond.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Can't hate a bitch that embraces the ug. I'd watch.
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Katy's face is not even in the realm of pretty.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The only solution I see to Kate Gosselin's love problem is for her to lez out with OctoMom.
OMG, imagine how epic that would be.
Perry looks like an old friend of mine in that pic - I mean, minus the mustache.
,,,yikes without the Betty Paige-inspired drag make-up, poor Katy really is a buttahface...
...and Billy Bob is just ghastly...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Doesn't take much to fug up Katy Perry. Sorry but I loathe her. Another talentless sheila who slept with the right people.
Now Kate Upton as Monroe? Stop just stop it! MM is so played out and cliche...just another reason to show tits?
Are we really surprised that Tommy Girl is a controlling bitch? This is my fave quote from the story that made me laugh so hard "From my perspective it all seemed slightly condescending and staged. He was Mr. Wonderful on steroids. Or am I being too glib?"
If it were any other two grown-ups, I would just say fine, old friends making an effort to support one another but with Angelina I just feel that she has to continue to be a part of her old fuck friend's lives whether she married them briefly or not. She just needs to be THE woman.
Maybe tom "short stuff" would have less of a problem if he stopped marrying women taller than he is? Or were none of the short ones willing to sign his Scientology contract.
I can't tell. Is that Donny or Marie under that wig?
Whenever I see a picture of J.Love lately, I can't help but vaguely confuse her for a Kardashian at first. Don't you think it infuriates her that people blast her for having a huge ass and squeezing into those goddamn bandage dresses at every opportunity, while those skanks get lauded for being proud of their "real-world, sexy curves"?
Serious question here: Whatever happened to Gary Coleman's widow?
Why did Tom marry a tall woman? Twice.
Was it reverse psychology? Like we figure he's a secure confident guy because he did?
The world may never know.
80's hot deputy Katy still looks better than hideous Billy Bob! That soul patch needs to be sheared off...
Cruise is not someone I'd ever want to sneak up on me at night! He's unstable... ;)
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
Katy Perry just isn't that pretty without 10 pounds on slap on her face
Sorry, I giveth not one shit about Judy Blume. I think she's a decent writer, but horribly overrated.
Tammy is creepy. He's got that unnerving Smiling Nice Guy thing, but there's this manic evilness behind it.
Somehow it doesn't surprise me that Steven Dorff is abusive. He plays crazy and violent too well.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Katy Perry looks like she's trying to be Jessica fucking Rabbit.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 6:28pm.
why is donny osmond wearing that gawd awful wig?
LOLOLOL! It does look like him.
Submitted by SitInACorner on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 7:19pm.
Another FNL lover, yay!!! But I disagree - Connie Britton went on to American Horror Story, which was pretty successful. However, I don't think that was the right role for her. I hope to see her in the future, because I love her.
As for Tyra, her WW was awful. And I liked Tyra more than I did whiny ol' Lyla.
Tim Riggins needs to make better life choices than "John Carter"! For such a flawless show like Friday Night Lights, the cast (save for Kyle Chandler) has made such stupid career moves.
I would say something bad about Tom Cruise, but I'm afraid *they're* watching me. My thetans haven't been cleansed in years.
There's something ever so deckable about Katy Perry. Beyonce, too. The imbecilic looks often captured on their faces make me feel punchy.
Judy Blume is a definite Hot Slut. I adore her. ADORE. Her books were SUCH a part of my life, growing up. *blows a kiss to Judy Blume*
Did you read her books, MK? She should have written one about a gay kid.
Tommygirl sounds psycho. He will die by his own hand.
I thought it was Carrot Top now that he's off the juice.
Angie writing the forward for Billy's book is gay. Just my opinion. You know they still fuck each other.
Fake mustache for the win!
This just proves that she has the blandest face ever.
I still don't see Katy Perry, even knowing it's her. She is made of teflon. I mean, I still can't recognize her voice when she has a new song out and don't recognize her face, unless she is wearing her usual drag queen outfits and make up.
Face not out pickable from a crowd of one. She has it.
Fuck. Cannot wait for this Hollywood exposed book to hit the shelves.
The story on the Gay Midget was awesome. I am so getting that book!
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Her face looks dirty - is it the manky colour of that wig making her look like she has a mucky face??
The Hollywood tell-all book sounds like it'll be an interesting read. Apparently Tom tried to force everybody to take Scieno classes way back when he was still with Nicole.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
why is donny osmond wearing that gawd awful wig?
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I have never loved life so much.
Katy Couric did it already without the curls.