Hot Slut Of The Day!
Nina Acosta, the 51-year-old retired LAPD officer and married (TO A MAN!) mother of more than one kid from Survivor: One World.
There's almost zero spoilers in this post and I won't tell you who was banished to a slave camp to make Jeff Probst's precious sea glass necklaces, but I had to pay homage to the sun-damaged perfection that is Nina. Nina has the grace of Sue Hawk, the natural charm of Shambo and the quiet sexiness of Mad Dog. Nina is the kind of woman you just want to watch pump gas into a tanker truck. Nina is the kind of woman who uses Ajax as an exfoliant and boric acid as a moisturizer. Nina is the kind of woman you want to take shopping for Dockers. Nina is the kind of woman who can easily assimilate into a pack of wild pit bulls. Nina is what Kate Gosselin wishes she looked like and she's going to spend most of her life staring into a plastic surgeon's scalpel to get it.
Nina is so damn powerful that I'm pretty sure she burned most of Chelsea's eyebrows off with her piping hot glare. The tribe has spoken: I LOVE NINA!
(Picture via Survivor Phoenix)
Anyone else see a bit of Don Knotts being channeled thru her face??
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:13pm.
How dare a woman not be young, or slather her face in makeup.
HOW DARE SHE?
She obviously doesn't hate herself enough. She needs to be subjected to public mockery and shame until she understands that her true job in life is to do whatever it takes to please the male gaze.
Love you!
Gutted she got voted off as she seemed the most sensible plus her face is so strange your eyes are drawn to it!
That walking stereotype Colton makes me want to go gay bashing (and I'm a fag)! Fucking hell he's punchable AND he's a fucking republican! He needs to be sacrificed to the island gods.
P.S. Because we all know that any woman who isn't patriarchy-compliant MUST be a lesbian.
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"Sex can never be a politically neutral interaction as long as the interests of one party are by universal decree prioritized over the interests of the other." -- http://bit.ly/y8oRWL
How dare a woman not be young, or slather her face in makeup.
HOW DARE SHE?
She obviously doesn't hate herself enough. She needs to be subjected to public mockery and shame until she understands that her true job in life is to do whatever it takes to please the male gaze.
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"Sex can never be a politically neutral interaction as long as the interests of one party are by universal decree prioritized over the interests of the other." -- http://bit.ly/y8oRWL
As usual, the women are voting the smart, reliable and emotional stable ones off. I never get that. Anyway, Nina seems pretty cool.
I am surprised that MK hasn't made a post about Colt yet. This guy just waves away smelly hard work and labour!!
Haven't watched this episode yet but I've been watching "Survivor" since day one and last week was the first time I thought I may give up on it. Men vs women on one beach doesn't seem like the best move. Maybe it did on paper. I'm giving it a shot but I'm not thrilled to watch.
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The only thing that would make MK love her more would be if she was ginger.
"sun-damaged perfection" is pure poetry, I'm filing it.
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Shifting into Smarm
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:55am.
"Big Surprise, MK posts about Survivor and everyone is all "THIS SHOW IS STILL ON?" "WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT!?!?" Well, obviously MK does, and I do so who are the losers NOW, HUH!?!?!?!? ;p"
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---and I made a Heathers reference and you missed it.
If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9VFSrelWqA
HOLD ME HOLD ME!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Big Surprise, MK posts about Survivor and everyone is all "THIS SHOW IS STILL ON?" "WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT!?!?" Well, obviously MK does, and I do so who are the losers NOW, HUH!?!?!?!? ;p
this woman is pretty scary but I can't believe MK didn't pick the GHEYLISHOUS Colton for the HSotD, "Hold me, Hold me"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Cannot believe this show is still on.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I don't watch this show, never have, but I'm not getting why this woman is remarkable enough to qualify for HSOTD. Why is it comment worthy about her sun damage? If she was a cop, then it would make sense that she probably was out in the sun doing her job. Also, why is it comment worthy that she's married to a man? Does she throw off a ghey vibe on the show? I guess someone needs to bring me into the loop, because I'm baffled by this one.
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MK, you got all that just from watching? Haha Didn't even know this jive was still on!
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
people still watch that show? Survivor is so 2000.
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:19am.
BAZINGA!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:18am.
I know it's different strokes (heey) for different folks...but I do not see why anyone would desire to go on that show. Camping, dirt, bugs, annoying people and you are living in a bathing suit in front of the world? No thanks.
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^^^^Agree 100%
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...the end
OMG is it already time for Survivor AGAIN!?! I never could get in to this shit... mainly because I have a completely different definition of "backdooring" someone.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
im always amazed this show still exists...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I know it's different strokes (heey) for different folks...but I do not see why anyone would desire to go on that show. Camping, dirt, bugs, annoying people and you are living in a bathing suit in front of the world? No thanks.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
So much reality TV, so little time. I used to sort of like this show, now I can't remember it's on. Good thing, it usually only takes one episode to get me hooked on a good show (not the trash).
Current fave is Ru's Drag Race because it didn't take long for me to take sides in the queen battles backstage.
*open thread door, hello..helllooo is anybody here..quietly closes door*
Sunscreen would have been her friend.
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